PTWM #70 The truth about her life is grotesque. Read the wiki and prepare for distress

[MrsOgre]

Thanks to @FridaK for thread suggestion.

The wiki has disappeared!

Recap of last thread.
Rach had professional decorators in and 3 kids so far have got brand new bedrooms and beds and wallpaper for £80 a strip. Seb is getting a cupboard off the kitchen as his bedroom.

She's still writing her book, it must be the eleventy billionth edit by now.

She was a really nasty stepmother to Seb and ordered him to bring her laptop in bed where she had been all day or else she would confiscate his phone.

Sold furniture and footy boots as according to her, no charity would accept them.

She's done a dramatic and triggering grid post/fb post about how much debt they were in and had nothing, but had enough money for a salmon dinner each month.

She has lots of exciting things planned for when lockdown ends.

 

[Tigger1]

About the wiki

 

[DipsyDoodle]

Thanks @MrsOgre for the new thread, I was about to do it and then got embroiled in feeding the family/tidying up/sorting laundry etc etc

For the catch up, Emily appears to be MIA and Raychaellleee tried to adopt a builder as her dad oh and she's on course for a personal best on adverts this month

 

[Wotsit]

New thread recap: Rachael is still a money grabbing bleep. The end.

 

[BettyCat20]

New thread recap: Rachael is still a money grabbing bleep. The end.

Amen to that!

 

[Viewingfromafar]

She’s not mentioned her period for a good few weeks, Rachealeeeeeee you ok hun

 

[DipsyDoodle]

She’s not mentioned her period for a good few weeks, Rachealeeeeeee you ok hun

She will now!

 

[Its-all-about-me!]

New thread recap: Rachael is still a money grabbing bleep. The end.

Always makes me giggle when the recap always has "she is still a bleep" in it

 

[Dorothy-redshoes]

Always makes me giggle when the recap always has "she is still a bleep" in it

It doesn't seem right if that isn't included, its like a right of passage

 

[Lucyinthesky88]

The stuff nightmares are made of

It doesn't seem right if that isn't included, its like a right of passage

We don’t need “right of passage” and Rachel’s bleep in the same sentence please

 

[PrettyGreeneyes76]

She’s not mentioned her period for a good few weeks, Rachealeeeeeee you ok hun

Unfortunately me and her have something in common, we are due on the same time, we got another week yet

 

[Viewingfromafar]

Unfortunately me and her have something in common, we are due on the same time, we got another week yet

Yes but she claims she gets hers every 3 weeks

 

[Dorothy-redshoes]

The stuff nightmares are made of

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We don’t need “right of passage” and Rachel’s bleep in the same sentence please

And you need to remember to put trigger warnings up of close ups like that, jesus christ, are you trying to give us all a heart attack

 

[Cactus girl]

Ugh here she goes rambling on about sex toys again. It's so obvious she's testing the waters to see how it goes down with the huns before she inevitably starts advertising them too! Oh and she just so happened to mention Emily after it was mentioned a few times here that she's been absent recently she's so predictable and a bleep

 

[Lucyinthesky88]

And you need to remember to put trigger warnings up of close ups like that, jesus christ, are you trying to give us all a heart attack

I don’t see why I should be the only one to suffer

 

[Newbie mcnewface]

I am thinking perhaps she is allergic to rescue remedy and that’s what’s making her lips swell??

 

[Recklessrosexo]

Awww I felt so sorry for Seb when he brought her laptop up and he was genuinely just attempting to talk about her bedroom and how she can make her surroundings better to concentrate in. How deflating for him to be shut down like that.

Also.. did we really need to see Josh's texts to Betsy about the butter???? Is he serious??? All thats going on in the world and that's what he chooses to talk to her about

Whyyyyyyyy do Edie and Wilby both have massive rooms and W has a rug that's over £100

So relatable Rach hun.

 

[Dorothy-redshoes]

And Rachel huni, I know you clearly took my advice to grow your hair out, hence the headbands, but pleaseeeee, from a hairdressers point of view, stop trying to curl it. It makes you look like an even bigger twit

 

[MrsOgre]

Lying bleep, there's a vision express in Torquay. She doesn't need to go to Newton Abbot.

 

[I’mThankyou_]

Ugh here she goes rambling on about sex toys again. It's so obvious she's testing the waters to see how it goes down with the huns before she inevitably starts advertising them too! Oh and she just so happened to mention Emily after it was mentioned a few times here that she's been absent recently she's so predictable and a bleep

It's bad enough watching her "hun" serene try and promote sex toys. If she did it I genuinely would vomit