PTWM #158 R’s Fanny gives sloshy the ick, he’s bought a mechanical sleeve to pleasure his pinprick

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Surely Edie's dad won't be happy for her to be away for the whole of Christmas?
Also noticed Mia Apicella has posted about liars again!
Its for a couple of days from the 27th, not for Christmas
 
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I know new year will be more. Normally it’s about £500 a night so I would go in the middle of it being about £700/800 a night during the Xmas break. Throw in a Jubai holiday and presents for her kids…. Actually her Huns have paid for those haven’t they.

this just also goes to show you her lack of safeguarding or anything, it took me about 4 minutes to find where she is probably staying by what she’s said. Idiot. Wouldn’t let her take my kid away with her that’s for sure!!!
 
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Ok so I am hanging after my trip to Glasgow so another bottle of fizzy cats piss the night ! All adult children are out and I am catching up on here …. Amazon’s recap dipsy !❤❤❤.

who on this frazzling earth would let their child zoom up to Liverpool with the tit show squad a couple of days after crimbo ??
 
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Ok so I am hanging after my trip to Glasgow so another bottle of fizzy cats piss the night ! All adult children are out and I am catching up on here …. Amazon’s recap dipsy !❤❤❤.

who on this frazzling earth would let their child zoom up to Liverpool with the tit show squad a couple of days after crimbo ??
Hope the medicinal fizzy cats piss has got you through the night 😆.
 
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New thread title thanks to @Scd1991, edited slightly as I don't know whether Admin will allow a prick! Your prize is a dog collar bracelet, and a bag of goodies from the sex shop 🍆

