New thread title thanks to @2ofeach 
I would send you a "wow" jumper but I'm not a bleep, hope that's ok! 
Last thread recap:
- Racquet is a massive bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- She's finally emerged from her sick bed, although still not admitting that she's had Covid for the second time.
- Mannah has cooked and dropped round food, because poor old Sloshy, dad of 3, has been "flying solo" while the most beautiful woman in his world was too unwell to leave the hobbit loft. She had to ring Joyce from upstairs because Wilbert was screaming, turns out Sloshua had tried to give him some orange. He should know better than giving him fruit, just throw him a jaffa cake Josh, it's exactly the same. Then her waffle turned to Seb, and it being his birthday soon, and she inserted some video of Joyce hunching over in the loft while telling her about Seb cleaning his room. He said "I made him re-parade", and Tattlers everywhere cringed. Joyce hun, being in the army isn't a personality, and you're just embarrassing yourself mate. Back to the rambling and she kicked off at Seb for wanting a can of drink that she bought herself. Yes Raq, you have meal kits delivered for yourself and your spineless twit husband, while feeding the kids frozen crap from Iceland. You have multiple nights away, eating expensive meals and drinking cocktails, but OF COURSE Seb can't have one bleeping can of drink because you "never have anything for yourself"
She even claimed that she has to go to Newton Abbot for these drinks, but a local Tattler advised that she can get them in Morrisons 
they managed to get Betsy a car for her birthday, but Seb wants a moped and isn't allowed. A quick complaint about the teenagers swearing, although it's hardly a surprise when every other word that comes out of her buck-toothed gob is "duck".
- she then shared a photo taken in the oversized mirror showing off her hideous green tracksuit
captioned with #notanaddickheads. Turns out it actually was an ad though, because the tracksuit in question wasn't actually available to buy, so who's the head Rach?
- Seb seems to be front and centre at the moment, probably because it's his birthday coming up and the vile witch knows his mum might be watching. She showed him facetiming his mate in the kitchen, then doing some vacuuming upstairs with the #gifted Dyson (top tip Raq - don't call it a Hoover as that's a rival brand
). We were treated to a shot of the hobbit loft stairs, which as we suspected, are more like a stepladder the thought of a pissed up Sloshy bum-shuffling to get out of the hatch door, then shimmying down the stepladder for a night time piss after several bottles of red has us all in stitches! He went into Edie's room where she was sitting on her bed with an iPad, surely an 8 year old should be capable of tidying her own room? Oh my mistake, the girls don't get chores, do they? They get to sit with their feet up while everyone else does it all for them, just like mama 
- hot on the heels of the stepladder reveal, Tattlers were kept amused by Rawhide sharing a video about not having time or energy to hold grudges. Funniest thing she's done this year, seeing as she's the queen of holding grudges - in case you didn't know, her mum abandoned her nearly 36 years ago!
- her whining and shouting at Seb the other day paid off, as some bleep has sent her a load of the drinks she was bitching about. Because she needs freebies
- in yet another advert for a product she absolutely loves, she's flogging chewing gum, with a "new year, new career" campaign. What the ever living duck a pack of chewing gum has to do with changing your career is not clear
- she's asking for recommendations for a carpet cleaner for the new sweatshop warehouse, aka begging for someone to do it for free
- Lula and Betsy had an argument on the PatreCON live, and Rachey filmed B apologising. Like in a normal family, except it was filmed for all to see. Our Patreon reporter filled us in on the points from the live - that Betsy has failed her driving test, Tallulah has a boyfriend and goes to his house after school most days, leading BeKind to tell her she's "all or nothing", which degenerated into shouting about borrowing clothes, messy rooms etc (usual sibling stuff), Lula then shouted that she'd eaten chicken which caused Betsy to storm off. Raq was filming and laughing, and told Lula that she shouldn't have told Betsy about eating chicken
- It's Q&A time! First a couple of screenshots of a selection of the questions, several mentioning trolls someone asked if she was Seb's mum, she said they met in 2015 (LIES! There were photos of the kids together on her Instagram in 2014, and anecdotally she was shagging Joyce while pregnant with Edie in 2013). A question about a "perfect night in with the kids", her reply was "getting a takeaway". They're all so funny except Wilby (poor kid). She doesn't share that though because "trolls screen record and send it to schools/children's services. Betsy will be 18 soon and Raq (who hates the taste of alcohol) can't wait to be doing tequila shots with her. Ok hun. Next question was about Charleeeeeee, and whether she still sees her. They hang out in private, because Charleee was horrendously trolled, gross shared a screenshot of texts between them, including Charleeee saying "makes me gag to see you so badly I would sell my soul just to see you and feel you" 
