PTWM #138 Dripping in Gucci and obsessions with poo,Where is the PayPal in 2022?

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New thread title thanks to @Cheerios78 , with an honourable mention for @delightfullyfuked. who suggested "Fans fans fans everywhere… my kids… oh they’re somewhere". Both had the same number of votes, so I made an executive decision to use the one which mentions PayPal ✌

Last thread recap:
- crappy Sharon is still, and always will be, a bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- Freebie Holiday Freda reposted a photo Sloshy had uploaded of his fanny pack all ready for a day out with Wilbur. Not only did he take a photo, list everything he'd packed in and tag the company it came from, but she reposted it, retagged the company and captioned it "how utterly cute is my husband" 🤮🤮🤮 pair of weirdos.
- she's finally done some #ads for the free holiday (although marking it as a "PR stay" rather than the clearer #ad that it actually is). One of her many, many "besties" has used her discount code and joined them - because of course the park had last minute availability during the school holidays 🙄 nothing says that Raq and Slosh aren't quite the couple goals they think they are like not even being able to spend a week just them and their kids.
- Fungus Flaps shared a Trevi post about having spent the day with them, with Emily (you know, the manager of the launderette) notably missing.
- they visited a donkey sanctuary, where Lula was reminded that she used to have an Instagram called "Lula's little farm". This was followed up by a video of Lula walking away from the camera with Rambo's caption of "I made this". Way to make sure your young teenager knows her value is in her looks and figure 🤷 Lula then asked if she could have a donkey, with Ratchet's response being "but you haven't bothered with animals in about a year".
- Wilbert got excited about some ducks, running and shouting "duck", which Rango labelled as aggressive for some reason. She then said that she had anxiety because Wilbur was lining up some toys and another child came and moved one. No wonder he hates her, the poor kid can't fart without Racket taking it as a personal attack 🙄
- obviously fed up of not being front and centre, Betsy turned up and surprised everyone. She got straight back into picking on Lula, while Snorting Sally sat filming and laughing. She told Lula that she owed her £30, Lula's face fell which makes it seem like it was for something that she didn't want her mum to know about. Later on Edie told Lula she was a cow.
- Wobbly had a late night snack and iPad session on the sofa.
- they've taught Wibble to fake cry, just what every toddler needs 😬
- St Ratchet of Paignton shared that she'd donated £500 to the charity supported by the fella she had on the podcast to talk about working with the children of alcoholics. She worded it as "we gave the podcast fee..." His name was also Josh, which confused some Tattlers (including me!) into thinking that Sloshy is charging £500 to sit and talk tit with his rancid wife! Either way, it's extremely crass to be donating money to charity and then telling everyone about it. Bear in mind as well that it will have been paid for on the PTWM business account and written off as an expense, so Toothy Tina hasn't actually put her hand in her pocket at all.
- instead of spending the time away with (some of) the children, she's been writing more of her next tit book.
- Wonky Nose Wendy shared "before and after" pictures of having had her make up done for the wedding last week. duck me, she's a catfish! Lips pointing one way, nose pointing the other, like Hatie Cockpins if you ordered her off Wish. She shared a full photo of her wedding outfit, making sure to point out that nothing was an ad, she paid full price for everything. Imagine flogging so much tit and receiving so many freebies that you have to make it clear when you actually pay for something.
- Ladram Bay must really be kicking themselves for giving her a free stay, seeing as her post about it focussed on how dysfunctional her family is. She finally remembered at the end that she was meant to be advertising it, so she added in that it was "lush" and "clean" and she'll be booking again for next year (we'll believe that when we see it hun!).
- we've finally been treated to the new bathroom, which just like Overspending Olive, is vulgar and tacky. A delightful mix of gold, grey and pink, what a shame she didn't manage to get that 5 grand bath though, will she be getting new boobs instead?! We will have to wait and see!
- who tries to shower a dog in a brand new bathroom? Of course it's Attention Seeking Annie!
- out walking with Wilbert and Career Break Colin, Wilby didn't want to hold Sloshy's hand and Racket's caption was that he'd said a patronising "wow". Yep, the same word that she put on a jumper to flog is now "patronising", even though he's not quite 3, so doesn't know how to be patronising. Methinks Bestselling Author Barbara doesn't actually know the meaning of the word.
- Wilbur apparently had "an exceptional" meltdown. Which Bum Bag Barry managed to distract him from by singing nursery rhymes. OK hun.
- Apparently Wilby's speech has advanced so well due to a TV programme. Not his parents (who don't work) putting in lots of effort with him, it's all down to his virtual babysitter. And Lazy Lucy seems to be proud of this.
- Titwank, Gucci Glenda and Wilbur deployed to the beach, of course with the trolley. The experienced parents forgot his shoes, with Rawhide saying "I'll just buy him some more".
- Beggy Mitchell asked for recommendations for airport transfers. Clearly hoping that someone will offer to do it for free 🙄
- we were then treated to a screenshot from her period tracker app, letting us all know her period is due tomorrow. Because she can 🤷
- more tit from the Snatchwork tat shop, which she's still marking as an ad, well done Rancid! She had some putty and said she plays with it when she's talking to women at the launderette (even though nobody can remember the last time she was actually there). She referred to her nipples because of it being the first day of her period (🤷), and also threw in a mention of trolls 🙄
- on Patreon, she said that there's a leak coming from the brand new tacky bathroom, so it may need to be ripped out to sort it. Couldn't happen to a nicer person if I'm honest 😂
- she was down at the centre wanging on about school uniform and how much they've got to give out to the poor people (the ones who can't afford nice trainers, and have egg and chips for tea). Sloshy was happily sitting in with the Snatchwork girls, despite Tacky Bathroom Toni repeatedly saying that it's "WOMEN ONLY, NO MEN ALLOWED, EVEN THE POSTMAN ISN'T ALLOWED TO DELIVER IN CASE IT UPSETS OUR WOMEN". Is Red Wine Roger allowed because he's an ex copper? Or is it because she doesn't think of him as a real man?
- then she jumped on the back of someone else saying they'd caught a troll 🙄 the person is allegedly a sex worker in Dubai, wonder why Racket might have started following her? 🤔
- she filmed some customers in the tit shop and called them her "fans", you're not Beyonce, love! She's also got a guest book in there for all her "fans" to write gushing messages to her in.
- Seb's off to Boardmasters for the weekend (16 seems a bit young to be going unattended, but this is the Clampitts 🤷). Titwank was supervising his packing, asking which outfits are for which day, and saying "this needs to come back immaculate". Tell us you've never been to a festival without telling us you've never been to a festival, Slosh! The wanker can talk about his kids and the traumatic things they've been through on a podcast, but can't look his own son in the eye when talking to him.
- Scammy Sue has been out with "the girls", lunch, shopping, and no doubt several glasses of fizzy cat's piss. Meanwhile Hot Pants Harry went out on his kayak and APPEARED TO MEET UP WITH SOME MATES at the beach. Tattlers were shocked, as nobody knew he actually had any mates at all, but we could all breathe again when we realised it was old work colleagues, and Sloshy had taken Edie (nobody else had kids with them, so she was clearly there to keep an eye on him and make sure Joyce didn't fall penis first into another woman).
- it's Lianne's birthday, so of course Raffleticket did a sickly, gushing post which was more about herself than the birthday girl. One slide said "spending 20 years checking in on me", yet the next said "it really sucked not having you around me for a while" so has she been there for 20 years or not? 🤔
- Fizzy Cat's Piss Freda was clearly off her tits, filming Joyce in the shower 🤮🤮🤮 while making out that Wilbur had lined his dinosaurs up in the bottom of the bath. Imagine complaining that your toddler is still awake at almost 10pm, then exciting him by flicking a light on and off 🤷 all while Kayak Ken was still trying to wash the sand out of his crevices




