New thread title courtesy of @Lucyinthesky88 , please donate to my PayPal so we can buy her a car! Had to edit it to fit, the full version was:
Bought my kid a car with the profits from my scam,
But only cos I didn’t get new trainers off me mam
Last thread recap:
- Rachaele Hambleton is a weapons grade bleep
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and barely parents her kids and step kids.
- TW - SUICIDE Rancid Rach sank to a new low of turning a rambling story about getting Nike trainers for Betsy and Lula into talking about a friend of Josh's dying by suicide (and with no trigger warning). But it's ok, she donated £100 (or in context, the arm of one of her awful cardigans) to Mind.
- She's had Tallulah helping out at the "women's centre". Because women who are being abused are really going to want to be greeted by a pre-teen who was so traumatised by abuse between her parents that she's been in therapy for years. Not to mention if an abusive partner turns up looking for someone to blame for their partner leaving them
it's becoming clearer each day that this is going to be nothing more than a coffee shop for Rancid to hang out at with her mates.
- Following the terrible news of the shootings in Plymouth, Ratch shared a post originally made by a Baptist church saying "pray for Plymouth". Which might mean something coming from someone who's religious, unfortunately seeing as Raq would probably melt if she set foot in a place of worship it comes across as a meaningless gesture. The following morning she came on to say how horrendous it is, and how weird that it's Betsy's birthday but she doesn't feel like she can wish her a happy birthday because of what's happened. Just ring and text your daughter Rach, you don't have to make a big song and dance all over the gram
- Gangsta Granny came over, because it was her birthday as well. Raq celebrated by getting McDonald's breakfasts all round. Then Ma Marshall said that one of Rachey's followers sent her a card and flowers. Not creepy at all that some random managed to find her address
- Raq and Joyce took some of the kids swimming. Yawn.
- Emily did a Q&A and said "ask me anything", then seemingly got annoyed when people asked about her moving house (which she's posted about quite a bit).
- Then ensued a looooooooong montage for Betsy's birthday, seriously it went on for about an hour
- another tour of the patchwork launderette/cafe, lots of lush plants and cushions, no thought given to access for people who have a physical disability, no privacy, but the leather sofa is so lush!
- she's filling up the kids bookshelves with lots of books about amazing, inspiring women. Presumably anyone who turns up with boys will be turned away?
- because Raq is so obsessed with women's trauma, the centre is her happy place, and she's so excited and can't wait.
- later on, Josh was ABSOLUTELY HAMMERED, like couldn't hold his head up or speak properly. But remember, they don't like to drink around the boys
- Raq bought a baby box for her oldest, bestest friend who's just had a baby, it included a chocolate lolly which Wilby grabbed, and she didn't tell him no, because clearly he needs more junk food in his life
- rambling story, starting with how all the support from the huns has enabled her to fulfill her dream of opening a women's centre. No mention that the huns have also funded her buying her house, new car, braces, a million boxes of sweets etc. Of course there's professionals working "behind the scenes". Apparently Seb's wages go into her bank account, probably because she can't stand him to have something she can't control
then she was meeting up with her new friend from the park, and going shopping with Lula and the other woman's daughter. She ate a pie alone because the others went to Five Guys but our Raq didn't fancy it.
- Raq and Joyce took Wilbert out to run around, and had an argument about duvets and pillows when they go away. Couple goals!
- Rachey is asking for dating site recommendations "for a friend". Is it Emily? Or are they looking for someone to join them in the swinger's loft?
- A niece arrived for a sleepover at hamster cage HQ, and was rudely quizzed by Josh. Then we were told that Edie was cleaning Betsy's room as a birthday present. Except she said the other day she was taking Edie to buy her a present with money E had saved up herself
- Rachey filmed herself putting on her make up, including the lipstick that she definitely doesn't wear
- Relatable Rach strikes again, buying Betsy a car for her birthday. Never mind that a few weeks ago she was crying over women who are housed in accommodation with no cooking facilities, not even a microwave, and now she's spunking money on a car for a teenager who can't drive yet
- Raq filmed a rambling story in her car, about the fact she's bought Betsy a car. Apparently when she and Josh first got together they sold Betsy's bedroom furniture to buy their car. Then came a sob story about when Rancid was in foster care (you weren't actually though, were you?), and her mum would be drunk every night, and couldn't send her £30 for some trainers that all her friends had, so she got a job and tried to save, but she made a mistake and her boss docked her wages so she couldn't buy the trainers and she still hates him. Then she said that the bloke who taught her to drive us coming from Birmingham to give Betsy her lessons. Seeing as you can't get your car off your drive without hitting the wall, and you can't drive on the motorway, maybe you should get a better instructor?