Last thread recap:
- Wonky Teeth Wendy is still a ginormous bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Twit and twit have abandoned the kids again to piss off to London. Even though it's "work", PA Jo isn't there, so instead she's prepared "itineries" of Raq's work schedule (which looks to be a whole load of duck all).
- Sloshy uploaded some passport style photos of him and the most beautiful woman in his world, which had the unfortunate effect of making them look like they'd been working up chimneys in Victorian Britain 😬 they obviously forgot to pack shower gel, and had no money left over to buy more after paying £515 per night in the hotel.
- some texts from Bratsy confirming that she's as illiterate as her (bestselling author mother) "tryna wrote a poem" "3 versus in" 🤦‍♀️
- the PatreCON followers were rewarded for their fiver a month with a little video of Tic Tac Teeth Terry trying on his clothes and admiring himself in the mirror while Ratchet sat in bed going "awww look how cute you are" like he was a toddler (using a voice she doesn't even use to speak to her actual toddler).
- the reason for the trip? To "speak to the courts and be a voice for survivors of abuse". How the duck does an unqualified chav with an ego almost as inflated as her bottom lip and who is very obviously an abuser herself manage to get herself these gigs? 🤷
- of course they had to go out for dinner at a stupidly expensive restaurant, and show the menu so all the poor people can be jealous while they sit at home eating their egg and chips.
- the Patreon followers were "treated" to video of the gruesome twosome looking around a sex toy shop (link here if you're feeling brave but a MASSIVE trigger warning for the ick, including Geography Teacher George sticking his finger into a fleshlight 🤢 https://tattle.life/threads/ptwm-157-all-the-clobber-what-a-plucking-knobber.35319/post-12757569 ). Rancid's caption was "how do we end up in places like this", erm probably because you chose to walk through the door, you stupid cow 🤷 at one point she said "I feel like I'm with my dad", I don't think anyone in history has EVER uttered that phrase when buying sex toys. Imagine calling yourself "the voice of abuse victims and survivors" all day, then going out at night, probably pissed and coked up, and filming yourself sniggering over rubber fannies and massive dildos.
- after a night on the Colombian marching powder and their new treats from the sex shop, Rumblestrip was paranoid and erratic, firstly wondering why it was "so busy at 8:30 in the morning" (I don't know, maybe all the people who have proper jobs to go to are on their way to work 🤷), then she started filming an old man through the window of his home 🫣 never mind the fact that the poor bloke is just going about his day, with no idea that there's a manic idiot outside filming him 🤬 she said she's been "spying on him the last two days", I wonder how she'd feel if some stranger was hanging around outside her house and filming her through the window? She then got distracted wondering why there was "loads of police", again, maybe because it's central bleeping London at rush hour 🤷
- later on, Queen Lateetha put on her Patreon a message she'd had from the manager of the Mother and Baby Unit at Styal Prison (remember, the one that's hundreds of miles away from where she lives) saying that "the trolls" had emptied the Amazon wish list. She's "heartbroken that people punish babies like this" 🙄 (which is exactly the sort of thing Rashflaps would say). The wish list was reinstated, but bizarrely the delivery address for the items was not the prison itself, but a private address a few miles away. Yeah, not suspicious at all 👀 a Tattler then discovered that the MBU at Styal Prison has a readily available list of CICs and outside partners who donate, and the Scambleton Patchwork Shitshow is not one of them - so where exactly will these items be going? Later the manager was back on WhatsApp to tell Racquetball that the list was clear again and "the babies will love the items" (the babies can only stay in the unit until they are 18 months, so they won't have any idea, nor will they remember it). She even showed just how professional she is by referring to the sex toy shopping trip with a 🐰 emoji.
- she is losing followers on the PatreCON at what must be an alarming rate for her - she shared a screenshot showing 487 people who are no longer paying. She made out it was "trolls", but more likely it's people who have decided it's not worth their money during a cost of living crisis a month away from Christmas. But she has to scare the remaining huns into continuing to pay, Jubai is coming up soon!
- she asked the huns not to screenshot any troll conversations from "their vile site", because we all make money from the ad revenue, apparently (oi Tattle, where's my pay cheque?). What she really means is "don't look at it because they're tit hot at unravelling my lies, and some of you bastards might realise I'm a bleep and stop paying me".
- desperate to carry on rinsing the huns for dosh, she's now asked them to message her directly saying how much they want to spend to support the Christmas campaign, so that she can send a link back with items the children they "support" want. Talk about making it completely non-transparent and untraceable.
- the next part of the plan to avoid anyone knowing exactly how much she's scamming is for huns to buy items and send them to a company name and address in Torbay. This address is not one that is already associated with Rhubarb and her Snatchwork empire, the lightest of research showed it to be an empty building that was previously used by a law firm (specialists in criminal law) up until they moved in December 2021. Which raises a number of questions, such as why not use one of the Patchwork addresses (there's 2 women's centres, the packing centre, and a shop, the locations of which have not been kept secret)? Why has she included the name of the business that no longer operates at that address? Do they know that Beggy Mitchell is using their name? It also turns out to be the correspondence address for Snatchwork Jen, who was the replacement director when Emily was removed 👀 and the building was sold in December 2021
- on Patreon live, she said that someone new was starting at the shop today, but whoever was meant to be training them wasn't there because of an ill child, so Viking Pills Victor went instead. Imagine getting training off that head. Wilbert was in bed with them because he's always clingy after they've been away (which is nearly every bloody week), but they're off to Jubai on 2 December. Thrushy Thelma also talked about their trip to London, gushing about how she got to talk to all these big, important people to tell them what they're doing wrong, and Joyce spoke about when he had to breathalyse his ex wife before allowing her to have the boys (you would have thought that if something like that was in a court order, it would be done by someone impartial at a contact centre, not by the other parent probably using supplies he'd nicked from the store cupboard at the police station). Anyway, they were so amazing and lush that everyone clapped!
- still on Patreon, she's now begging for yet more stuff to be bought for the Patchwork Shitshow "for the women", including board games, selection boxes, and vouchers.
- meanwhile, on Tattle, a user told us her story of being physically and verbally assaulted right in front of Rabies and Pegging Pete, and them just turning away and walking off 🤬
- Tattlers have been wondering for ages why 3 year old Wilbert (who can apparently climb onto the table, and open paint cans) was still sleeping in a cot. Well it turns out that Ramshackle was waiting for his #gifted Emma mattress! How long before he's escaping out of his room and causing havoc?
- someone asked about their "crazy dinner times', so Sloshy picked up some pasta when he deployed to Sainsbury's for a dump, and cooked. Obviously it was served up with half the family not at the table, no cutlery or drinks, and Rambo was busy filming Seb's arse in his boxers (not appropriate). Apparently "everyone's got a mate round for tea" - reality was that Isaac had his cousin. Lula was cutting up the single garlic bread directly on the worktop (how hygienic!) Seb disappeared with his plate into his room, while Apron Alan was wishing he was in Italy with no kids. Then Wobbly wandered in, dressed in only his nappy, probably bored because his iPad battery ran out or something.
- she videoed Seb brushing Wobbler's hair in his bedroom, with a plate of food nearby. Does that child ever sit at the table and eat his dinner? Absolutely not!
- it was the birthday of one of the women on the pretend Freedom course at the centre, so there was a cake. Never mind safeguarding the women who are apparently survivors of abuse 🤷
- on Patreon, Jen from the shop showed off an enormous pile of Amazon parcels "for the lush babies" at the prison. I thought all the items were being sent to the manager's house, near the prison over 200 miles away? So why are they all piled up at the packing centre in Torbay? And why so many, when there's only 8 babies?
- Fungus Fanny has treated herself to a new leather cuff bracelet to match her Mulberry bag - a steal at just £135. She could have got the same thing from Pets at Home for a fraction of the price.
- Rhubarb's content is actual dog tit, with a totally true and not at all made up story about dog turds being found on the kitchen worktop next to the sink (including a bonus of Dagger Tattoo Dave picking it up with his bare hands). Turns out that it was apparently stuck on the bottom of the mop bucket, so when Rambo brought it in, she was dragging it all over the house. Firstly, Lazy Leona never does any cleaning unless it's for an #ad, secondly she has a cleaner, and thirdly, how was there dog tit in the kitchen and nobody noticed the smell? We're calling bull tit (or should that be dog tit) on the whole story.
- on a PatreCON live, Sloshy put his hands on Rumbaba's neck, not at all triggering for her many followers who have experienced abuse 🙄 she then went on to talk about their trip to London, saying "we were up all night, weren't we" and "it was the best night ever". Viking Pills Victor looked embarrassed that she was discussing their sex life so openly. Unlike Tattlers, the toxic twosome are very much not looking forward to Jubai, with Slosh apparently worried about leaving Wilbert for 5 days. We have no idea why, because they have no qualms about constantly leaving him with anyone who will have him (including his 13 year old sister who allegedly has her own additional needs). Rambo said that she didn't think of that when she booked it, it was so long ago that she just assumed that because Wilberforce would be a bit older, it would all be fine. Old Linda the Lackey must be being paid very well, as she's been roped in to do the babysitting for 5 days. Imagine leaving your cleaner to look after your violently autistic 3 year old, and 3 feral teenagers while you piss off to Jubai to prance around in a selection of bikinis.