bit overfamiliar hun. She then referred back to her earlier answer that she'd met Joyce in 2015, saying "this should read 2014". Clearly had a look at the receipts on Tattle 
she's going to do a house tour on the neglected home account, we can't wait 
then a question about Seb playing football. Someone asked about Wilby's journey, she said she has a meeting with a safeguarding lead from a local school (?) who told her about the wait for speech and language therapy, and she's got a phone consultation for looking into getting a private autism diagnosis. She'll be doing a podcast with Bellend Ben and Gangsta Granny. Someone asked about her previous job, she said she was a facilities manager for a private healthcare company who specialise in providing care for adults with autism (NOT the "trained in diagnosis" that she has previously claimed). Someone asked if she has a nanny, she replied 'I wish!". Even though we all know Stabby is unofficially the childminder someone asked if the girls have the same dad, she confirmed that they don't, and she has 4 kids by 3 dads, which the trolls love even though it's never been mentioned on Tattle but hey ho! Next question was what car do you drive", not admitting to having a brand new Volvo, she just said "Josh has a 7 seater and I have 5". She's still banging on about Vanessa, who isn't on Tattle, and isn't a troll In a lovely dig at her unwell mum, she stated that she doesn't think her relationship with her will ever be fixed, then went on to say that her mum got back in touch after she was diagnosed with cancer and wanted someone to clean her skirting boards (wtf? Rancho pays her mates to do her own housework, why would her mum have rung her?). She then had a dig about smoking, even though she's sneaking joints out in the garden when Joyce isn't looking. She had a little fantasy ramble about being reported to Social Services, she reckons that her trolls band together and target Social Services, Police, NSPCC and the schools at the same time. Must be another bunch of guys, because it doesn't happen on Tattle babe then she shared some bollocks off her PatreCON which was more of the same, people contact schools, Betsy and Sloshy's work etc. She says the last time she looked on here was 2019 (maybe she meant 20:19 on the 24 hour clock?). As always, she's VERY careful not to mention Tattle by name, as she remembers what happened last time! She shared a screenshot of the recent Daily Fail article, conveniently not telling anyone where it was from though in case they go and look, see the mentions of her in the comments and come here to look for themselves. Someone asked after her Scottish mate, Raq said that she has an illness which makes it difficult for her to make the 5 hour drive to the Patchwork Murder Mansion. I mean, you'd think that if it was a good friend gross could go and visit her, wouldn't you?
- next up she filmed Stabby Jo telling PA Jo what she wanted for cleaning the new warehouse, obviously because PA Jo holds the purse strings (ready to throw her under the bus if there's any comeback on the money).
- she "just popped on" ato ramble at the camera because she only had 4 minutes before having to do the school run. Ok hun. She's not been on because she's SO BUSY, between the centre, and setting up the tat shop and sweatshop/warehouse, she's taken on loads of staff and she's REALLY BUSY. But it's not that she's posting on her PatreCON instead, except it is, and "loads of people have been asking" (which we all know is instatwat speak for "no fucker has asked but I'll tell you anyway) what the Patreon is. So basically it's all about the trolls she says she's shown the ways she's been targeted behind the scenes to social services, brands, schools etc (although she never actually shows proof of anything), but she gets it directly in replies to stories. Why she's an hole, why her daughters are slags (for the record, nobody on Tattle has ever called any of her daughters slags), why the boys shouldn't live with her, all on her story responses. She likes Patreon because it means she gets email addresses, which she could use to report to the police if she receives abuse (not like anyone can set up a fake email address in a couple of minutes or anything, is it?). But the even though the trolls will pay to join her Patreon, they won't reply because they know they can be held accountable but it's ok, if you're not on the Patreon you're not missing out, because she does stuff on there that she's never done on her main page like the podcast,and loads of lives. She missed quite an important point though - she never said that you have to pay for it!
- A quick shot of Lula and her mate, just to prove she does come home occasionally.
