You’re all such trolls, I Rebecca Hobso Lamb went from meh dreams of being a police laydeh.. a laydeh in the like.. the police and stuff.
to the dizzying heights of the Asda cereal isles,
and like, that was pre self service days so i ‘ad to learn how to weight out the tato’s and nanas and work meh way from the ground up,
You fuckers don’t know what it’s like to then get pregnant, buy copious amounts of Poundland tit and post it online, all before being a boss ass witch and joining a pyramid scheme.
my boys are so proud of meh
and my nana would have…..
bought me like, little biscuits if she was still alive.