Just a reminder that a D&C police officer was dismissed for misconduct, with the date of this article being the same date as a certain person started their "career break"...👀

Running total of overnight breaks away since Joyce started his career break on 15 June:
Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
July:
Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
October: Herpes Lodge (weekend), night in London (mid week in half term), Friday night in Southampton
November - 2 nights in London (Sunday and Monday)


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"...Sloshy picked up some pasta when he deployed to Sainsbury's for a dump..."

The whole recap is gold, but that line has to be my favourite. Well played, Dipsy 🤣
 
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Hoi poli is where i shopped in the 90’s for rave gear! I would never deploy there and leave x amount of kids! That video has really wound me up .. they are a couple of pathetic fools. I would of died if my pals could of seen my mum n dad discuss that kind of stuff

Stay at home with Wilbur Josh . You know it’s the right thing to do if he is level 3
 
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Why are they pretending to be bothered about leaving Wilby? Previously they couldn’t leave the house quick enough and would dump him on anyone with a pulse.
 
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I don’t understand why a family that size would even consider taking a friend each, it will just be chaos, that’s so many kids to look out for. Every meal/drink to be paid for it’s like she has an endless pot of money 🤔 it blows my mind that she arranged for them to take friends without asking J, who does that??
 
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I don’t understand why a family that size would even consider taking a friend each, it will just be chaos, that’s so many kids to look out for. Every meal/drink to be paid for it’s like she has an endless pot of money 🤔 it blows my mind that she arranged for them to take friends without asking J, who does that??
I agree, thats like 9 kids if edie goes too with a friend plus 3 adults and are liannes kids staying home or going with her too?
I can barely tolerate 1 extra kid to my 2 🤣
She won't be watching out for any of them though, and taking them to eat out for breakfast lunch and dinner for 3 days in a row is easier for her, again its someone else's job to feed them and she doesn't have to do anything.
She thinks she's always the cool parent but she's not, she's neglectful of their needs! And those kids will realise that home isn't a safe place when they grow up and have their own kids.
 
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Why does she feel the need to belittle him for wanting a morning shopping. When she’s got her friend there.
They’ve got such an awful relationship.
I know he's an utter twit but he is gonna spend the whole time caring for Wilby so she can do what the duck she likes without a care in the world, and she clearly begrudges him a few hours of his own time to go and do what he wants. She's such a controlling bully. This is the tit that makes me feel sorry for the bloke, and I don't like it 🤦‍♀️🤣
 
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I don’t understand why a family that size would even consider taking a friend each, it will just be chaos, that’s so many kids to look out for. Every meal/drink to be paid for it’s like she has an endless pot of money 🤔 it blows my mind that she arranged for them to take friends without asking J, who does that??
Because she hates her kids and can’t bare to spend any time with them as their parent, what a nasty vile human🤬
 
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I'm sure you all know my feelings on Josh 🙈😆. But, how on earth is a grown man sitting there almost begging to have a half day off?. Listing his reasons and promising he'll be back before Edie has even done her hair?.

That's not a relationship of mutual love and trust. Not at all. You can tell who wears the trousers in that air b&b house.

Literally their whole life is based on sex and obtaining/spending money. They have so little in common.

Couldn't happen to a finer pair 👍
 
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I have 3 kids and tbh I’m a huge fan of linking them up with a friend to keep em outta my hair! What I can’t believe is that she tells him live on camera AFTER she’s invited them. Like, what?😕 That’s not a relationship founded on making decisions as a couple is it?