- Slosh wants to go running, but only with the most beautiful woman in his world. Lazy witch Rancho has no interest in running. Joyce kept saying "pain is weakness leaving the body", and talked about doing it in the morning so "the day owes you". This prick thinks he's a bleeping fitness guru now
- Joyce was complaining about the state of the conservatory (which to be fair, is an absolute tit tip). Seb pointed out that none of it was his, to which Lula replied that it's because his room is on the ground floor. He said "a massive duck you, really" (go Seb!). Lula then said "if we get burgled you'll be the first to be killed". How delightful.
- Raquel and Bellend Ben headed round to Gangsta Granny's so she could guest on the shittest podcast in the world. GG called gross a"spoiled brat" as she was handing over a bacon sandwich, cut into squares with the crusts cut off.
Bellend Ben messaged all the Patreon followers asking whether people would come to a live podcast show if they took it on tour Tattlers will have a whip round to buy a few tickets!
- In a shocking twist, she's actually bought a cake ready for Seb's birthday ("not an ad, I paid £45 for it").
- a montage of Wilby looking at palm trees and saying "wow", with a caption of the first product for the tat shop being launched.
- Rawhide hid the stories about Seb's cake from him, but forgot to hide the actual cake (or she deliberately left it out so he'd see it for maximum "FML" content).
- The new chair and footstool has arrived in the empty, echoey lounge, and it's been placed in front of the ridiculous mirror. Perfect for Joyce's weird selfies, and to take pictures of the happy couple on top of each other on like a pair of embarrassing teenagers
- in one of the most abhorrent things she has ever done, Racquetball revealed the first Patchwork tat shop product as a jumper with palm trees and the word "wow" embroidered on the front. That's right folks, she's cashing in on her son, possibly having autism (even though he doesn't have a diagnosis of any kind at the moment). Of course she then reposted stories from the huns who are frothing at the gash to order the exploitative jumpers At £40 for the adult version and £22 for the kids, they're not cheap.
- Seb's birthday dawned, as a reminder it's also the day his dad left his mum to shack up with the town bike that he'd been shagging in woods for months she shared a selection of videos taken over the years, including several of him with his top off (safeguarding? Never heard of her!), and with a caption of "glad you're ours" #hesnotyoursdickhead.
- next was a gushing message apparently from her niece, which sounded like Rancho had written it to herself, and Rach's reply included a mention of that time she broke both arms in her care and R didn't even realise. What a funny family memory!
- Hannah came round and gave Seb his gift, a watch which he was really pleased with. Then cctv footage (shouldn't that be an #ad?) showed Seb leaving with Hannah and Gangsta Granny, with Hannah carrying a box of cider.
- Seb commented on her Instagram post, and she had to share the notification over on the PatreCON, just to rub it in a bit more (bleep).
- Dots of doom time. Rambling about a jumper, including grabbing her own boobs several times and saying "I haven't got a bra on" nobody needs to know that. She is going to do a house tour over on the home account, but needs to tidy up first. Then came an ad that's not an ad (her mate's card company) but she'll mark it as an ad so the trolls can spend time with their kids instead of reporting her to ASA. Ironic, coming from the woman who's videoing herself sitting in her loft ignoring all 6 of her kids to talk to her phone Seb turning 16 was "a bit emotional", not as emotional as it was for the woman who gave birth to him I would imagine.
