New thread title thanks to @delightfullyfuked. I edited for length and swears, the full version was "Drinking tea with friends is private to me, here’s a picture of my sons crappy arse for you all to see". Evri Kevri is deploying right now with a trolley full of fizzy cat's piss and some knock-off Gucci sunglasses for you babe 
Last thread recap:
- Ringpiece continues to be an absolute bleep
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- the holiday is the gift that keeps on giving, today it's a trip on a catamaran. Remember folks, Rambo HATES water, HATES boats, can't swim, and last time they went on a boat (piloted by Pissed Up Pete) she screamed, shouted and snarled until she was dropped back off on the shore. Considering she's said more than once that she definitely can't swim, she managed to get in the sea off the boat. Lula was filming and Whining Wendy complained about her putting her arm around her ("don't do that because you'll drown me").
- meanwhile, over on Patreon, she revealed that she gave Isaac her bank card to buy his bus pass, he kept it for 4 days and spent £97 on it. But she didn't notice until she checked all the transactions. Birdwatcher Baz told Isaac off for getting skimmed milk, and said next time he asks for a pint of Coke he'll be getting a quarter pint of diet Coke. Nice to see that he bullies both his older sons equally. Business Account Barbara told I "you weren't birthed by a Kardashian", yeah, and he wasn't birthed by a Hambleton either
- back at the pool, and yet more talking about trolls. Imagine paying to take your entire family plus a hanger-on to Spain, and spending the whole time complaining about people on the internet who don't like you
anyway, it was all about how apparently back in 2019 they got horrifically trolled for Joyce kissing Wilbert (sure, Jan). Silky Penis Steve responded by making a "wanker" gesture while walking around the pool, at a family resort. Full of class, that family.
- RatPoison reckons she's read 4 books on holiday. Maybe she just means the blurb on the back?
- back in Torbaydos, the patchwork tit shop posted an email, supposedly from a social worker (but it started with "hi team") asking for very specific school uniform (so specific, it would easily identify the family to anyone who knew them). PA Jo is really grafting while her esteemed leader is off on her holidays!
- much to the Tattlers' disappointment, the holiday is coming to an end, but not before Bratsy put her pokey fingers all over a sand sculpture, while commenting about how easily it could be ruined (yeah, by selfish pricks like you).
- then it was off to the airport, where the level 3 autistic child was thrilled to be getting on the plane amongst a whole queue of people.
- back at the Patchwork Palace, we all film ourselves walking back through the door after getting home from holiday, don't we? They've had the carpenters in while they were away, an ugly cupboard in the entrance, and ugly panelling up the stairs have appeared. Loads of money, absolutely no taste. The pantry has been sorted and organised (probably by Stabby Jo's mum). Seb was asking when his clothes will all be washed by, Seb mate, you may as well ask Linda or your gran, because your lazy witch stepmother only remembers how to use the washing machine when she's being paid for an #ad. Wilbert apparently had an "epic meltdown" over stock cubes (he thought they were sweets), but luckily Spendy Sandy had bought him yet another set of animals to line up as a distraction. Then followed about 8 million stories of him lining them up, while Ravioli only interacted by saying "what is it?" and "wow".
- get Sky News on the blower - the tit shop is closed for the day due to "staff sickness" (could all the paid mates just be sick of Racket's bullshit?).
