Thread title thanks to @2ofeach , I had to edit it to fit, the full version was
"The Snatchwork CIC year end accounts are amiss, meanwhile the FREE robot vac collects Shambleton debrissss!"
Last thread recap:
- As always, Rawhide is still a bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- the new women's centre looks like a cafe with tables and chairs. All vulnerable women want is to sit around drinking tea and comparing stories of their abuse
Arsetrid has bought some plants.
- Rancho took an odd mirror selfie with Seb (probably to try and prove that he loves her), but had to draw attention to the dog's arse, which nobody would probably have noticed if she hadn't mentioned it. We were too busy looking at the vile green tracksuit that she seems to wear more than anything else at the moment.
- a photo of Joyce lying on her knee and looking more like Gollum than ever
- Raq's written a poem for one of her women. All about how she isn't a failure for having her kids removed. Yet Toothy Tina and Mangina Malcolm took his ex-wife's children away, and have resolutely refused to allow any kind of contact
pair of hypocritical cunts.
- Betsy has passed her driving test! And was straight off to McDonald's with Edie, who wasn't in a proper car seat, and with the wing mirror tucked in. Looked safe
- meanwhile, over on Facebook, Raq's ad for Lookeiro clothes has been coming up as a sponsored ad (and reminded Tattlers that she never actually wears any of the stuff she got). There are comments about her being a scammer, and many more wondering why she's advertising clothes by talking about her nipples
- It's Mother's Day, so she kicked off by showing the flowers she's bought for her mum and Gangsta Granny, had to shoehorn in that they were £45 each didn't she. Then Joyce walked in with some bits of Christmas garland that he wanted to put in for his birds (because we all know how much birds love plastic trees). She said "but it's the garland for MY stairs, it's MINE for Christmas" it's ok Rach, we all know who wears the trousers, and who pays for EVERYTHING.
- she's been live on Patreon with Seb in his dressing gown. She had to say that she transferred him a tenner and gave him £20 cash yesterday, again all about her money.
- Emily randomly slept over on "Mother's Day Eve" (absolutely not a thing, Raq), in Edie's bed.
- then she filmed Freddie writing his name on a card for Emily. Just let the kid do it without a bloody phone shoved in his face. Which Emily opened sitting on the sofa next to Wilby, with no Freddie in sight (most kids want to be there when their mum opens their card). But it was lucky really as Nostrils laughed at how Freddie had written his name, which was a bit mean, then a topless Sloshy leaned over and gave her a kiss - Slosh if you're reading this, that's not normal or OK!
- the whole clan went out for lunch, a nice roast (like they have at home 18 times a week). Instead of giving Wilby some actual food, they just filled him full of sweets and chocolate. Then she shared the inside of a card that Seb gave her, where he called her "mum". Wonder how much she or Slosh had to bribe him, seeing as we all know he never ever calls her mum. Hannah's son got told off for swearing, even though all the adults around him swear constantly will "duck off" end up on a jumper when Wilby inevitably says it?
- after Tattlers pointed out that she had shared Seb's card message simply to twist the knife at his actual mother, she then shared her card from Betsy.
- they're off to Portugal on holiday soon, she said "all 8 of us" but no doubt there'll be at least one or two hangers on for babysitting duties, because Raq and Joyce work SO HARD that they can't possibly look after their own kids all by themselves.
- then Sloshua shared a photo which at first glance a lot of Tattlers thought was Rachey leaning on Slosh, but on closer inspection was actually Seb. The boundaries of family relationships are all over the shop in addition, Rancho had her camel toe on full display in her pink trousers next up for Mangina Malcolm's contracted posts of the most beautiful woman in his world was a shot of Rawhide talking to sister in law and former lady garden landscaper Hannah, with Raq's oversized bottom lip taking centre stage.
- Racquetball shared a video that Sloshy apparently took without her knowledge (yeah, right) of her cuddled up to him twiddling her hair next to his wrinkly old face.
- Isaac's been in isolation for talking to a teacher like crap.