- Off to the worst home account on Instagram, starting with a look around the hobbit loft bedroom. She showed off the sea view, but neglected to mention that they can only stand upright in the middle of the room. A quick brag of "I've got so many clothes", does it count if they are all awful though? Sadly she didn't film herself doing the arse shuffle to get out of the door, and climbing down the stepladder stairs, but she did show a pile of stuff shoved under them, and explained that it's things she's been gifted but doesn't wear, so she'll palm it off to the women at the launderette, because it's really nice for them to get stuff with tags on (patronising witch). Another quick sea view (why does she hardly ever say she has a sea view?) before a nose around Isaac's teeny bedroom and guess what? He's got a sea view as well! Next up was Lula's room, always smells nice but has a dead plant. Edie's room, which she said needs better storage and new windows, and will have a door put in through to Wilby's room into Wilby's room and there he is! On his own, unattended, with food and watching a phone which seemed to be plugged in. Without even leaving his room he's surrounded by hazards, and she wonders why she gets reported to children's services. She doesn't want to put him in a bed due to "communication", whatever that means (he's clearly not non-verbal like she keeps saying, and even if he was, that doesn't mean he doesn't understand what people are saying to him). She doesn't want to get rid of his baby furniture because "you never know what might happen in the future". Top tip Rancho - try looking after the kids you've got before popping out any more. The bathroom is "disgusting and embarrassing", despite those plans she shared well over a year ago, it's not been done. Why's that Rawhide? Nobody offered you a freebie? Another quick flash of the sea view and down the stairs (with the stair gate wide open, remember Wilby's in his room unsupervised). She wants all new woodwork, and the whole hallway and landing decorated. The flooring downstairs is gappy, all the better for Joyce to throw his sim cards down. They're going to be ripping down the conservatory (the one that had a freebie makeover not long ago). She didn't show Seb's room, because he was in there (or because she doesn't want to admit he's in the old utility room, and has an external door). Into the echoey lounge, and she wants wooden shutters for the windows (but has no curtains in the meantime, while still complaining that the house is cold). Quick mention of "the outdoor house", which is code for "Betsy's shed". Apparently that's just all been decorated as well. They're having an extension built once the conservatory is gone. Basically, the house is badly planned, badly executed, half finished, looks a tit tip.
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I would send you a "wow" jumper but I'm not a bleep, hope that's ok! Last thread recap:
- Racquet is a massive bleep.
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- She's finally emerged from her sick bed, although still not admitting that she's had Covid for the second time.
- Mannah has cooked and dropped round food, because poor old Sloshy, dad of 3, has been "flying solo" while the most beautiful woman in his world was too unwell to leave the hobbit loft. She had to ring Joyce from upstairs because Wilbert was screaming, turns out Sloshua had tried to give him some orange. He should know better than giving him fruit, just throw him a jaffa cake Josh, it's exactly the same. Then her waffle turned to Seb, and it being his birthday soon, and she inserted some video of Joyce hunching over in the loft while telling her about Seb cleaning his room. He said "I made him re-parade", and Tattlers everywhere cringed. Joyce hun, being in the army isn't a personality, and you're just embarrassing yourself mate. Back to the rambling and she kicked off at Seb for wanting a can of drink that she bought herself. Yes Raq, you have meal kits delivered for yourself and your spineless twit husband, while feeding the kids frozen crap from Iceland. You have multiple nights away, eating expensive meals and drinking cocktails, but OF COURSE Seb can't have one bleeping can of drink because you "never have anything for yourself"
She even claimed that she has to go to Newton Abbot for these drinks, but a local Tattler advised that she can get them in Morrisons they managed to get Betsy a car for her birthday, but Seb wants a moped and isn't allowed. A quick complaint about the teenagers swearing, although it's hardly a surprise when every other word that comes out of her buck-toothed gob is "duck". - she then shared a photo taken in the oversized mirror showing off her hideous green tracksuit
captioned with #notanaddickheads. Turns out it actually was an ad though, because the tracksuit in question wasn't actually available to buy, so who's the head Rach?- Seb seems to be front and centre at the moment, probably because it's his birthday coming up and the vile witch knows his mum might be watching. She showed him facetiming his mate in the kitchen, then doing some vacuuming upstairs with the #gifted Dyson (top tip Raq - don't call it a Hoover as that's a rival brand
). We were treated to a shot of the hobbit loft stairs, which as we suspected, are more like a stepladder the thought of a pissed up Sloshy bum-shuffling to get out of the hatch door, then shimmying down the stepladder for a night time piss after several bottles of red has us all in stitches! He went into Edie's room where she was sitting on her bed with an iPad, surely an 8 year old should be capable of tidying her own room? Oh my mistake, the girls don't get chores, do they? They get to sit with their feet up while everyone else does it all for them, just like mama - hot on the heels of the stepladder reveal, Tattlers were kept amused by Rawhide sharing a video about not having time or energy to hold grudges. Funniest thing she's done this year, seeing as she's the queen of holding grudges - in case you didn't know, her mum abandoned her nearly 36 years ago!
