My first thread
Well we all waited on tender hooks for the big announcement last week. Rebecca looked like her appendix had ruptured (she's actually up for an Oscar) whilst Steve reacted like he was having a penile STI test. Alfie and Woody aren't affected by the new 'Huggy Wuggy' song parents are being warned about; they caught a glimpse of their mums giant vagina in her brown leggings and haven't slept since (poor bastards won't eat beef again either).
Precious Glimpse (scan company) proceeded to delete any negative comments relating to Beggy as well as block numerous Instagram accounts
go you! Way to drum up business.
Steve finally shared news of baby to his Instagram stories (held by gunpoint) but no fear, he went back to sharing his second-hand, clapped-out, rusty, old ride (I mean his cars, not Beggy).
Wellies are ready for baby Clemmeh. Stirrups. Cowboy boots. Thong bikini all incoming. Suh, suh guwgas
Rumours Beggy may have been preggy in November 2021 but that was a blackhead on her nose and not implantation. Phew. Glad her Lumi works so well. I'm going to order one today!
Beggy fell asleep in the car. Seeping beauty? Thank god babies can't see their mums faces on 3D scans (suh precious) as I'm sure Clemmeh would jump back into Steve's ball sack if she realised her 'mummy to be' looks like she's wearing a Michael Jackson (a la Leatherface) death mask.
I've picked out the kinder elements