- Another day, another tit advert. Today it's for Rancho's THIRD robot vacuum but we all had a laugh when the bestselling author pronounced "debris" wrong 
- Sloshua was bollocking Edie for shouting "mum", saying she should only be saying it when she has eyes on her rancid mother. Edie then asked for some Oreos, Joyce said "no because it's nearly bedtime", straight away Rack undermined him by saying "course you can baby, help yourself". Excellent patchwork parenting there then Edie called him a silly man. But you can't expect the kids to have any respect for him when she treats him like dirt.
- on the Patreon, she said that Joyce works a 12 week rolling rota that's too complicated to learn. She rambled about isolation at school because she doesn't agree with it, they get isolated if they don't have their equipment with them but what if it's a kid who's being abused at home and they're rushing out of the door to get away (say for example, when a parent asks them repeatedly if they're ready for school, then tells them it's actually non uniform and slams the door in their face, eh Rachey?). Edie and Wilby will be going to a different school, where there's no exams and the teachers are called by their first names (because education doesn't matter, kids!). Apparently the teachers at the school Seb, Lula and Isaac go to speak to Seb like tit and that's why he's always in trouble, because it makes him respond with an attitude (perhaps they are always bollocking him because he has no respect and is constantly disruptive in his lessons? Nah, must be someone else's fault).
- Sloshy's back on shift at the sweatshop, taking photos of Rawhide pretending to look busy.
- Another day, another advert, this time with Raq dressed as a packet of Parma Violets with her hideous Sheepers on.
- we were treated to a video of Hannah's shopping, apparently she's been sending videos to Raq for 18 years (even though photo and video messaging wasn't really a thing in 2004, but ok hun).
- watch out for an upcoming Tesco ad, as Rancho's done a 2 trolley shop (including Easter eggs, just noting in case she does a pretend "FML I forgot to get eggs for ths kids" again this year). Local Tattlers confirmed that she had to go past multiple other supermarkets to get to Tesco, so the extra money on fuel must be worth it for the free shop.
- Joyce is on his soapbox again, laying down "regulations" for Lula's birthday party. No extra people, they're all to stay in Betsy's shed, and they have to leave by 10:30. Ratchet said that was too early, and dragged Linda the cleaner and PA Jo into the discussion. Then Joyce opened up some vitamins to give to Raq, and made a comment that she'd get messages that he's controlling back to the party, and Slosh says they're not allowed to use the shower, because none of their kids shower when they stay over at their friends. He said he wouldn't mind if they showered elsewhere because then he would feel like he was getting some recompense, which set Bestselling Author Barbara off snorting and asking whether it was a word (learn to use a bleeping dictionary Raq).
- Tallulah's making demands for her party, such as "photo booth" and "blanket area", and has provided a list of supplies of food and drink.
- then Lula was trying on her bodycon dress
and asked Rancho to start filming again, which she obviously didn't.
- a sneaky peek from the Patreon, of Betsy coming in from sunbathing, and saying she's going to have cheesy chips (ditched the vegan lifestyle then). Rawhide was sitting with PA Jo and said they were doing the chapters for her next tit book (more like working out who to throw under the bus in this one).
- on the actual Patreon, she apparently revealed that the book may be called The Palm Tree Years Years? They've only been taking Wilby out for walks for about 6 months, give it a few more and he'll be obsessed with something else! Surely The PayPal Years would be more appropriate! There is also a chapter planned about trolls. Rachey babe, if you want to use any of our quotes, contact us to negotiate an appropriate fee 
- she shared a picture of a sign that says "duck off I'm the boss" just to remind everyone how important she is (available now from the tat shop).
- next up was a fake message from a follower who said they'd been served by Betsy at work and she had heard the person's child saying "wow" so mentioned her little brother whose favourite word it is tenner says it never happened, babe.