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
Bought my kid a car with the profits from my scam,
But only cos I didn’t get new trainers off me mam
Last thread recap:
- Rachaele Hambleton is a weapons grade bleep
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and barely parents her kids and step kids.
- TW - SUICIDE Rancid Rach sank to a new low of turning a rambling story about getting Nike trainers for Betsy and Lula into talking about a friend of Josh's dying by suicide (and with no trigger warning). But it's ok, she donated £100 (or in context, the arm of one of her awful cardigans) to Mind.
- She's had Tallulah helping out at the "women's centre". Because women who are being abused are really going to want to be greeted by a pre-teen who was so traumatised by abuse between her parents that she's been in therapy for years. Not to mention if an abusive partner turns up looking for someone to blame for their partner leaving them
it's becoming clearer each day that this is going to be nothing more than a coffee shop for Rancid to hang out at with her mates.- Following the terrible news of the shootings in Plymouth, Ratch shared a post originally made by a Baptist church saying "pray for Plymouth". Which might mean something coming from someone who's religious, unfortunately seeing as Raq would probably melt if she set foot in a place of worship it comes across as a meaningless gesture. The following morning she came on to say how horrendous it is, and how weird that it's Betsy's birthday but she doesn't feel like she can wish her a happy birthday because of what's happened. Just ring and text your daughter Rach, you don't have to make a big song and dance all over the gram
- Gangsta Granny came over, because it was her birthday as well. Raq celebrated by getting McDonald's breakfasts all round. Then Ma Marshall said that one of Rachey's followers sent her a card and flowers. Not creepy at all that some random managed to find her address
- Raq and Joyce took some of the kids swimming. Yawn.
- Emily did a Q&A and said "ask me anything", then seemingly got annoyed when people asked about her moving house (which she's posted about quite a bit).
- Then ensued a looooooooong montage for Betsy's birthday, seriously it went on for about an hour
- another tour of the patchwork launderette/cafe, lots of lush plants and cushions, no thought given to access for people who have a physical disability, no privacy, but the leather sofa is so lush!
- she's filling up the kids bookshelves with lots of books about amazing, inspiring women. Presumably anyone who turns up with boys will be turned away?
- because Raq is so obsessed with women's trauma, the centre is her happy place, and she's so excited and can't wait.
- later on, Josh was ABSOLUTELY HAMMERED, like couldn't hold his head up or speak properly. But remember, they don't like to drink around the boys
- Raq bought a baby box for her oldest, bestest friend who's just had a baby, it included a chocolate lolly which Wilby grabbed, and she didn't tell him no, because clearly he needs more junk food in his life
- rambling story, starting with how all the support from the huns has enabled her to fulfill her dream of opening a women's centre. No mention that the huns have also funded her buying her house, new car, braces, a million boxes of sweets etc. Of course there's professionals working "behind the scenes". Apparently Seb's wages go into her bank account, probably because she can't stand him to have something she can't control
then she was meeting up with her new friend from the park, and going shopping with Lula and the other woman's daughter. She ate a pie alone because the others went to Five Guys but our Raq didn't fancy it.- Raq and Joyce took Wilbert out to run around, and had an argument about duvets and pillows when they go away. Couple goals!
- Rachey is asking for dating site recommendations "for a friend". Is it Emily? Or are they looking for someone to join them in the swinger's loft?
- A niece arrived for a sleepover at hamster cage HQ, and was rudely quizzed by Josh. Then we were told that Edie was cleaning Betsy's room as a birthday present. Except she said the other day she was taking Edie to buy her a present with money E had saved up herself
- Rachey filmed herself putting on her make up, including the lipstick that she definitely doesn't wear
- Relatable Rach strikes again, buying Betsy a car for her birthday. Never mind that a few weeks ago she was crying over women who are housed in accommodation with no cooking facilities, not even a microwave, and now she's spunking money on a car for a teenager who can't drive yet
- Raq filmed a rambling story in her car, about the fact she's bought Betsy a car. Apparently when she and Josh first got together they sold Betsy's bedroom furniture to buy their car. Then came a sob story about when Rancid was in foster care (you weren't actually though, were you?), and her mum would be drunk every night, and couldn't send her £30 for some trainers that all her friends had, so she got a job and tried to save, but she made a mistake and her boss docked her wages so she couldn't buy the trainers and she still hates him. Then she said that the bloke who taught her to drive us coming from Birmingham to give Betsy her lessons. Seeing as you can't get your car off your drive without hitting the wall, and you can't drive on the motorway, maybe you should get a better instructor?
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
I now know that I must make sure my eldest gets a car for their 17th though, to make up for my eternal lack of overpriced footwear 
