Rebecca Lamb #18 LJC wannabe, duck off with your slow cooker “recipe”!

[Barbs89]

Ok I’m doing this now before I forget....
Rebecca Lamb #19 Fanny lips, shopping trips and all those mince pies are going straight to her hips!

 

[mumofboysx]

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[Foolmeonce]

Well I must say that I'm really enjoying the slow cooker recipes. You are doing a fantastic job, Rebecca. It takes real culinary skills to operate a piece of equipment without all it's working parts.
Might I be bold enough to suggest that you branch out to other slow cooker daily meals?
Breakfast could be porridge, maybe? You could wang it in the night before and it'll be ready in the morning. Scrambled eggs? Beans on toast?
Imagine the fun you could have with desserts? Apple pie? Meringue? Ice cream?
Then you could bring out a book..."the delia of the dales" or "no lid needed nibbles" or "slow cooker slop".
The possibilities really are endless.
The reality is that your talents are not.

 

[Not Today Satan]

How nice of beggy to meet up with her followers

 

[Motherofcats]

Just wondering did Rebecca Lamb invent mince pies or ...

Didn’t you know?
They call her Mrs Kipling in the dales.

Omg a fanny hahaha I am crying ... the second pic when you turn your head sideways?

Oh good god!!
Sorry if I’ve put anybody off their mince pies.

 

[Lsbhg]

What is her eyeshadow ??? Is that a filter ?

And sorry but is the person in this comment having me on ???

 

[spiderpig]

I've just watched her slow cooker video, I think I am going to puke my crumpets up.
I have a few questions.......
1) Why the fuck doesn't she peel her veg?
2) What sort of psychopath eats mash with the skin left on?
3) Why would you use korma seasoning AND a jar of butter chicken?
4) Why does her curry look like my dogs shit after he's eaten something he shouldn't?
5) Why would you put a ROAST IN THE BAG chicken in the slow cooker?
6) Did she cook her roast potatoes in the very small amount of sunlight that we have in England?

I'm going back to bed.

 

[Bec3007]

Without cream?!

Steve provided that

 

[BettyCrocker]

Yep , she has done a q & a on her YouTube and she said they have sex everyday. That along with all his sexual references making her out to be his sex object but she seems to thrive off the attention of people seeing his demeaning sexual references to her and everyone knowing they are banging every night she's a very odd girl.

Urgh

imagine Steve the blob fish with his tiny pecker slobbering all over you and flapping around ontop of you like an epileptic salmon..... urgh.

 

[francisjmeader]

‘I want a body like yours @rebeccaellenlamb’

Rebecca doesn’t even have a body like @Rebeccaellenlamb

 

[Apple In My Pie]

Rebecca Lamb 19: hoovered up my dog, is this kitchen roll or bog?

 

[Cooper123]

‘Lambo’

 

[Cooper123]

4 spuds, so that’s a spud each? Her portions are ridiculously tiny! And there she goes again bleating on about little girl things. Never mind girls clothes and bedrooms, you don’t have a little girl. But you know what you do have? A fucking 2 year old son with no duvet! Selfish airhead

 

[Jambojambo]

Jumbo kitchen toilet roll for steve coz he likes to curl wun out in there forra treat at the weekend and stuff

 

[Rachybaby0116]

Saying it how it is. Shame he didn't tag her

 

[Shopaholic]

Oh look at this. Who wrote it?

 

[Wizzywoo]

Urgh

imagine Steve the blob fish with his tiny pecker slobbering all over you and flapping around ontop of you like an epileptic salmon..... urgh.

He looks the sort that would wipe his tiny sausage on the curtains afterwards

 

[Sp20191]

Who can be bothered to have sex every night?!

Now I love my husband and I love sex but seriously...sometimes (most of the time!) I just want to go to sleep but then I suppose I work and look after the kids, cook (edible) food for them, walk the dog so I’m knackered!

 

[sickofthis]

‘ kitchen toilet roll’ [emoji30][emoji30][emoji30][emoji30][emoji30]

 

[francisjmeader]

All I asked was if Woody had a good time at ice skating. It could’ve been a genuine question from a mum with a little one the same age. Of course she reads here otherwise she wouldn’t have taken it so offensively