Right there were hardly any title suggestions and I got bored of looking after about 12 pages of "most liked", so just went with the first one I found from @Lucyinthesky88
The recap is not as comprehensive as usual and apologies for no pictures, but I've had to factory reset my phone and lost everything
hopefully normal service will resume in time for the next one!
Last thread recap:
- Rachaele Hambleton is a bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Joshua Marshall was dismissed without notice from Devon and Cornwall Police for improperly accessing the police database, and using a false identity to contact members of the public
- we ended the last thread with Ratchet complaining about having the shits, and start the new one with Ratchet *checks notes* complaining about having the shits.
- meanwhile, Lula "can't cope" with school, wanted to come home, and was apparently found by a teacher having a panic attack on the floor, Edie hates all the teachers (who probably dislike her as well for being a gobby little tit), and Bratsy's on the phone complaining that she can't sleep due to jet lag on her second extended, all expenses paid by bank of mum holiday. What lovely children she's raising.
- despite being so very ill and unable to stop shitting through the eye of a needle, Crackhead Barbie managed to pull herself together enough to put on a wig (that looked better than her own hair) and play Mrs Claus in the Snatchwork grotto (with the emphasis on GROT), while Get The Watch In Gary made the creepiest, scrawniest Santa anyone has ever seen. Whether or not he has a current DBS is unknown. Anyway, they charged a tenner a child to go in to the Centre, which was all decked out with 3 strands of tinsel, a string of fairy lights, and a piddly little tree that looked like it was a reject from the pound shop. So festive!
- another advert for her mate Porky Penguin, this time showing off the lush amazing elf ideas set right in front of Wilbert (and mention that it'll be Edie's job this year). I thought the point of it was that you set it up as part of the "magic of Christmas" for your young kids, but she clearly can't be arsed.
- in case anyone was in any doubt about how poorly she's been, she showed a text from the GP surgery confirming that she has campylobactor. She reckons she's been shitting herself to death for 12 days, but also said it had started at her friend's wedding, and was at the grotty grotto a week later
- Lula wanted Isaac to go to the gym with her, Isaac didn't want to go to Rabies told him he has to (and Bratsy's boyfriend was coming over so he could take them there)
- the Queen of Sharts still banging on about being ill, saying that she shat in a box to take an unsolicited sample to the doctor, and that she shat herself in the bedroom, and she's still SO ILL (although she looked and sounded pretty perky) and needed special antibiotics from the hospital
- it's time for the annual reminder of just how spoiled and materialistic her youngest daughter is - that's right, tis the season for a grid post of Edie's ridiculous Christmas list. Dyson airwrap, White Fox hoodies (funnily enough not WEBL ones), Pandora necklace, Benefit highlighter among other things, and we all know she'll get everything she wants and more. Remember - she's 11.
- Ratshit told Seb that he has to pay for a lift and a beer (while Bratsy's on her second extended holiday, and her boyfriend is joining her after Christmas, probably paid for by Bank of Rabies)
- apparently Edie and her mates have been trawling social media, and have seen things her dad and his family have posted about Slosh & Wrecks, so she messaged Edie's dad to tell him that his family have to sanitise their social media. A bit rich coming from someone who makes her living by plastering her life all over social media (including multiple books and posts slagging off Joyce's ex-wife, and setting the huns on Edie's gran by saying she was "one of the worst chrolls")
- Beggy Mitchell was asking whether anyone has an Airbnb nearby to Boardmasters for when Lula goes with her mates (she's far too anxious and upset to attend school, but can go to a festival with her mates
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- off they went to buy a Christmas tree, wheeling out Rabid's poorly mum in a WEBL fleece
- Sloshy's out of the picture for a few weeks ("don't worry, we haven't split up!" ), which means Wonky Teeth Wendy has to do the school run, which of course resulted in a grid post of Wilbert having a meltdown after a "very bad day". Give the child some privacy FFS
- Now the Patreon Saint of Torbay wants healthcare workers (who are already overworked and underpaid) to break the law by managing DA relationships - she was talking about a kid in hospital whose mum is "being victimised all over again" by the child's dad being there/being involved in the decisions around the child's care. FYI Raq - parental responsibility is a LEGAL RIGHT and yes it can be tit, but you cannot expect doctors and nurses to prevent a parent from being involved.