- on Patreon, Rambo couldn't wait to do a Q&A. Strangely she didn't answer any questions about Emily and her pregnancy, still radio silence on that front
anyway, someone asked about GG's parents, and how they feel about her "spending so much time" at the Patchwork Shithouse. Apparently her mum is "lush" (of course), and it's all fine because Betsy has spent as much time around her house. Of course the holiday was the best thing ever) even though she documented how much she hated it in real time ). She was asked which child was easiest - Edie is her mate (which is half of the problem with her whole attitude to parenting), she hugged Lula and realised she hadn't done it for "months" because she hates affection (apart from when she's in a bikini and GG is lying all over her, also in a bikini ), and Wilbur was "heaven and heartbreaking" (looked to us like he was having the time of his life). Some parts she loved so much she could cry, other times she cried with homesickness. Wilbert is much easier to manage at home because he has a routine (which seemingly involves wandering the house unsupervised and eating junk food in front of the iPad). Bumbag Barry has started taking over with him, which "fucks her off", even though the apparent reason given for his career break was to look after Wilbert someone asked about the testing for unvaccinated travellers (even though she's never stated whether she has had the vaccine or not), she said that the queue for unvaccinated people was longer than the vaccinated, Tattlers who have been to the same place confirmed this is bullshit as there's no separate queues. Someone asked whether her and Sloshy had a date while away, she said they hadn't as they wouldn't have left Wilby "alone". She does at home because it's familiar for him and he has his "routine". When asked the worst thing about the holiday, she said it was "managing Wilby's behaviours". The last night was "brutal" as they'd planned a meal, but Wobbly was tired and didn't want to go out (probably nothing to do with his level 3 autism, more likely he'd been up early on a 5 hour boat trip, not slept, and then you wanted to take him out for a late meal. Most 3 year olds wouldn't cope well with that, which you'd know if you'd actually been involved in raising any of your other 3 kids, Racket). Her and Silky Legged Steve ended up bleeding (yet again, miraculously healed in record time, as there are no marks or scratches to be seen on either of them).
- despite recently saying that she couldn't afford to get the centre done up and decorated, she's now getting the flooring and carpets sorted.
- PA Jo is really grafting for her £60k salary, by sitting in Wobbler's bedroom reciting animals as he picks his toys up. So many learning opportunities with those toys (counting, colours, how many legs etc) but no, he picks up a cow and someone says "cow", he picks up a duck and someone says "duck". He collected up all his animals, and was allowed to walk down the stairs with them in his arms, giving us all the fear. Jo also had her hands full of animals, and Ulcerated Ursula was filming, so if he'd fallen he would have gone all the way down
Pigeon Legs Pete could be heard calling his son (the one that he gave up work to look after because of his needs) "bleeping ridiculous". Nice.
- straight off the back of Joyce's frankly horrible comment about Wilbert came an advert where Flabby Lip Fiona was cashing in on Wobbler's autism diagnosis, saying he'd loved Petit Filous since he was weaning. I mean, he's never been seen in the vicinity of one, and I'm sure if he was given the choice between that and a doughnut, we all know what he'd choose, but carry on with the bullshit coming out of your mouth hun.
- Grabby Glenda uploaded, then deleted, but left up on Facebook some stories waffling about some leggings that she'd been sent for Wilbur, but she hadn't realised they'd been bought by a mate as a present, and just thought they were #gifted. So now they have #gifted a box full of leggings
- Bratsy's working at the Snatchwork jumble sale, and is incapable of making or buying herself some lunch, so Favouritism Flo picked up a meal deal and dropped it round for her (while her stepsons are fending for themselves on takeaways every day).
- Rasputin managed to exceed everyone's expectations, and kept a respectable silence after the death of the Queen. She was probably racking her brain to work out how she could make it about herself, but couldn't find a way, and kept quiet instead. Her new management probably breathed a massive sigh of relief.
