Another new thread title thanks to @Lucyinthesky88 the absolute queen of titles! I had to edit to fit, the full version was
"BeKind is off travelling with Mummy’s stolen wonga;
Rach won’t miss her for six months - she’s kicked her out for longer"
Last thread recap:
- Rabid Raquel is still a colossal bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- apparently the meeting in London was with someone who is taking over from PA Jo on the brand work (all the #ads). Even though Jo's really good and gets loads of freebies at Christmas etc, she's got so much other stuff to do (such as being set up to be the fall guy if/when the CIC and scamming all goes tits up) that she'll be busy with that.
- BeKind is off on holiday in Turkey. Despite not bothering with their kids that are in the same country, Neglectful Nora and Neil took time out of their busy daytime shagging schedule to facetime her.
- there's a lush new sign to try and entice people into the tat shop, unfortunately with not an English GCSE between them they've managed to get it made saying "home wear" instead of homeware
- Betsy sent a picture of herself in a bikini to the family group chat, with the caption "how's your afternoon", Lula replied that she wasn't good and felt like she was going to be sick, Betsy (the kindest girl in the world) simply said "can't relate". Edie then asked what happened to their holiday, so Captain Thrushy Pants has told all her paying followers, but not the kids that were meant to be going on the holiday nobody else replied to poor Lula.
- freshly back from their midweek shagathon trip to London, the gruesome twosome had a lovely cosy night in with all their children. Oh hang on, no they didn't, they hotfooted it round to Arsetrid's for an adults only meal with plenty of drinks. Toothy Tina showed herself as the elegant, classy, sophisticated person she is by keeping her jacket on and starting to eat her food before anyone else had even sat down.
- according to Patreon, they got back from London late on Friday, and on Saturday morning had the parents of some old friend of Racket's round for breakfast (one of the many, many "best friends" she has had throughout her life). The dad has worked with Ratshit's dad for years, but he isn't interested in hearing anything about his thieving scumbag daughter (not surprising, seeing as she's publicly slagged him off many times). She was showing him plans for the downstairs of the house - as if they haven't made it look like the H H Holmes murder mansion already, there's more coming. They took Wobbly out for a walk "to tire him out" before pissing off to Arsetrid's.
- Period Pants Pam commented on Mrs Hinch's holiday post saying"you've made me feel more positive about taking Wilby away", so is the holiday back on?
- the dosh from the fun day has been counted, and there's £1,421 in the kitty for Rack's next Gucci bag. So lush!
- a screenshot from the constant source of content that is the family group chat showed a photo from Hot Pants Harold of Seb's dressing gown on the bin (apparently he's sick of finding it lying around the house). Seb's response was to tell him to "duck off". What a delightful exchange in the perfect patchwork family!
- BV Babs has been sharing videos of Wilbert making animal noises - very cute, but she'd already shared them on her Patreon. Makes you wonder why the huns think it's worth a fiver a month
- Rambo has roped in her hypnotherapist to run some bullshit session at the centre. Some guff about being "empowering and transformative". Clearly she's tit, seeing as Cystitis Cindy has been seeing her for years, and still hasn't made it past the age of 14 when nobody would buy her the trainers she wanted.
- Pigeon Spotter Pete has booked Seb onto a load of taster days at college for things he knows he won't enjoy. What a prick. The gruesome twosome are clearly terrified of any of their kids getting an education and doing better than either of them.
- on Patreon, Phone In Hand Phoebe filmed Lula really upset and saying she'd had an awful day. Maybe she'd like her mum to give her some affection and reassurance, not film her and put it online
- it's Seb's prom night. A big moment for a teenager, the end of his school career, the start of his next adventures. And was his dad there to proudly take photos of him all dressed up and see him off? Absolutely not, instead he was out having one on one time with Lula to cheer her up. Almost as though Selfish Sarah had to be reassured that the children who came from her thrush-riddled nether regions are far more important than those other two
of course Spineless Steve has to appease his master in the hope that he might get another £5k watch or £140 bum bag.
- Advert Andrea has finally realised (after a bollocking from my mate Cheryl at the ASA) that she needs to mark products from the Snatchwork tit Shop as #ad BECAUSE SHE'S BENEFITTING FINANCIALLY FROM PEOPLE BUYING THEM. She also launched into a ramble about those trolls who keep ringing the school and Social Services about them (pro tip hun - it's not your trolls, it's people who know you in real life and have genuine concerns about your parenting).
- on Patreon, she stated that Seb first tried smoking weed when he was 13, and now smokes it around every 4-6 weeks (the same regularity that she claimed Betsy was underage drinking at house parties).
- Lula (13) and Isaac (12) apparently sneaked a load of mates in at midnight to hang out in Betsy's room - what they were up to in there is unknown, seeing as Racehorse and Titwank have no idea where their own kids are, or who they have round at any time. Just a reminder that last week Lula had a "meltdown" at school so bad that Gangsta Granny had to come and pick her up (because her actual mum was off having an afternoon sex session in London), and just days ago she was having such a bad time that Joyce HAD to spend some time with her instead of seeing his eldest child off to his prom. How likely is this anxiety ridden, possibly autistic child able to be roaming around the neighbourhood late at night and sneaking shedloads of mates round?
- Safeguarding Sandra shared some shocking photos of Edie (in case anyone's forgotten, she's 8) posing in a bikini top and shorts
but remember, if you think it's inappropriate, you're the one with the problem, she should be able to share photos of her half-naked child on the internet!
