Thought we were due a new thread. I ordered the thread by ‘most liked posts’ and looked through five pages, I couldn’t see a thread suggestion so I took this one from the lovely @Bloomers with their amazing poem:
Magic mirror on the wall!
Loads of shite in that haul!
All them clothes look so cheap!
Up her Flue they always creep!
She really is a selfish fucker!
Poor old beaver is a sucker!
Get you kids a bloody bed!
Spend your money on them!
Instead!
When you read this, you piece of scum!
Take my advice and act like a MUM!!!!!
If anyone could recap, feel free. Happy tattling!
Magic mirror on the wall!
Loads of shite in that haul!
All them clothes look so cheap!
Up her Flue they always creep!
She really is a selfish fucker!
Poor old beaver is a sucker!
Get you kids a bloody bed!
Spend your money on them!
Instead!
When you read this, you piece of scum!
Take my advice and act like a MUM!!!!!
If anyone could recap, feel free. Happy tattling!