- despite Tallulah specifically asking her not to do a birthday post for her, she's done a birthday post. Loads of old videos of beautiful patchwork family time, such as Betsy smacking Isaac on the head, Lula moaning at Sloshy for not wanting another baby, a load of Tik Tok videos (she didn't include the one she did miming swearing and holding a gun though, wonder why that didn't make the cut?), ending with "gutted you had to grow up", she's only 13 Ratshit, she's not moving out any time soon
- an advert for The Week magazine, including a mention of trolls because it has an article about online safety. Keep banging on Racket, because the more you wang on about being trolled, the more people come to Tattle and realise what a fraud you are, so cheers for that
- on the Patchwork tat shop page, someone sent in a photo of sweary fridge magnets arranged to say "slap my tit". What a delightful message to post on the page of a shop that's supposed to be raising money to help women who have been abused then she showed off some of the lush new products. More overpriced tat, with a quick aside about when Tallulah was born (only 28 minutes, apparently, and her head came out in the waiting room in front of men and children, even though she'd been induced with a pessary due to pre-eclampsia )
- down at the second launderette, the Patchwork twats are all shrieking and laughing. Glad to see they're all professionals who are passionate about traumatised women.
- poor Linda the cleaner amassed all of the cleaning products in the house onto the kitchen table. The only word to describe it is "obscene", especially considering Rancid never even does any cleaning. Joyce's explanation is that any time one of the kids says they're hungry, Ratshit goes out and does a full shop, including cleaning products whether they need them or not. Ridiculous and wasteful? Absolutely!
- then old Sloshua was off moaning about Lula's party, even though he's known about it all week. He wanted to Google how much it would cost to buy all the kids a McDonalds.
- up in Wilby's bedroom, there were a couple of helium balloons. Considering he's often left in there playing unsupervised, how dangerous is that?! Maybe his next words will be "strangulation hazard"
- after buying McDonald's for Lula and her mates, Rancid and PC Titwank retired upstairs to play with Wilby in his room.
- Raq said the party was like Home Alone. Because Kevin McAllister famously invited a load of teens round for a party, didn't he? Still upstairs, they shouted "bye" as all the kids were leaving. 8 year old Edie had joined in, wearing a bodycon mini dress no confirmation on whether Rack had permission to film other people's children and put it online
- obviously Sloshua did the clean up, while Rancho filmed him.
I've included the spot the difference photo of Sloshy ready for his bitty, because it's on my phone and I'm not going to be the only one traumatised by it
Love you all, thanks for reading, BYEEEEEEEEE!
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
"The Snatchwork CIC year end accounts are amiss, meanwhile the FREE robot vac collects Shambleton debrissss!"
Last thread recap:
- As always, Rawhide is still a bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- the new women's centre looks like a cafe with tables and chairs. All vulnerable women want is to sit around drinking tea and comparing stories of their abuse
Arsetrid has bought some plants.- Rancho took an odd mirror selfie with Seb (probably to try and prove that he loves her), but had to draw attention to the dog's arse, which nobody would probably have noticed if she hadn't mentioned it. We were too busy looking at the vile green tracksuit that she seems to wear more than anything else at the moment.
- a photo of Joyce lying on her knee and looking more like Gollum than ever
- Raq's written a poem for one of her women. All about how she isn't a failure for having her kids removed. Yet Toothy Tina and Mangina Malcolm took his ex-wife's children away, and have resolutely refused to allow any kind of contact
pair of hypocritical cunts. - Betsy has passed her driving test! And was straight off to McDonald's with Edie, who wasn't in a proper car seat, and with the wing mirror tucked in. Looked safe
- meanwhile, over on Facebook, Raq's ad for Lookeiro clothes has been coming up as a sponsored ad (and reminded Tattlers that she never actually wears any of the stuff she got). There are comments about her being a scammer, and many more wondering why she's advertising clothes by talking about her nipples
- It's Mother's Day, so she kicked off by showing the flowers she's bought for her mum and Gangsta Granny, had to shoehorn in that they were £45 each didn't she. Then Joyce walked in with some bits of Christmas garland that he wanted to put in for his birds (because we all know how much birds love plastic trees). She said "but it's the garland for MY stairs, it's MINE for Christmas"
it's ok Rach, we all know who wears the trousers, and who pays for EVERYTHING.- she's been live on Patreon with Seb in his dressing gown. She had to say that she transferred him a tenner and gave him £20 cash yesterday, again all about her money.
- Emily randomly slept over on "Mother's Day Eve" (absolutely not a thing, Raq), in Edie's bed.
