Why can't she hug her kids in bed without a photo shoot?
Why can't she wear a supportive bra?
Why does she parade around in that manky grey bra? I mean we all have one but we don't feel the need to show it to 50k people.
I can't even bring up the Tik toks.
'OK boys so you've had your chocolate wraps a chocolate milkshake, what next? Oh yeah Jam and chocolate spread on toast, now mummy's going to have a smoothie and porridge with a bag of chia seeds and half a banana cos its really important for mummy to be healtheh.'