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watermelon sugar

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I do love a good fart 🤩 their proper ripplers since I've had my baby so its funny when I accidentally let one go now 🤣🤣

Fave quote from a movie/tv show?
 
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Practically Perfect

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Years ago my son wanted some purple converse he was a size 5 adult, saw a good deal and bought them. When they arrived they were the baby size - Tiny.
I also bought a Moon washing machine and booked a 3 week holiday to the bahamas when i was drunk. I was also skint.

Coca Cola or Pepsi?
 
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Practically Perfect

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Having a fight and getting arrested ha!

What character from a book would best describe you (Mine is Heathcliffe as he is a psychotic northern, mad bastard - joking, of course I am Mary Poppins)
 
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Mulholland Drive

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The conversation had come about last night when he was telling me that he'd bumped into a former work colleague that he hadn't seen in ages. I'd actually worked with him myself in a different job so I knew him too. I said something along the lines of "Is he as good looking as ever?" and my husband said "Do you think he's good looking?" and I told him "Of course he is, gorgeous looking, would you not think that he's a good looking man". My husband's reply of "Well I don't fancy him!" I don't fancy him either, yet I can appreciate what an attractive man he is.

My husband's obsessed with Jason Statham films though, so I keep telling him that he's his 'man crush'.

Apologies for derailing the thread!

Cried last night when I burnt my hand taking a tray out of the oven.

What was the name of your first crush? Mine was called David. I was 7. He was a boy in my class.
I know I'm derailing the thread too, but I must admit to having a "thing" for Idris Elba, especially seeing him in "The Wire", which was made almost 20 years ago. Not sure what it is that makes me "tingle" but he's the only bloke that MIGHT just tempt me to the Dark Side :LOL:

Okay, carry on, lol
 
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nbt

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I don’t really have a favourite joke. I have an 8 year old that’s ruined jokes for me by asking me to tell him one constantly so I’m racking my brains constantly.

But I do always tell him this one...

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Poke ‘im on. Groan.

How often do you wash your hair?
 
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