New thread title thanks to @Lucyinthesky88 , edited to fit (full version was Tell me you’re a full-time work-shy scammer without telling me you’re a full-time work-shy scammer 
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Last thread recap:
- Raq is still a massive bleep.
- she wants a coffee machine for the women's centre. She can't ask best mate Jordan or Betsy's boss (who both have coffee shops) for contacts or recommendations though, because she's hoping someone will step up and give one for free
- Fresh from the poverty porn tour, Ratchet showed off some new bedding which costs approx £100, but hers was obviously gifted
- Rachy has guested on a podcast about mental health and domestic abuse. No idea why, seeing as everyone else who has been on it has been a mental health professional, and she is just a thieving chav from Paignton. Just another opportunity to peddle more lies and pretend she's something she's not.
- Ramble full of lies (given concussion by a seagull apparently) followed by an advert. Predictable as ever.
- WH Smith promoted her book of lies on their Instagram and Facebook, unfortunately the comments aren't as favourable as Raq would have liked. So she had to drum up support with a post from Betsy and a fake text from Gangster Granny. Yawn. After a raft of negative comments, WH Smith took down the posts on both platforms, although not before Raq and her paid for mates had been through and blocked those that commented or liked the comments.
- Betsy went horse riding with Cocaine Katy, something she used to do with her older sisters but can't any more after Raq fell out with their mum.
- Steven Seagull wandered a bit close to the window of R and J's love nest
making Rach worry he was going to go in their bedroom. I wouldn't worry Ratch mate, he looks like a one-bird kinda man to me (unlike Joycey), he's not interested in your hobbit shag pad.
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JOSH HAS COVID, I REPEAT, JOSH HAS COVID. THIS IS NOT A DRILL the family is isolating after Josh allegedly tested positive for Covid, in news which surprises nobody after seeing the pair of them gallivanting around the country last week, meeting all and sundry with no masks and no social distancing. This was revealed by Seb on his public account and local sources say that the children are off school. Will Rancid announce this to her huns? Stay tuned for another episode of "not bleeping likely!"
- All the big bucks adverts seem to be drying up, now Raq is roping Emily in to advertise car insurance (filmed in the car, with no seatbelts on). Does this form part of Emily's job description as director of the CIC?
- Raq is strangely quiet since it was revealed on Tattle that PC Titwank has Covid, comments relating to this have been deleted from her Instagram and Facebook (even though she never deletes comments). She's rolled out some footage that may or may not be pre-recorded
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
)Last thread recap:
- Raq is still a massive bleep.
- she wants a coffee machine for the women's centre. She can't ask best mate Jordan or Betsy's boss (who both have coffee shops) for contacts or recommendations though, because she's hoping someone will step up and give one for free
- Fresh from the poverty porn tour, Ratchet showed off some new bedding which costs approx £100, but hers was obviously gifted
- Rachy has guested on a podcast about mental health and domestic abuse. No idea why, seeing as everyone else who has been on it has been a mental health professional, and she is just a thieving chav from Paignton. Just another opportunity to peddle more lies and pretend she's something she's not.
- Ramble full of lies (given concussion by a seagull apparently) followed by an advert. Predictable as ever.
- WH Smith promoted her book of lies on their Instagram and Facebook, unfortunately the comments aren't as favourable as Raq would have liked. So she had to drum up support with a post from Betsy and a fake text from Gangster Granny. Yawn. After a raft of negative comments, WH Smith took down the posts on both platforms, although not before Raq and her paid for mates had been through and blocked those that commented or liked the comments.
- Betsy went horse riding with Cocaine Katy, something she used to do with her older sisters but can't any more after Raq fell out with their mum.
- Steven Seagull wandered a bit close to the window of R and J's love nest
making Rach worry he was going to go in their bedroom. I wouldn't worry Ratch mate, he looks like a one-bird kinda man to me (unlike Joycey), he's not interested in your hobbit shag pad.-
JOSH HAS COVID, I REPEAT, JOSH HAS COVID. THIS IS NOT A DRILL the family is isolating after Josh allegedly tested positive for Covid, in news which surprises nobody after seeing the pair of them gallivanting around the country last week, meeting all and sundry with no masks and no social distancing. This was revealed by Seb on his public account and local sources say that the children are off school. Will Rancid announce this to her huns? Stay tuned for another episode of "not bleeping likely!"- All the big bucks adverts seem to be drying up, now Raq is roping Emily in to advertise car insurance (filmed in the car, with no seatbelts on). Does this form part of Emily's job description as director of the CIC?
- Raq is strangely quiet since it was revealed on Tattle that PC Titwank has Covid, comments relating to this have been deleted from her Instagram and Facebook (even though she never deletes comments). She's rolled out some footage that may or may not be pre-recorded
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