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
"BeKind is off travelling with Mummy’s stolen wonga;
Rach won’t miss her for six months - she’s kicked her out for longer"
Last thread recap:
- Rabid Raquel is still a colossal bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- apparently the meeting in London was with someone who is taking over from PA Jo on the brand work (all the #ads). Even though Jo's really good and gets loads of freebies at Christmas etc, she's got so much other stuff to do (such as being set up to be the fall guy if/when the CIC and scamming all goes tits up) that she'll be busy with that.
- BeKind is off on holiday in Turkey. Despite not bothering with their kids that are in the same country, Neglectful Nora and Neil took time out of their busy daytime shagging schedule to facetime her.
- there's a lush new sign to try and entice people into the tat shop, unfortunately with not an English GCSE between them they've managed to get it made saying "home wear" instead of homeware
- Betsy sent a picture of herself in a bikini to the family group chat, with the caption "how's your afternoon", Lula replied that she wasn't good and felt like she was going to be sick, Betsy (the kindest girl in the world) simply said "can't relate". Edie then asked what happened to their holiday, so Captain Thrushy Pants has told all her paying followers, but not the kids that were meant to be going on the holiday
nobody else replied to poor Lula. - freshly back from their midweek shagathon trip to London, the gruesome twosome had a lovely cosy night in with all their children. Oh hang on, no they didn't, they hotfooted it round to Arsetrid's for an adults only meal with plenty of drinks. Toothy Tina showed herself as the elegant, classy, sophisticated person she is by keeping her jacket on and starting to eat her food before anyone else had even sat down.
- according to Patreon, they got back from London late on Friday, and on Saturday morning had the parents of some old friend of Racket's round for breakfast (one of the many, many "best friends" she has had throughout her life). The dad has worked with Ratshit's dad for years, but he isn't interested in hearing anything about his thieving scumbag daughter (not surprising, seeing as she's publicly slagged him off many times). She was showing him plans for the downstairs of the house - as if they haven't made it look like the H H Holmes murder mansion already, there's more coming. They took Wobbly out for a walk "to tire him out" before pissing off to Arsetrid's.
- Period Pants Pam commented on Mrs Hinch's holiday post saying"you've made me feel more positive about taking Wilby away", so is the holiday back on?
- the dosh from the fun day has been counted, and there's £1,421 in the kitty for Rack's next Gucci bag. So lush!
- a screenshot from the constant source of content that is the family group chat showed a photo from Hot Pants Harold of Seb's dressing gown on the bin (apparently he's sick of finding it lying around the house). Seb's response was to tell him to "duck off". What a delightful exchange in the perfect patchwork family!
- BV Babs has been sharing videos of Wilbert making animal noises - very cute, but she'd already shared them on her Patreon. Makes you wonder why the huns think it's worth a fiver a month
- Rambo has roped in her hypnotherapist to run some bullshit session at the centre. Some guff about being "empowering and transformative". Clearly she's tit, seeing as Cystitis Cindy has been seeing her for years, and still hasn't made it past the age of 14 when nobody would buy her the trainers she wanted.
- Pigeon Spotter Pete has booked Seb onto a load of taster days at college for things he knows he won't enjoy. What a prick. The gruesome twosome are clearly terrified of any of their kids getting an education and doing better than either of them.
- on Patreon, Phone In Hand Phoebe filmed Lula really upset and saying she'd had an awful day. Maybe she'd like her mum to give her some affection and reassurance, not film her and put it online
- it's Seb's prom night. A big moment for a teenager, the end of his school career, the start of his next adventures. And was his dad there to proudly take photos of him all dressed up and see him off? Absolutely not, instead he was out having one on one time with Lula to cheer her up. Almost as though Selfish Sarah had to be reassured that the children who came from her thrush-riddled nether regions are far more important than those other two
of course Spineless Steve has to appease his master in the hope that he might get another £5k watch or £140 bum bag.- Advert Andrea has finally realised (after a bollocking from my mate Cheryl at the ASA) that she needs to mark products from the Snatchwork tit Shop as #ad BECAUSE SHE'S BENEFITTING FINANCIALLY FROM PEOPLE BUYING THEM. She also launched into a ramble about those trolls who keep ringing the school and Social Services about them (pro tip hun - it's not your trolls, it's people who know you in real life and have genuine concerns about your parenting).
- on Patreon, she stated that Seb first tried smoking weed when he was 13, and now smokes it around every 4-6 weeks (the same regularity that she claimed Betsy was underage drinking at house parties).
- Lula (13) and Isaac (12) apparently sneaked a load of mates in at midnight to hang out in Betsy's room - what they were up to in there is unknown, seeing as Racehorse and Titwank have no idea where their own kids are, or who they have round at any time. Just a reminder that last week Lula had a "meltdown" at school so bad that Gangsta Granny had to come and pick her up (because her actual mum was off having an afternoon sex session in London), and just days ago she was having such a bad time that Joyce HAD to spend some time with her instead of seeing his eldest child off to his prom. How likely is this anxiety ridden, possibly autistic child able to be roaming around the neighbourhood late at night and sneaking shedloads of mates round?
- Safeguarding Sandra shared some shocking photos of Edie (in case anyone's forgotten, she's 8) posing in a bikini top and shorts
but remember, if you think it's inappropriate, you're the one with the problem, she should be able to share photos of her half-naked child on the internet! If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
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. Thanks Josh. You made my Monday with your lego hair and sucked in stomach 
