PTWM #76 Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey, braces are off but her teeth are wonky

[ShaWei]

I’m sure she’ll be gifted a replacement

 

[Dinnerbag]

There you go
Rancid

 

[Whatwillbewillbe]

She looks like the emoji in that coat.

She does look like a giant turd

 

[ccccc]

I’m not up to date on this thread tbh but just came to say, I actually really like the new home decor. I wouldn’t personally go for all the crazy colours etc for my own home, but I find it all looks quite nice and is interesting at least.

 

[Bohemiskeye]

Wait... she tumble dried her coat?
And she has the AUDACITY to have a washer dryer installed in that women’s shelter when she can’t figure out that coat would melt do people really tumble dry coats?

I’m not up to date on this thread tbh but just came to say, I actually really like the new home decor. I wouldn’t personally go for all the crazy colours etc for my own home, but I find it all looks quite nice and is interesting at least.

Does anyone know what green she uses? I really want it

 

[Dorothy-redshoes]

I like

I’m not up to date on this thread tbh but just came to say, I actually really like the new home decor. I wouldn’t personally go for all the crazy colours etc for my own home, but I find it all looks quite nice and is interesting at least.

I like her house, I just dislike her pink living room and that ghastly prison toilet i must say my favourite room is her back room with the lemur wallpaper.
Shame her personality isn't as nice as her decor

 

[Catlady1]

Who ever told her to tumble dry the coat is 100% trolling her hahahaha well done!

Oh no the tit brown tit coat is no more. What will she do for a coat now?

 

[reCAPTCHA]

I got my nipples pierced when I was 17 and frankly I’d rather lay my Tits out across a zebra crossing and let a lorry run over them, than go through that again, they were excruciating!

Never fear- you’ll have mammograms when you get old like me and that’s akin to the lorry experience. The best is yet to come

 

[Wetmyplants]

Wait... she tumble dried her coat?
And she has the AUDACITY to have a washer dryer installed in that women’s shelter when she can’t figure out that coat would melt do people really tumble dry coats?


Does anyone know what green she uses? I really want it

I tumble dry my coats on low (after checking the labels say it’s okay... not some random on Instagram) with dryer balls to give them their “umph” back

 

[loolabelle]

Never fear- you’ll have mammograms when you get old like me and that’s akin to the lorry experience. The best is yet to come

I remember being told a mammagram is akin to tenderising a steak between two baking sheets and a sledge hammer!

 

[Bohemiskeye]

I tumble dry my coats on low (after checking the labels say it’s okay... not some random on Instagram) with dryer balls to give them their “umph” back

To be fair I’m rocking a vintage trespass Mac I found in a charity shop circa 2019, haven’t got another coat that fits me, it almost dies when I was it. However I had a coat like that in the 90s and melted it on my nans glass gas fire so lesson learned

 

[Whatwillbewillbe]

Thread title suggestion:
Lier lier her coat’s on fire. Belittles her kids but the huns still admire... ( I tried lol)

 

[Skirmish1979]

I tumble dry my coats on low (after checking the labels say it’s okay... not some random on Instagram) with dryer balls to give them their “umph” back

Yep, it’s fine on low, works with tennis balls too.
disclaimer: I have neither a poo emoji coat or a tumble drier

 

[Missymoo92]

My observations from today's stories...

1. "Betsy (my favourite daughter)"
Really?! What a dick. Couldn't be any less subtle about her favourtism

2. *Growling* "Stop sweaaaarin'!"
Wonder where he's picked up the habit from? Hypocrite.

 

[Fifah1907]

My observations from today's stories...

1. "Betsy (my favourite daughter)"
Really?! What a dick. Couldn't be any less subtle about her favourtism

2. *Growling* "Stop sweaaaarin'!"
Wonder where he's picked up the habit from? Hypocrite.

B changed it to that, apparently and R ‘doesn’t know how to change it back’

 

[Noseycow2020]

I really hope it was tattlers that told her to tumble dry her coat and set it on fire

 

[x12x12x]

Why does she bullshit so much? Cards are preferred but they still take cash.

That coat is bleeping vile anyway and looks awful on her. Good job to set it on fire! Was probably smoking a spliff over it really, had it over her like a blanket

Yes! That’ll be the case-not tumble dryer damage at all but a few errant hot rocks

Wait... she tumble dried her coat?
And she has the AUDACITY to have a washer dryer installed in that women’s shelter when she can’t figure out that coat would melt do people really tumble dry coats?


Does anyone know what green she uses? I really want it

It’s similar to Dulux Emerald Glade-except hers is probably spun from fine crushed emeralds spun into threads and ground down by fairies

 

[hingognito]

I’m just bleeping gobsmacked Astrid was recognised at all as she shaves about 35 years off her face every bastard day with filters
Ethical? Sustainable? Start by showing your TRUE self arsetrid

even with the filters before I knew her background I thought she was the uk equivalent of baddiewinkle!

 

[Macca1975]

Love that he won’t spell her name the way she wants. I won’t say correctly, as she clearly doesn’t spell it correctly!

And he also doesn’t call her mum like she makes out

Who ever told her to tumble dry the coat is 100% trolling her hahahaha well done!

Really pissed yet you can tell even from the bit of face you can see that she’s laughing

 

[Transformers3]

I'd never seen rain until today, so thankful shes shown me a Brit from up north what rain was.

Indeed....the rain, seagulls, a ferry.....eyes opened to a whole new world thanks to the hobbit hole window