Running total of child free overnight breaks away since Joyce started his career break on 15 June:
Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
Joyce's birthday - night near Plymouth (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.


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So you let your kid stay up late and wonder why he always kicks off......he's tired, head!

Not only did she sound pissed in those videos, she sounded a bit bunged up. Colombian flu.

They didn't leave the restaurant, they went for a line or a cigarette. Who gets the bill and pays for it before dessert?

What an absolute bleep!!!!
 
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My sister has the exact same bath as that (the gold one was out of stock 🤣) anyway there is no way Wilber done that. My sister loves her bath but hardly uses it as she says it’s quite difficult to get in and out off !!


Also another question !! Does rachet ever go anywhere on her own locally ? Does she need her army to shield her cause she is hated locally ??

Brilliant recap as always !! Xxxx
 
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My sister has the exact same bath as that (the gold one was out of stock 🤣) anyway there is no way Wilber done that. My sister loves her bath but hardly uses it as she says it’s quite difficult to get in and out off !!


Also another question !! Does rachet ever go anywhere on her own locally ? Does she need her army to shield her cause she is hated locally ??

Brilliant recap as always !! Xxxx
That’s worrying as we know they don’t supervise Willy if he got in that and it had water in her could drown or he could run the tap 😠
 
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I find it so odd that he took Edie out with those blokes the other day. Nobody else had kids with them, it clearly wasn't a "let's get together with the kids on the beach" type of arrangement, I bet they wondered what he was doing when he turned up with his deployment trolley and a kid in tow!
 