And I know I’m being an armchair psychologist but Josh has many autistic traits (I’m sorry but he has clear obsessions….nail cutting…..birding…feeding her……the roasts……the need to have things in certain places). She is aware of how much he thrives off order and neatness, yet she deliberately makes decisions that she knows will stress him out.

It’s Josh that will face all the anxiety and stress of having 9 children in tow, not her. It‘s Josh that will want to flee that AirBNb when the chaos overwhelmes him, not her, It’s Josh that will have a miserable time because he won’t cope with the disorganisation and lack of routine, not her. That’s why he bloody drinks; it’s mainly a coping mechanism for his overwhelm imo.

It‘s identical to how she acts with Wilby- she deliberately does things, and places him in situations, that will cause him to deregulate and then films the reaction and thrives off watching it. She’s an awful woman.
 
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I'm sure you all know my feelings on Josh 🙈😆. But, how on earth is a grown man sitting there almost begging to have a half day off?. Listing his reasons and promising he'll be back before Edie has even done her hair?.

That's not a relationship of mutual love and trust. Not at all. You can tell who wears the trousers in that air b&b house.

Literally their whole life is based on sex and obtaining/spending money. They have so little in common.

Couldn't happen to a finer pair 👍
I can't stand josh anymore but in one sense he's too mature for her. Shes still stuck at being 14 years old, bragging about having sex with her boyfriend and staying up all night drinking and palming her kids onto every tom dick and Harry and he just wants to settle down quietly, enjoy his hobby and have abit of routine.
I would say look forward to retiring but he fucked that up 🤣
 
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None of this seems to be about going to visit Betsy. She only left how many weeks ago?! Plus if she's starting a job in retail that will be her busiest period. Why didn't they just book a nice cottage in the country side if they wanted a break. Oh because that would mean them actually spending quality time as a family. All the tag along friends too, they really don't like each others company do they? Is she gonna let all the kids just walk around a city on their own. And Slosh trying to seek her permission to go out for a few hours shopping on his own. Pathetic. She does exactly what she wants and he grovels for the tiniest amount of independence. I hope one day he takes her freedom project and he finally clicks how controlling and coercive his wife is.

She could tick a few of these:
 

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None of this seems to be about going to visit Betsy. She only left how many weeks ago?! Plus if she's starting a job in retail that will be her busiest period. Why didn't they just book a nice cottage in the country side if they wanted a break. Oh because that would mean them actually spending quality time as a family. All the tag along friends too, they really don't like each others company do they? Is she gonna let all the kids just walk around a city on their own. And Slosh trying to seek her permission to go out for a few hours shopping on his own. Pathetic. She does exactly what she wants and he grovels for the tiniest amount of independence. I hope one day he takes her freedom project and he finally clicks how controlling and coercive his wife is.

She could tick a few of these:
100% she is an abuser.
 
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I reckon they’ve booked to stay in the busy centre so that the older kids can just come and go and she only has to be concerned about Willy and Edie if she’s there can babysit.

with how she lets those kids be more independent than they should I would not let my child go with her to potentially go missing or get lost in a big place like Liverpool. She’s a moron.
 
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Their relationship is so bizarre. It's so co dependent and utterly depressing.
R is absolutely stuck in her childhood - where she perceived herself as poor and deprived because she didn't have the trainers she wanted, and where she also couldn't get the attention of the boy she had decided was the one for her. So she spent years plotting how to get Sloshy, but clearly never had a thought in her head beyond getting him. I don't even think it was him she wanted really, as in I don't think she could name anything about him she loves, point to any of his little traits that she finds endearing or whatever, it was always what he represented. Getting him would be proof to herself (she thinks it proves it to everyone else but it really doesn't) she was a success. It's like having a big family, she clearly has no interest in children but she wanted a family again to prove she could do it. But now she's got him and he irritates her, and the kids likewise.

As for him, I have a tiny amount of sympathy but ultimately he's been led by his dick into a dysfunctional relationship. Which he should have had the sense to realise was a disaster and got out of long before he ended up losing his job. Now he's got no job or money, hes pretty much trapped with her, begging for a morning off.

All the money they have and they're both totally miserable for different reasons.
 
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The time between Christmas and New Year is the best time of the year imo! Personally I wouldn’t for all the money in the world choose city travel - the less ppl the better.
I am hosting Christmas this year with my folks coming over from Germany! These are all the ppl I need around me on the last days of this year! I love the simplicity of that particular week - as a kid myself all I wanted was to play with my new toys anyway and eat sweets. Both my sister and I would always be gifted a new family board game which we would then play as a family every evening. This is prime time family time! Who lets their kids go away with them as well? Mind blown!
I get she wants to see Betsy but she’s making a spectacle out of it.
She has no idea what „family“ means as there is always someone else present in that house. What a circus!
 
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