- after the break, Rambling Rosie was back on Patreon, doing her make up and talking about how a police officer turned up at 8am looking for Seb after his moped had been crashed into a house, and they suspected the rider had been drink driving. She thought it was weird, because "Seb never comes home drunk" (because we all know he prefers the weed eh, Ratface). Sloshy got him out of bed, he claimed he was at work until midnight, and his moped had been stolen, and he tried to ring the police but couldn't understand them, didn't bother ringing his dad or stepmum because it was late and he didn't want to disturb them (aka he knew they'd be loving each other the hardest up in the hobbit loft, and knew they'd ignore his call like they always do). They showed the police the footage from the CCTV (#ad) of Seb coming home and not going out again, and that cleared it all up. No mention of whether it was stolen from home (in which case it would be on the CCTV), or at his work (so how would he have got home). She went on to say that she was spending the day with Mannah, but it's so funny how when she doesn't mention someone "the trolls" come up with all these theories about how she must have fallen out with people when really it's just because she doesn't show it all. While all this was going on, Wilbert was festering in his own tit, and because he couldn't wait for Mummy to finish putting her make up on, he took his nappy off and managed to smear it over himself. While sitting alone in his room, with a sugar laden breakfast and his iPad
- Begging Becky was at it again, on the CIC page asking for donations of items for a family with young boys, including bedding, clothes, toys, etc. Once again, leaving everyone wondering where exactly the thousands of pounds a month she's raking in "for the centre" is actually going. Just don't look at the holiday, expensive meals out, designer clothes/bags/shoes, Sloshy's £5k watch, the home renovations, because that would be trolling, wouldn't it?
- meanwhile, Merlot Malcolm sickened and disgusted Tattlers by posting a photo of himself slouching in front of the massive mirror with a glass of red wine (of course). He also revealed yet another crappy tattoo, this time of a knife on his side. What an excellent symbol for a (supposed) police officer on a career break, as well as the husband of a supposed advocate for domestic abuse (who stabbed her ex-husband). Not to mention their alleged involvement in the court case of Stabby Jo's partner
(who stabbed someone near-fatally)
- back to business for the gruesome twosome, business of course being out for a boozy lunch with Arsetrid and Simon. Poor Simon clearly didn't want to be filmed eating a slice of cake, putting his hand up to Ringpiece's camera. In the car on the way home, they passed some sheep and ponies on the road, and Rabid said they should take Wilby there. Simon replied "he'd line them all up though". They all joined in laughing about a toddler with special needs, which is pretty bleeping low even for that bunch of cunts.
- there is still no acknowledgment or message of congratulations for Emily in respect of her pregnancy. The silence is deafening...
Running total of overnight breaks away since Joyce started his career break on 15 June:
Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
Last thread recap:
- Ringpiece continues to be an absolute bleep
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- the holiday is the gift that keeps on giving, today it's a trip on a catamaran. Remember folks, Rambo HATES water, HATES boats, can't swim, and last time they went on a boat (piloted by Pissed Up Pete) she screamed, shouted and snarled until she was dropped back off on the shore. Considering she's said more than once that she definitely can't swim, she managed to get in the sea off the boat. Lula was filming and Whining Wendy complained about her putting her arm around her ("don't do that because you'll drown me").
- meanwhile, over on Patreon, she revealed that she gave Isaac her bank card to buy his bus pass, he kept it for 4 days and spent £97 on it. But she didn't notice until she checked all the transactions. Birdwatcher Baz told Isaac off for getting skimmed milk, and said next time he asks for a pint of Coke he'll be getting a quarter pint of diet Coke. Nice to see that he bullies both his older sons equally. Business Account Barbara told I "you weren't birthed by a Kardashian", yeah, and he wasn't birthed by a Hambleton either
- back at the pool, and yet more talking about trolls. Imagine paying to take your entire family plus a hanger-on to Spain, and spending the whole time complaining about people on the internet who don't like you
anyway, it was all about how apparently back in 2019 they got horrifically trolled for Joyce kissing Wilbert (sure, Jan). Silky Penis Steve responded by making a "wanker" gesture while walking around the pool, at a family resort. Full of class, that family. - RatPoison reckons she's read 4 books on holiday. Maybe she just means the blurb on the back?
- back in Torbaydos, the patchwork tit shop posted an email, supposedly from a social worker (but it started with "hi team") asking for very specific school uniform (so specific, it would easily identify the family to anyone who knew them). PA Jo is really grafting while her esteemed leader is off on her holidays!
