Rebecca Lamb #61 you buy once, you buy twice. Sand your face off with my scam device!

[Apple In My Pie]

We were well overdue a new thread - title with an amazing 100+ likes was from @virgofalls

Recap of Begga’s life in t’dales recently:

- she took Alfie to the (PRIVATE, guys, PRIVATE) dentist at long last! His two teeth, the ones that tattlers theorised were rotting, have miraculously fallen out.
- still flogging her face vibrator #supahsexehbossbabe
- the bathroom was completed - Victorian school toilet vibes, wonky grouting, missing tiles and mismatched units galore. Also they have supposedly knocked bits out and extended bits of the bathroom, which they aren’t allowed to do considering it‘s a grade II listed building (or something along those lines)
- made a sad looking gammon (thrilling, yes? ) that looked like a doughy exit wound. No veg apart from one sad looking carrot (no not you Steve) and an onion ‘for the flavour’ not to actually, you know, eat.

If I have missed anything please feel free to add it in. Happy tattling, tattlers!

 

[Booklover]

Brilliant thread title.
Thread #61!!! Here we go again...

 

[Bobbiewilson]

Thanks for the advice beggy. I’ll just leave my young children while I go for a walk or a hour long bath to relax during home schooling. Never thought of that

also, no everything is not going to be ok. PEOPLE ARE DYING YOU THICK COW

 

[Mrsfifi]

New thread woohooooo! It’s Friday so let’s cross our fingers for some bantasaurus action!

 

[ConsuelaBananaHammock]

Someone post the PornHub screenshots before someone asks.

 

[Eli15]

The message with the YOU DO YOU!
Is that even a message to her? I think she's just copied it off someone as I've never seen her share that blue picture on her stories.

She surprised she's not selling FM. I think she's actually too lazy for that though. Actually having to package and organise.

 

[ConsuelaBananaHammock]

She's blocked one of my accounts and muted two now! This last one was nothing but lovely to her. Apparently anyone that asks a question is now blockable.

I wonder if muted accounts still count towards her follower total? If so it makes sense to get as many as you can and mute the ones that don't just comment 'GORGEOUS HUN ' as you don't know you're muted unless you try to find your comment from another account.

What a cheeky witch.

 

[Apple In My Pie]

She's blocked one of my accounts and muted two now! This last one was nothing but lovely to her. Apparently anyone that asks a question is now blockable.

I wonder if muted accounts still count towards her follower total? If so it makes sense to get as many as you can and mute the ones that don't just comment 'GORGEOUS HUN ' as you don't know you're muted unless you try to find your comment from another account.

What a cheeky witch.

How do you tell if someone mutes you?
also, yes, I think they do go toward follower counts.

 

[ConsuelaBananaHammock]

She'd stopped replying to my DMs, so I commented on one of her photos and can't see it from my other account.

You can still interact (help engagement!!) but it's not visible to anyone else.

 

[blondeconverted]

Oop who said it

 

[Bellaboo83]

Announcement Announcement

The boys are getting bunk beds!!!!! She's finally relented and is thinking about putting the boys in proper beds

Well done tatlers, let's take this as a win for those boys, off the floor and in real beds.... Finally

 

[Dandylion1]

She’s relieved her wedding is cancelled wtf

Announcement Announcement

The boys are getting bunk beds!!!!! She's finally relented and is thinking about putting the boys in proper beds

Well done tatlers, let's take this as a win for those boys, off the floor and in real beds.... Finally

Probably won’t happen for months yet because she said after the spare room has been done and they started that back in September and she said it was nearly done then

 

[Clarity456]

Oop who said it

That is the weirdest message ever, surely you just book things now, give them your provisional date - I stress the word PROVISIONAL - then if covid restrictions are not lessened by this time you get a new provisional date and reschedule with the suppliers and so on and so forth.... She's making out like she can only start arranging things once she knows if it's going ahead or not.... I understand it must be gutting having to push back repeatedly but surely "just cancelling" will have lost them their deposit and any payments they made toward the wedding at the venue?

Announcement Announcement

The boys are getting bunk beds!!!!! She's finally relented and is thinking about putting the boys in proper beds

Well done tatlers, let's take this as a win for those boys, off the floor and in real beds.... Finally

I've said it on Jordan Banjos gf's thread, tattle is like a child welfare organisation

 

[Bellaboo83]

That is the weirdest message ever, surely you just book things now, give them your provisional date - I stress the word PROVISIONAL - then if covid restrictions are not lessened by this time you get a new provisional date and reschedule with the suppliers and so on and so forth.... She's making out like she can only start arranging things once she knows if it's going ahead or not.... I understand it must be gutting having to push back repeatedly but surely "just cancelling" will have lost them their deposit and any payments they made toward the wedding at the venue?



I've said it on Jordan Banjos gf's thread, tattle is like a child welfare organisation

Although obviously she's made out it was the boys idea so she doesn't lose face by admitting they should have never been left to sleep on the floor

 

[ConsuelaBananaHammock]

Imagine telling Instagram your wedding is off before you tell the people invited to it.

 

[April17]

I’m sure she asks most of these questions herself notice how they never show the other end of the bathroom, scared someone’s gonna report you beggy lol I think they already have

 

[ConsuelaBananaHammock]

Although obviously she's made out it was the boys idea so she doesn't lose face by admitting they should have never been left to sleep on the floor

Wonder if they'll need new mattresses due to the fungus growing on the bottom of the current ones?

 

[Clementine]

Imagine telling Instagram your wedding is off before you tell the people invited to it.

That’s disgraceful really, isn’t it? Like anyone was invited anyway.

 

[NellieMo]

Wedding cancelled for a couple of years?? Was never booked in the first place, I don’t think they can afford it.

 

[Poosh]

I know it’s early or late but thread suggestion #62 Rebecca Lamb - You can watch her on pornhub but there might be a fee, if you’re lucky she might use the lumi on her fanny.

I hate myself