- they had to cancel a pop up event due to the storm, so Five Grand Watch Freddie was moaning about the kids having friends stay over (they had only agreed to having people staying because they were going out in the morning). Joyce showed all Lula's mates leaving on the CCTV, saying they were "like a load of ants" and calling them "fuckers".
- Christmas is coming, which means Rabies is back on the beg for vouchers "for the families". The usual Schuh, Costa, Roblox etc, just what families without pot to piss in need.
- the Snatchwork girls went to make wreaths "with the mums" but Mummy Marshall was MIA. After it was noted on Tattle, gross kindly shared a text where she'd invited her, but she hadn't wanted to come.
- despite Sloshy hating dogs and wishing them dead, Ratfuck made him drive to a random service station to pick up a new dog without telling him what they were doing. The new addition is a 6 year old Frenchie who is a retired breeder, and has had "hundreds of puppies". Despite saying that the family she'd got them off were really lush and super strict about where she went, handing over at a service station doesn't sound like they've done proper checks.
- Lula, who can only manage to attend school for a couple of hours a week because she's autistic and far too anxious about it, is off on yet another school trip, this time to Germany
- it's Chriiiiiiiiiiistmaaaaaaaaaaaas, and Edie gets a "Christmas Eve Box" which is basically some of her gifts that she can open early. She was careful to check that "I'll still get loads in the morning though, won't I", and was really rude to Sloshy.
- meanwhile, they're off out for their Christmas dinner, dragging along Wilbert who is not well. Never mind the fact he'd probably like to sit on the sofa under a blanket and get some rest, his parents want to get pissed and get pissed they will!
- Lula being rude about all of her Christmas gifts, her siblings and their Christmas gifts, and basically anything she can turn her nose up at, was worthy of a grid post titled "Christmas day with our honest autistic daughter". Talk about exploiting your child's diagnosis
- meanwhile, Wilbert's still unwell but being dragged on daily pub crawls (which Sloshy is FUMING about, how dare his son be ill), and Ratchet's making a big deal about the new dog's overused teats as often as she can.
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ALERT ALERT ALERT Stabby Jo has been spotted, it's a Christmas miracle! Has someone successfully made it back off the toxic pile?
- having had enough of parenting Wilberforce, Rambo took the dogs out for a walk with Lula and Edie, with them bickering all the way.
- on PatreCON, a lovely family dinner consisted of Sloshy, Isaac, Lula and Edie sat at the breakfast bar while Fungus Flaps filmed them all (there was no sign of Wilbert, he was probably in his room with his iPad and a bag of quavers)
- it's back to school, and while Sloshy was lying in bed with Wilberforce consoling him, Racket was filming. Because what else do you do when your child is in distress?
- a "casual conversation" with Jo about breakfast turned out to be an ad for a company flogging overpriced and unnecessary overnight oats kits (because a normal jar and some oats from the supermarket aren't good enough, apparently).
- another thing on the list that #couplegoals R and J can't agree on is how to pronounce the word "poll". Glad to see such marital harmony
- Sloshy seems to think that when he shows off clothes that have been #gifted, he doesn't need to mark it as such because he's not an influencer, so apparently the ASA won't bother with him, completely missing the point that his wife is an influencer, and he wouldn't be getting sent freebies if she wasn't, so the rules still apply
- Joyce is also getting his bloomers in a twist because he doesn't believe in trigger warnings, and thinks people who want them should "sign out of life". That's it, tell all your wife's vulnerable followers that they are wrong to be traumatised, you thoughtless moronic prick
- on Patrecon, she revealed that apparently Edie hasn't spoken to her dad since November, and she tried calling him over Christmas but he wouldn't answer. I don't know about anyone else, but I sense a strong smell of bullshit in the air
- Racket said that they have discovered a gas leak in the house and they need to move out until it's fixed so she's booked an Airbnb down the road. In true Rabies style, she chose to tell the kids over WhatsApp (obviously so she could share their responses). While they were all packing their tit, she was wandering around filming them. Lula showed off how she'd been so upset she'd cried for ages, yet managed to film herself crying at the lush Airbnb, world war 3 immediately broke out as Lula and Edie fought over wanting the same bedroom. Back and forth, with "I said I wanted it first" and "but I'm older", with the so-called responsible adult just filming and saying "bleeping hell" to the camera. It came as no surprise to discover that Seb and Isaac are nowhere to be seen, luckily after catching up on Tattle Raq helpfully told us all that Isaac is staying at his friend's house, and Seb has gone to Katie's.