- her whining and shouting at Seb the other day paid off, as some bleep has sent her a load of the drinks she was bitching about. Because she needs freebies
- in yet another advert for a product she absolutely loves, she's flogging chewing gum, with a "new year, new career" campaign. What the ever living duck a pack of chewing gum has to do with changing your career is not clear
- she's asking for recommendations for a carpet cleaner for the new sweatshop warehouse, aka begging for someone to do it for free
- Lula and Betsy had an argument on the PatreCON live, and Rachey filmed B apologising. Like in a normal family, except it was filmed for all to see. Our Patreon reporter filled us in on the points from the live - that Betsy has failed her driving test, Tallulah has a boyfriend and goes to his house after school most days, leading BeKind to tell her she's "all or nothing", which degenerated into shouting about borrowing clothes, messy rooms etc (usual sibling stuff), Lula then shouted that she'd eaten chicken which caused Betsy to storm off. Raq was filming and laughing, and told Lula that she shouldn't have told Betsy about eating chicken
- It's Q&A time! First a couple of screenshots of a selection of the questions, several mentioning trolls
someone asked if she was Seb's mum, she said they met in 2015 (LIES! There were photos of the kids together on her Instagram in 2014, and anecdotally she was shagging Joyce while pregnant with Edie in 2013). A question about a "perfect night in with the kids", her reply was "getting a takeaway". They're all so funny except Wilby (poor kid). She doesn't share that though because "trolls screen record and send it to schools/children's services. Betsy will be 18 soon and Raq (who hates the taste of alcohol) can't wait to be doing tequila shots with her. Ok hun. Next question was about Charleeeeeee, and whether she still sees her. They hang out in private, because Charleee was horrendously trolled, gross shared a screenshot of texts between them, including Charleeee saying "makes me gag to see you so badly I would sell my soul just to see you and feel you" bit overfamiliar hun. She then referred back to her earlier answer that she'd met Joyce in 2015, saying "this should read 2014". Clearly had a look at the receipts on Tattle she's going to do a house tour on the neglected home account, we can't wait then a question about Seb playing football. Someone asked about Wilby's journey, she said she has a meeting with a safeguarding lead from a local school (?) who told her about the wait for speech and language therapy, and she's got a phone consultation for looking into getting a private autism diagnosis. She'll be doing a podcast with Bellend Ben and Gangsta Granny. Someone asked about her previous job, she said she was a facilities manager for a private healthcare company who specialise in providing care for adults with autism (NOT the "trained in diagnosis" that she has previously claimed). Someone asked if she has a nanny, she replied 'I wish!". Even though we all know Stabby is unofficially the childminder someone asked if the girls have the same dad, she confirmed that they don't, and she has 4 kids by 3 dads, which the trolls love even though it's never been mentioned on Tattle but hey ho! Next question was what car do you drive", not admitting to having a brand new Volvo, she just said "Josh has a 7 seater and I have 5". She's still banging on about Vanessa, who isn't on Tattle, and isn't a troll In a lovely dig at her unwell mum, she stated that she doesn't think her relationship with her will ever be fixed, then went on to say that her mum got back in touch after she was diagnosed with cancer and wanted someone to clean her skirting boards (wtf? Rancho pays her mates to do her own housework, why would her mum have rung her?). She then had a dig about smoking, even though she's sneaking joints out in the garden when Joyce isn't looking. She had a little fantasy ramble about being reported to Social Services, she reckons that her trolls band together and target Social Services, Police, NSPCC and the schools at the same time. Must be another bunch of guys, because it doesn't happen on Tattle babe then she shared some bollocks off her PatreCON which was more of the same, people contact schools, Betsy and Sloshy's work etc. She says the last time she looked on here was 2019 (maybe she meant 20:19 on the 24 hour clock?). As always, she's VERY careful not to mention Tattle by name, as she remembers what happened last time! She shared a screenshot of the recent Daily Fail article, conveniently not telling anyone where it was from though in case they go and look, see the mentions of her in the comments and come here to look for themselves. Someone asked after her Scottish mate, Raq said that she has an illness which makes it difficult for her to make the 5 hour drive to the Patchwork Murder Mansion. I mean, you'd think that if it was a good friend gross could go and visit her, wouldn't you? - next up she filmed Stabby Jo telling PA Jo what she wanted for cleaning the new warehouse, obviously because PA Jo holds the purse strings (ready to throw her under the bus if there's any comeback on the money).