- then she filmed Freddie writing his name on a card for Emily. Just let the kid do it without a bloody phone shoved in his face. Which Emily opened sitting on the sofa next to Wilby, with no Freddie in sight (most kids want to be there when their mum opens their card
). But it was lucky really as Nostrils laughed at how Freddie had written his name, which was a bit mean, then a topless Sloshy leaned over and gave her a kiss - Slosh if you're reading this, that's not normal or OK! - the whole clan went out for lunch, a nice roast (like they have at home 18 times a week). Instead of giving Wilby some actual food, they just filled him full of sweets and chocolate. Then she shared the inside of a card that Seb gave her, where he called her "mum". Wonder how much she or Slosh had to bribe him, seeing as we all know he never ever calls her mum. Hannah's son got told off for swearing, even though all the adults around him swear constantly
will "duck off" end up on a jumper when Wilby inevitably says it? - after Tattlers pointed out that she had shared Seb's card message simply to twist the knife at his actual mother, she then shared her card from Betsy.
- they're off to Portugal on holiday soon, she said "all 8 of us" but no doubt there'll be at least one or two hangers on for babysitting duties, because Raq and Joyce work SO HARD that they can't possibly look after their own kids all by themselves.
- then Sloshua shared a photo which at first glance a lot of Tattlers thought was Rachey leaning on Slosh, but on closer inspection was actually Seb. The boundaries of family relationships are all over the shop
in addition, Rancho had her camel toe on full display in her pink trousers next up for Mangina Malcolm's contracted posts of the most beautiful woman in his world was a shot of Rawhide talking to sister in law and former lady garden landscaper Hannah, with Raq's oversized bottom lip taking centre stage. - Racquetball shared a video that Sloshy apparently took without her knowledge (yeah, right) of her cuddled up to him twiddling her hair next to his wrinkly old face.
- Isaac's been in isolation for talking to a teacher like crap.
- Another day, another tit advert. Today it's for Rancho's THIRD robot vacuum
but we all had a laugh when the bestselling author pronounced "debris" wrong - Sloshua was bollocking Edie for shouting "mum", saying she should only be saying it when she has eyes on her rancid mother. Edie then asked for some Oreos, Joyce said "no because it's nearly bedtime", straight away Rack undermined him by saying "course you can baby, help yourself". Excellent patchwork parenting there
then Edie called him a silly man. But you can't expect the kids to have any respect for him when she treats him like dirt.- on the Patreon, she said that Joyce works a 12 week rolling rota that's too complicated to learn. She rambled about isolation at school because she doesn't agree with it, they get isolated if they don't have their equipment with them but what if it's a kid who's being abused at home and they're rushing out of the door to get away (say for example, when a parent asks them repeatedly if they're ready for school, then tells them it's actually non uniform and slams the door in their face, eh Rachey?). Edie and Wilby will be going to a different school, where there's no exams and the teachers are called by their first names (because education doesn't matter, kids!). Apparently the teachers at the school Seb, Lula and Isaac go to speak to Seb like tit and that's why he's always in trouble, because it makes him respond with an attitude (perhaps they are always bollocking him because he has no respect and is constantly disruptive in his lessons? Nah, must be someone else's fault).
- Sloshy's back on shift at the sweatshop, taking photos of Rawhide pretending to look busy.
- Another day, another advert, this time with Raq dressed as a packet of Parma Violets with her hideous Sheepers on.
- we were treated to a video of Hannah's shopping, apparently she's been sending videos to Raq for 18 years (even though photo and video messaging wasn't really a thing in 2004, but ok hun).
- watch out for an upcoming Tesco ad, as Rancho's done a 2 trolley shop (including Easter eggs, just noting in case she does a pretend "FML I forgot to get eggs for ths kids" again this year). Local Tattlers confirmed that she had to go past multiple other supermarkets to get to Tesco, so the extra money on fuel must be worth it for the free shop.