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
The recap is not as comprehensive as usual and apologies for no pictures, but I've had to factory reset my phone and lost everything
hopefully normal service will resume in time for the next one!Last thread recap:
- Rachaele Hambleton is a bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Joshua Marshall was dismissed without notice from Devon and Cornwall Police for improperly accessing the police database, and using a false identity to contact members of the public
- we ended the last thread with Ratchet complaining about having the shits, and start the new one with Ratchet *checks notes* complaining about having the shits.
- meanwhile, Lula "can't cope" with school, wanted to come home, and was apparently found by a teacher having a panic attack on the floor, Edie hates all the teachers (who probably dislike her as well for being a gobby little tit), and Bratsy's on the phone complaining that she can't sleep due to jet lag on her second extended, all expenses paid by bank of mum holiday. What lovely children she's raising.
- despite being so very ill and unable to stop shitting through the eye of a needle, Crackhead Barbie managed to pull herself together enough to put on a wig (that looked better than her own hair) and play Mrs Claus in the Snatchwork grotto (with the emphasis on GROT), while Get The Watch In Gary made the creepiest, scrawniest Santa anyone has ever seen. Whether or not he has a current DBS is unknown. Anyway, they charged a tenner a child to go in to the Centre, which was all decked out with 3 strands of tinsel, a string of fairy lights, and a piddly little tree that looked like it was a reject from the pound shop. So festive!
- another advert for her mate Porky Penguin, this time showing off the lush amazing elf ideas set right in front of Wilbert (and mention that it'll be Edie's job this year). I thought the point of it was that you set it up as part of the "magic of Christmas" for your young kids, but she clearly can't be arsed.
- in case anyone was in any doubt about how poorly she's been, she showed a text from the GP surgery confirming that she has campylobactor. She reckons she's been shitting herself to death for 12 days, but also said it had started at her friend's wedding, and was at the grotty grotto a week later
- Lula wanted Isaac to go to the gym with her, Isaac didn't want to go to Rabies told him he has to (and Bratsy's boyfriend was coming over so he could take them there)
- the Queen of Sharts still banging on about being ill, saying that she shat in a box to take an unsolicited sample to the doctor, and that she shat herself in the bedroom, and she's still SO ILL (although she looked and sounded pretty perky) and needed special antibiotics from the hospital
- it's time for the annual reminder of just how spoiled and materialistic her youngest daughter is - that's right, tis the season for a grid post of Edie's ridiculous Christmas list. Dyson airwrap, White Fox hoodies (funnily enough not WEBL ones), Pandora necklace, Benefit highlighter among other things, and we all know she'll get everything she wants and more. Remember - she's 11.
- Ratshit told Seb that he has to pay for a lift and a beer (while Bratsy's on her second extended holiday, and her boyfriend is joining her after Christmas, probably paid for by Bank of Rabies)
- apparently Edie and her mates have been trawling social media, and have seen things her dad and his family have posted about Slosh & Wrecks, so she messaged Edie's dad to tell him that his family have to sanitise their social media. A bit rich coming from someone who makes her living by plastering her life all over social media (including multiple books and posts slagging off Joyce's ex-wife, and setting the huns on Edie's gran by saying she was "one of the worst chrolls")
- Beggy Mitchell was asking whether anyone has an Airbnb nearby to Boardmasters for when Lula goes with her mates (she's far too anxious and upset to attend school, but can go to a festival with her mates
)- off they went to buy a Christmas tree, wheeling out Rabid's poorly mum in a WEBL fleece
- Sloshy's out of the picture for a few weeks ("don't worry, we haven't split up!" ), which means Wonky Teeth Wendy has to do the school run, which of course resulted in a grid post of Wilbert having a meltdown after a "very bad day". Give the child some privacy FFS
- Now the Patreon Saint of Torbay wants healthcare workers (who are already overworked and underpaid) to break the law by managing DA relationships - she was talking about a kid in hospital whose mum is "being victimised all over again" by the child's dad being there/being involved in the decisions around the child's care. FYI Raq - parental responsibility is a LEGAL RIGHT and yes it can be tit, but you cannot expect doctors and nurses to prevent a parent from being involved.
- they had to cancel a pop up event due to the storm, so Five Grand Watch Freddie was moaning about the kids having friends stay over (they had only agreed to having people staying because they were going out in the morning). Joyce showed all Lula's mates leaving on the CCTV, saying they were "like a load of ants" and calling them "fuckers".