- much to the Tattlers' disappointment, the holiday is coming to an end, but not before Bratsy put her pokey fingers all over a sand sculpture, while commenting about how easily it could be ruined (yeah, by selfish pricks like you).
- then it was off to the airport, where the level 3 autistic child was thrilled to be getting on the plane amongst a whole queue of people.
- back at the Patchwork Palace, we all film ourselves walking back through the door after getting home from holiday, don't we? They've had the carpenters in while they were away, an ugly cupboard in the entrance, and ugly panelling up the stairs have appeared. Loads of money, absolutely no taste. The pantry has been sorted and organised (probably by Stabby Jo's mum). Seb was asking when his clothes will all be washed by, Seb mate, you may as well ask Linda or your gran, because your lazy witch stepmother only remembers how to use the washing machine when she's being paid for an #ad. Wilbert apparently had an "epic meltdown" over stock cubes (he thought they were sweets), but luckily Spendy Sandy had bought him yet another set of animals to line up as a distraction. Then followed about 8 million stories of him lining them up, while Ravioli only interacted by saying "what is it?" and "wow".
- get Sky News on the blower - the tit shop is closed for the day due to "staff sickness" (could all the paid mates just be sick of Racket's bullshit?).
- on Patreon, Rambo couldn't wait to do a Q&A. Strangely she didn't answer any questions about Emily and her pregnancy, still radio silence on that front
anyway, someone asked about GG's parents, and how they feel about her "spending so much time" at the Patchwork Shithouse. Apparently her mum is "lush" (of course), and it's all fine because Betsy has spent as much time around her house. Of course the holiday was the best thing ever) even though she documented how much she hated it in real time ). She was asked which child was easiest - Edie is her mate (which is half of the problem with her whole attitude to parenting), she hugged Lula and realised she hadn't done it for "months" because she hates affection (apart from when she's in a bikini and GG is lying all over her, also in a bikini ), and Wilbur was "heaven and heartbreaking" (looked to us like he was having the time of his life). Some parts she loved so much she could cry, other times she cried with homesickness. Wilbert is much easier to manage at home because he has a routine (which seemingly involves wandering the house unsupervised and eating junk food in front of the iPad). Bumbag Barry has started taking over with him, which "fucks her off", even though the apparent reason given for his career break was to look after Wilbert someone asked about the testing for unvaccinated travellers (even though she's never stated whether she has had the vaccine or not), she said that the queue for unvaccinated people was longer than the vaccinated, Tattlers who have been to the same place confirmed this is bullshit as there's no separate queues. Someone asked whether her and Sloshy had a date while away, she said they hadn't as they wouldn't have left Wilby "alone". She does at home because it's familiar for him and he has his "routine". When asked the worst thing about the holiday, she said it was "managing Wilby's behaviours". The last night was "brutal" as they'd planned a meal, but Wobbly was tired and didn't want to go out (probably nothing to do with his level 3 autism, more likely he'd been up early on a 5 hour boat trip, not slept, and then you wanted to take him out for a late meal. Most 3 year olds wouldn't cope well with that, which you'd know if you'd actually been involved in raising any of your other 3 kids, Racket). Her and Silky Legged Steve ended up bleeding (yet again, miraculously healed in record time, as there are no marks or scratches to be seen on either of them). - despite recently saying that she couldn't afford to get the centre done up and decorated, she's now getting the flooring and carpets sorted.
- PA Jo is really grafting for her £60k salary, by sitting in Wobbler's bedroom reciting animals as he picks his toys up. So many learning opportunities with those toys (counting, colours, how many legs etc) but no, he picks up a cow and someone says "cow", he picks up a duck and someone says "duck". He collected up all his animals, and was allowed to walk down the stairs with them in his arms, giving us all the fear. Jo also had her hands full of animals, and Ulcerated Ursula was filming, so if he'd fallen he would have gone all the way down
Pigeon Legs Pete could be heard calling his son (the one that he gave up work to look after because of his needs) "bleeping ridiculous". Nice. - straight off the back of Joyce's frankly horrible comment about Wilbert came an advert where Flabby Lip Fiona was cashing in on Wobbler's autism diagnosis, saying he'd loved Petit Filous since he was weaning. I mean, he's never been seen in the vicinity of one, and I'm sure if he was given the choice between that and a doughnut, we all know what he'd choose, but carry on with the bullshit coming out of your mouth hun.