- Joyce is on his soapbox again, laying down "regulations" for Lula's birthday party. No extra people, they're all to stay in Betsy's shed, and they have to leave by 10:30. Ratchet said that was too early, and dragged Linda the cleaner and PA Jo into the discussion. Then Joyce opened up some vitamins to give to Raq, and made a comment that she'd get messages that he's controlling
back to the party, and Slosh says they're not allowed to use the shower, because none of their kids shower when they stay over at their friends. He said he wouldn't mind if they showered elsewhere because then he would feel like he was getting some recompense, which set Bestselling Author Barbara off snorting and asking whether it was a word (learn to use a bleeping dictionary Raq). - Tallulah's making demands for her party, such as "photo booth" and "blanket area", and has provided a list of supplies of food and drink.
- then Lula was trying on her bodycon dress
and asked Rancho to start filming again, which she obviously didn't. - a sneaky peek from the Patreon, of Betsy coming in from sunbathing, and saying she's going to have cheesy chips (ditched the vegan lifestyle then). Rawhide was sitting with PA Jo and said they were doing the chapters for her next tit book (more like working out who to throw under the bus in this one).
- on the actual Patreon, she apparently revealed that the book may be called The Palm Tree Years
Years? They've only been taking Wilby out for walks for about 6 months, give it a few more and he'll be obsessed with something else! Surely The PayPal Years would be more appropriate! There is also a chapter planned about trolls. Rachey babe, if you want to use any of our quotes, contact us to negotiate an appropriate fee - she shared a picture of a sign that says "duck off I'm the boss" just to remind everyone how important she is (available now from the tat shop).
- next up was a fake message from a follower who said they'd been served by Betsy at work and she had heard the person's child saying "wow" so mentioned her little brother whose favourite word it is
tenner says it never happened, babe. - despite Tallulah specifically asking her not to do a birthday post for her, she's done a birthday post. Loads of old videos of beautiful patchwork family time, such as Betsy smacking Isaac on the head, Lula moaning at Sloshy for not wanting another baby, a load of Tik Tok videos (she didn't include the one she did miming swearing and holding a gun though, wonder why that didn't make the cut?), ending with "gutted you had to grow up", she's only 13 Ratshit, she's not moving out any time soon
- an advert for The Week magazine, including a mention of trolls because it has an article about online safety. Keep banging on Racket, because the more you wang on about being trolled, the more people come to Tattle and realise what a fraud you are, so cheers for that
- on the Patchwork tat shop page, someone sent in a photo of sweary fridge magnets arranged to say "slap my tit". What a delightful message to post on the page of a shop that's supposed to be raising money to help women who have been abused
then she showed off some of the lush new products. More overpriced tat, with a quick aside about when Tallulah was born (only 28 minutes, apparently, and her head came out in the waiting room in front of men and children, even though she'd been induced with a pessary due to pre-eclampsia ) - down at the second launderette, the Patchwork twats are all shrieking and laughing. Glad to see they're all professionals who are passionate about traumatised women.
- poor Linda the cleaner amassed all of the cleaning products in the house onto the kitchen table. The only word to describe it is "obscene", especially considering Rancid never even does any cleaning. Joyce's explanation is that any time one of the kids says they're hungry, Ratshit goes out and does a full shop, including cleaning products whether they need them or not. Ridiculous and wasteful? Absolutely!
- then old Sloshua was off moaning about Lula's party, even though he's known about it all week. He wanted to Google how much it would cost to buy all the kids a McDonalds.
- up in Wilby's bedroom, there were a couple of helium balloons. Considering he's often left in there playing unsupervised, how dangerous is that?! Maybe his next words will be "strangulation hazard"
- after buying McDonald's for Lula and her mates, Rancid and PC Titwank retired upstairs to play with Wilby in his room.
- Raq said the party was like Home Alone. Because Kevin McAllister famously invited a load of teens round for a party, didn't he? Still upstairs, they shouted "bye" as all the kids were leaving. 8 year old Edie had joined in, wearing a bodycon mini dress
no confirmation on whether Rack had permission to film other people's children and put it online - obviously Sloshua did the clean up, while Rancho filmed him.
I've included the spot the difference photo of Sloshy ready for his bitty, because it's on my phone and I'm not going to be the only one traumatised by it
Love you all, thanks for reading, BYEEEEEEEEE!
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
I have no words it’s not even funny. I’d never let my kids go there after seeing that.
. So many things. I’m really embarrassed for them.
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