- Christmas is coming, which means Rabies is back on the beg for vouchers "for the families". The usual Schuh, Costa, Roblox etc, just what families without pot to piss in need.
- the Snatchwork girls went to make wreaths "with the mums" but Mummy Marshall was MIA. After it was noted on Tattle, gross kindly shared a text where she'd invited her, but she hadn't wanted to come.
- despite Sloshy hating dogs and wishing them dead, Ratfuck made him drive to a random service station to pick up a new dog without telling him what they were doing. The new addition is a 6 year old Frenchie who is a retired breeder, and has had "hundreds of puppies". Despite saying that the family she'd got them off were really lush and super strict about where she went, handing over at a service station doesn't sound like they've done proper checks.
- Lula, who can only manage to attend school for a couple of hours a week because she's autistic and far too anxious about it, is off on yet another school trip, this time to Germany
- it's Chriiiiiiiiiiistmaaaaaaaaaaaas, and Edie gets a "Christmas Eve Box" which is basically some of her gifts that she can open early. She was careful to check that "I'll still get loads in the morning though, won't I", and was really rude to Sloshy.
- meanwhile, they're off out for their Christmas dinner, dragging along Wilbert who is not well. Never mind the fact he'd probably like to sit on the sofa under a blanket and get some rest, his parents want to get pissed and get pissed they will!
- Lula being rude about all of her Christmas gifts, her siblings and their Christmas gifts, and basically anything she can turn her nose up at, was worthy of a grid post titled "Christmas day with our honest autistic daughter". Talk about exploiting your child's diagnosis
- meanwhile, Wilbert's still unwell but being dragged on daily pub crawls (which Sloshy is FUMING about, how dare his son be ill), and Ratchet's making a big deal about the new dog's overused teats as often as she can.
-
ALERT ALERT ALERT Stabby Jo has been spotted, it's a Christmas miracle! Has someone successfully made it back off the toxic pile?- having had enough of parenting Wilberforce, Rambo took the dogs out for a walk with Lula and Edie, with them bickering all the way.
- on PatreCON, a lovely family dinner consisted of Sloshy, Isaac, Lula and Edie sat at the breakfast bar while Fungus Flaps filmed them all (there was no sign of Wilbert, he was probably in his room with his iPad and a bag of quavers)
- it's back to school, and while Sloshy was lying in bed with Wilberforce consoling him, Racket was filming. Because what else do you do when your child is in distress?
- a "casual conversation" with Jo about breakfast turned out to be an ad for a company flogging overpriced and unnecessary overnight oats kits (because a normal jar and some oats from the supermarket aren't good enough, apparently).
- another thing on the list that #couplegoals R and J can't agree on is how to pronounce the word "poll". Glad to see such marital harmony
- Sloshy seems to think that when he shows off clothes that have been #gifted, he doesn't need to mark it as such because he's not an influencer, so apparently the ASA won't bother with him, completely missing the point that his wife is an influencer, and he wouldn't be getting sent freebies if she wasn't, so the rules still apply
- Joyce is also getting his bloomers in a twist because he doesn't believe in trigger warnings, and thinks people who want them should "sign out of life". That's it, tell all your wife's vulnerable followers that they are wrong to be traumatised, you thoughtless moronic prick
- on Patrecon, she revealed that apparently Edie hasn't spoken to her dad since November, and she tried calling him over Christmas but he wouldn't answer. I don't know about anyone else, but I sense a strong smell of bullshit in the air
- Racket said that they have discovered a gas leak in the house and they need to move out until it's fixed so she's booked an Airbnb down the road. In true Rabies style, she chose to tell the kids over WhatsApp (obviously so she could share their responses). While they were all packing their tit, she was wandering around filming them. Lula showed off how she'd been so upset she'd cried for ages, yet managed to film herself crying
at the lush Airbnb, world war 3 immediately broke out as Lula and Edie fought over wanting the same bedroom. Back and forth, with "I said I wanted it first" and "but I'm older", with the so-called responsible adult just filming and saying "bleeping hell" to the camera. It came as no surprise to discover that Seb and Isaac are nowhere to be seen, luckily after catching up on Tattle Raq helpfully told us all that Isaac is staying at his friend's house, and Seb has gone to Katie's.If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
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and another naughty child.