- Grabby Glenda uploaded, then deleted, but left up on Facebook some stories waffling about some leggings that she'd been sent for Wilbur, but she hadn't realised they'd been bought by a mate as a present, and just thought they were #gifted. So now they have #gifted a box full of leggings
- Bratsy's working at the Snatchwork jumble sale, and is incapable of making or buying herself some lunch, so Favouritism Flo picked up a meal deal and dropped it round for her (while her stepsons are fending for themselves on takeaways every day).
- Rasputin managed to exceed everyone's expectations, and kept a respectable silence after the death of the Queen. She was probably racking her brain to work out how she could make it about herself, but couldn't find a way, and kept quiet instead. Her new management probably breathed a massive sigh of relief.
- after the break, Rambling Rosie was back on Patreon, doing her make up and talking about how a police officer turned up at 8am looking for Seb after his moped had been crashed into a house, and they suspected the rider had been drink driving. She thought it was weird, because "Seb never comes home drunk" (because we all know he prefers the weed eh, Ratface). Sloshy got him out of bed, he claimed he was at work until midnight, and his moped had been stolen, and he tried to ring the police but couldn't understand them, didn't bother ringing his dad or stepmum because it was late and he didn't want to disturb them (aka he knew they'd be loving each other the hardest up in the hobbit loft, and knew they'd ignore his call like they always do). They showed the police the footage from the CCTV (#ad) of Seb coming home and not going out again, and that cleared it all up. No mention of whether it was stolen from home (in which case it would be on the CCTV), or at his work (so how would he have got home). She went on to say that she was spending the day with Mannah, but it's so funny how when she doesn't mention someone "the trolls" come up with all these theories about how she must have fallen out with people when really it's just because she doesn't show it all. While all this was going on, Wilbert was festering in his own tit, and because he couldn't wait for Mummy to finish putting her make up on, he took his nappy off and managed to smear it over himself. While sitting alone in his room, with a sugar laden breakfast and his iPad
- Begging Becky was at it again, on the CIC page asking for donations of items for a family with young boys, including bedding, clothes, toys, etc. Once again, leaving everyone wondering where exactly the thousands of pounds a month she's raking in "for the centre" is actually going. Just don't look at the holiday, expensive meals out, designer clothes/bags/shoes, Sloshy's £5k watch, the home renovations, because that would be trolling, wouldn't it?
- meanwhile, Merlot Malcolm sickened and disgusted Tattlers by posting a photo of himself slouching in front of the massive mirror with a glass of red wine (of course). He also revealed yet another crappy tattoo, this time of a knife on his side. What an excellent symbol for a (supposed) police officer on a career break, as well as the husband of a supposed advocate for domestic abuse (who stabbed her ex-husband). Not to mention their alleged involvement in the court case of Stabby Jo's partner
(who stabbed someone near-fatally)- back to business for the gruesome twosome, business of course being out for a boozy lunch with Arsetrid and Simon. Poor Simon clearly didn't want to be filmed eating a slice of cake, putting his hand up to Ringpiece's camera. In the car on the way home, they passed some sheep and ponies on the road, and Rabid said they should take Wilby there. Simon replied "he'd line them all up though". They all joined in laughing about a toddler with special needs, which is pretty bleeping low even for that bunch of cunts.
- there is still no acknowledgment or message of congratulations for Emily in respect of her pregnancy. The silence is deafening...
Running total of overnight breaks away since Joyce started his career break on 15 June:
Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
Amazing recap 
love it!