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I find it so odd that he took Edie out with those blokes the other day. Nobody else had kids with them, it clearly wasn't a "let's get together with the kids on the beach" type of arrangement, I bet they wondered what he was doing when he turned up with his deployment trolley and a kid in tow!
Deployment trolley 😂. Bet those guys were staying watching him approach smiling through gritted teeth saying oh here comes hedgehog Harry 😂
 
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Deployment trolley 😂. Bet those guys were staying watching him approach smiling through gritted teeth saying oh here comes hedgehog Harry 😂
Maybe he wasn't even invited, he just caught wind of the plan and decided to join in 😂 they'd have been like "oh bleeping hell, we thought we'd seen the last of this bleep, who told him we were meeting up?" 😂
 
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Maybe he wasn't even invited, he just caught wind of the plan and decided to join in 😂 they'd have been like "oh bleeping hell, we thought we'd seen the last of this bleep, who told him we were meeting up?" 😂
I got the impression from this picture that they were just there where he was. If you see, all their boards are together and they are huddled. Josh is just filming them from the Kayak, like a stalker 😂😂😂

That picture he took made him look like he’d bumped into The Dreamboys and took a fan selfie. I was roaring laughing.

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Josh is the type of person that would turn up to a football match with a rugby ball!! He defo wasn’t part of the paddlebaord crew when he turns up with a kayak 😂
 
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I find it so odd that he took Edie out with those blokes the other day. Nobody else had kids with them, it clearly wasn't a "let's get together with the kids on the beach" type of arrangement, I bet they wondered what he was doing when he turned up with his deployment trolley and a kid in tow!
He probably just took Edie out and bumped into them all down there 😂

Also others have said about Lianne being back on the scene after a while, I wonder if she wasn't around because she had a partner. R only seems to have single female hangers on and other than Astrid and Simon they never go out in couples. You see R going for lunch with PA Jo during the week/work days but they never seem to socialise at night or weekends with her partner and kid. Emily disappeared when she met her new fella, was back for sleepovers when they split and now she's back with him she's AWOL again. It's like they don't actually like being alone and have to have a 3rd wheel.
 
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Someone asked at the end of the last thread why was she in the bathroom while Slosh showered, they shower together everyday according to her, I remember her posting about it years back! She said he washes her hair or some other weird thing that’s proof they’re super in love 😶
 
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Someone asked at the end of the last thread why was she in the bathroom while Slosh showered, they shower together everyday according to her, I remember her posting about it years back! She said he washes her hair or some other weird thing that’s proof they’re super in love 😶
She also said being in the shower together was the only place they could talk in private about Sloshy's custody battle as they didn't want the kids to know.
 
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She also said being in the shower together was the only place they could talk in private about Sloshy's custody battle as they didn't want the kids to know.
Yes that was it! Secret conversations, couldn’t possibly just chat while the kids are asleep or at school etc.😜
 
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I don’t know what makes me feel more nauseous- how much money she’s pissed away on her new bathroom or the gaudy mismatched gold and pink tiles 😷😷
 
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Lush recap & Amazin title 🥰.
Fungus flaps is the absolute best insulting nickname for Rancid, that I have ever heard!
😂😂😂.
I might have to borrow it, if you don't mind 😆.
 
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Wonky nose Wendy and fungus flaps 🤣🤣 I can’t cope hahaha. Brilliant recap as always Dipsy 🥰
 
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She also said being in the shower together was the only place they could talk in private about Sloshy's custody battle as they didn't want the kids to know.
but then the kids also used to come in constantly because they live up her hole
 
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He probably just took Edie out and bumped into them all down there 😂

Also others have said about Lianne being back on the scene after a while, I wonder if she wasn't around because she had a partner. R only seems to have single female hangers on and other than Astrid and Simon they never go out in couples. You see R going for lunch with PA Jo during the week/work days but they never seem to socialise at night or weekends with her partner and kid. Emily disappeared when she met her new fella, was back for sleepovers when they split and now she's back with him she's AWOL again. It's like they don't actually like being alone and have to have a 3rd wheel.
Wonder if stabby has met someone and that’s why she’s no longer a bestie
 
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Lush recap & Amazin title 🥰.
Fungus flaps is the absolute best insulting nickname for Rancid, that I have ever heard!
😂😂😂.
I might have to borrow it, if you don't mind 😆.
Help yourself, we're all friends here!
 
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I find it so odd that he took Edie out with those blokes the other day. Nobody else had kids with them, it clearly wasn't a "let's get together with the kids on the beach" type of arrangement, I bet they wondered what he was doing when he turned up with his deployment trolley and a kid in tow!
The fact he stalked them down in the sea (he was definitely kayaking extra hard) just so he could show off his new B&O water proof speaker and nail down at ‘back at shore’ peck off/photo shoot really tickled me. Apologies for lack of punctuation there.
 
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