New thread title thanks to @Cjen84 gifted baby grows and comedy teeth are on their way with Hermes Kevin! Edited for decency, full version was Rach makes everyone cringe, won't parent her kids but will show us her minge
Last thread recap:
- Rachaele is still a massive bleep
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and barely parents her kids and step kids.
- Raq did an advert for Home Bargains, saying that she had gone to pick up her favourite cleaning products. When we all know that she gets them for free in return for her tit adverts
- Then it was
The Betsy Show in her new car. First up was a driving lesson with Josh, which to his credit, was pretty good. He was calm, patient, and full of good driving advice. Then Rachey had a go, and it was like Betsy was starring in The Fast and The Furious: Torbay Tour. Isaac and Edie were in the back, she was driving around not paying attention to what she was doing, not having proper control of the steering wheel, turning one way while looking the other, and generally being a cocky, over confident twit. She ignored Racquet, who was whining at her unhelpfully, with B saying at one point "it's ok, I've done it loads in Emily's car" 
then Isaac and Edie got out to race her, because what every parent needs is an over confident teenager speeding around a car park with two younger children running around.
- Wednesday was the day when Raq said they were taking "the little ones" away. They were in a garden centre in Stafford with Lula, Isaac, Edie and Wilby. They then headed to a caravan in Liverpool. In the back garden of some hun Raq met on her book tour (yet another "best friend"). Nice basket of alcohol to welcome them, you'd think Rancho's "best friend" would know that she doesn't like it
- Rancid made a comment about having had Wilbur since 19 July without a break - this was on 18 August. Rach babe, it's called being a parent, didn't you know?
- It's almost the anniversary of when Racquet was brutally sliced in half to birth the Messiah from her golden uterus! She's BOUGHT a ton of balloons to celebrate (particular emphasis on BOUGHT, PAID FULL PRICE etc).
- WILBY'S BIRTHDAY! So there was a massive montage, starting with Rach looking very pregnant, followed by a video of the most private and intimate moment when the Messiah was lifted from her sliced open body (with a bonus view of her prized gammon flaps on show). There was the balloons, a trip to soft play, a professionally made cake, a party with a load of strangers and a bouncy castle (all seemingly organised by the latest bestie, even Raq herself said that if they were at home he'd have had a caterpillar cake in front of Octonauts), reposts of lots of friends holding Wilbert (the lockdown baby who hasn't seen anyone outside his immediate family). Raq claimed in her grid post that his name is hyphenated as Wilby-John, however that isn't what she put when he was born the bunch of strangers all sang "happy birthday", even though Raq knew Wobbly wouldn't like it, so instead of not doing it, she just filmed him while he cried.
- The thread had a brief interlude from someone claiming to be a "friend of Seb's", but was likely just someone feeling Moody
- along with all the OTT birthday posts, Racquet shared a video she took when her and Joyce bought Betsy's car, with J doing that hilarious thing where he pretends to know what he's talking about
so funny I forgot to laugh! The car appeared to be on a garage forecourt, which is odd seeing as Rachey said they had bought it off someone who needed it off her drive. She wouldn't be lying though, not our Raq
- A hun commented that they'd seen Lula and Isaac on the train, but didn't speak to them. Rach replied that they were going to junkyard golf, and that the hun should have said hello. Erm, ever heard of safeguarding? Also, under 18s have to be accompanied by an adult at junkyard golf, so she was letting someone she barely knows take her child and stepchild out for the day? Nice!
- A day out in Liverpool, consisting of an upside down house, where Edie was being held by one of the strangers, and Isaac was barely in the photo
- not content with filming her own children while upset, Raq started filming one of the host hun's kids crying and being upset because the Sacambleton-Marshall-etc clan were leaving.
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Last thread recap:
- Rachaele is still a massive bleep
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and barely parents her kids and step kids.
- Raq did an advert for Home Bargains, saying that she had gone to pick up her favourite cleaning products. When we all know that she gets them for free in return for her tit adverts
- Then it was
The Betsy Show in her new car. First up was a driving lesson with Josh, which to his credit, was pretty good. He was calm, patient, and full of good driving advice. Then Rachey had a go, and it was like Betsy was starring in The Fast and The Furious: Torbay Tour. Isaac and Edie were in the back, she was driving around not paying attention to what she was doing, not having proper control of the steering wheel, turning one way while looking the other, and generally being a cocky, over confident twit. She ignored Racquet, who was whining at her unhelpfully, with B saying at one point "it's ok, I've done it loads in Emily's car" then Isaac and Edie got out to race her, because what every parent needs is an over confident teenager speeding around a car park with two younger children running around.- Wednesday was the day when Raq said they were taking "the little ones" away. They were in a garden centre in Stafford with Lula, Isaac, Edie and Wilby. They then headed to a caravan in Liverpool. In the back garden of some hun Raq met on her book tour (yet another "best friend"). Nice basket of alcohol to welcome them, you'd think Rancho's "best friend" would know that she doesn't like it
- Rancid made a comment about having had Wilbur since 19 July without a break - this was on 18 August. Rach babe, it's called being a parent, didn't you know?
- It's almost the anniversary of when Racquet was brutally sliced in half to birth the Messiah from her golden uterus! She's BOUGHT a ton of balloons to celebrate (particular emphasis on BOUGHT, PAID FULL PRICE etc).
- WILBY'S BIRTHDAY! So there was a massive montage, starting with Rach looking very pregnant, followed by a video of the most private and intimate moment when the Messiah was lifted from her sliced open body (with a bonus view of her prized gammon flaps on show). There was the balloons, a trip to soft play, a professionally made cake, a party with a load of strangers and a bouncy castle (all seemingly organised by the latest bestie, even Raq herself said that if they were at home he'd have had a caterpillar cake in front of Octonauts), reposts of lots of friends holding Wilbert (the lockdown baby who hasn't seen anyone outside his immediate family). Raq claimed in her grid post that his name is hyphenated as Wilby-John, however that isn't what she put when he was born
the bunch of strangers all sang "happy birthday", even though Raq knew Wobbly wouldn't like it, so instead of not doing it, she just filmed him while he cried.- The thread had a brief interlude from someone claiming to be a "friend of Seb's", but was likely just someone feeling Moody
- along with all the OTT birthday posts, Racquet shared a video she took when her and Joyce bought Betsy's car, with J doing that hilarious thing where he pretends to know what he's talking about
so funny I forgot to laugh! The car appeared to be on a garage forecourt, which is odd seeing as Rachey said they had bought it off someone who needed it off her drive. She wouldn't be lying though, not our Raq - A hun commented that they'd seen Lula and Isaac on the train, but didn't speak to them. Rach replied that they were going to junkyard golf, and that the hun should have said hello. Erm, ever heard of safeguarding? Also, under 18s have to be accompanied by an adult at junkyard golf, so she was letting someone she barely knows take her child and stepchild out for the day? Nice!
- A day out in Liverpool, consisting of an upside down house, where Edie was being held by one of the strangers, and Isaac was barely in the photo
- not content with filming her own children while upset, Raq started filming one of the host hun's kids crying and being upset because the Sacambleton-Marshall-etc clan were leaving.
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'prized gammon flaps' was my favourite bit 
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