- she "just popped on" ato ramble at the camera because she only had 4 minutes before having to do the school run. Ok hun. She's not been on because she's SO BUSY, between the centre, and setting up the tat shop and sweatshop/warehouse, she's taken on loads of staff and she's REALLY BUSY. But it's not that she's posting on her PatreCON instead, except it is, and "loads of people have been asking" (which we all know is instatwat speak for "no fucker has asked but I'll tell you anyway) what the Patreon is. So basically it's all about the trolls
she says she's shown the ways she's been targeted behind the scenes to social services, brands, schools etc (although she never actually shows proof of anything), but she gets it directly in replies to stories. Why she's an hole, why her daughters are slags (for the record, nobody on Tattle has ever called any of her daughters slags), why the boys shouldn't live with her, all on her story responses. She likes Patreon because it means she gets email addresses, which she could use to report to the police if she receives abuse (not like anyone can set up a fake email address in a couple of minutes or anything, is it?). But the even though the trolls will pay to join her Patreon, they won't reply because they know they can be held accountable but it's ok, if you're not on the Patreon you're not missing out, because she does stuff on there that she's never done on her main page like the podcast,and loads of lives. She missed quite an important point though - she never said that you have to pay for it! - A quick shot of Lula and her mate, just to prove she does come home occasionally.
- Slosh wants to go running, but only with the most beautiful woman in his world. Lazy witch Rancho has no interest in running. Joyce kept saying "pain is weakness leaving the body", and talked about doing it in the morning so "the day owes you". This prick thinks he's a bleeping fitness guru now
- Joyce was complaining about the state of the conservatory (which to be fair, is an absolute tit tip). Seb pointed out that none of it was his, to which Lula replied that it's because his room is on the ground floor. He said "a massive duck you, really"
(go Seb!). Lula then said "if we get burgled you'll be the first to be killed". How delightful. - Raquel and Bellend Ben headed round to Gangsta Granny's so she could guest on the shittest podcast in the world. GG called gross a"spoiled brat" as she was handing over a bacon sandwich, cut into squares with the crusts cut off.
Bellend Ben messaged all the Patreon followers asking whether people would come to a live podcast show if they took it on tour
Tattlers will have a whip round to buy a few tickets!- In a shocking twist, she's actually bought a cake ready for Seb's birthday ("not an ad, I paid £45 for it"
). - a montage of Wilby looking at palm trees and saying "wow", with a caption of the first product for the tat shop being launched.
- Rawhide hid the stories about Seb's cake from him, but forgot to hide the actual cake (or she deliberately left it out so he'd see it for maximum "FML" content).
- The new chair and footstool has arrived in the empty, echoey lounge, and it's been placed in front of the ridiculous mirror. Perfect for Joyce's weird selfies, and to take pictures of the happy couple on top of each other on like a pair of embarrassing teenagers
- in one of the most abhorrent things she has ever done, Racquetball revealed the first Patchwork tat shop product as a jumper with palm trees and the word "wow" embroidered on the front. That's right folks, she's cashing in on her son, possibly having autism (even though he doesn't have a diagnosis of any kind at the moment)
. Of course she then reposted stories from the huns who are frothing at the gash to order the exploitative jumpers At £40 for the adult version and £22 for the kids, they're not cheap.- Seb's birthday dawned, as a reminder it's also the day his dad left his mum to shack up with the town bike that he'd been shagging in woods for months
she shared a selection of videos taken over the years, including several of him with his top off (safeguarding? Never heard of her!), and with a caption of "glad you're ours" #hesnotyoursdickhead. - next was a gushing message apparently from her niece, which sounded like Rancho had written it to herself, and Rach's reply included a mention of that time she broke both arms in her care and R didn't even realise. What a funny family memory!
- Hannah came round and gave Seb his gift, a watch which he was really pleased with. Then cctv footage (shouldn't that be an #ad?) showed Seb leaving with Hannah and Gangsta Granny, with Hannah carrying a box of cider.
- Seb commented on her Instagram post, and she had to share the notification over on the PatreCON, just to rub it in a bit more (bleep).
- Dots of doom time. Rambling about a jumper, including grabbing her own boobs several times and saying "I haven't got a bra on" nobody needs to know that. She is going to do a house tour over on the home account, but needs to tidy up first. Then came an ad that's not an ad (her mate's card company) but she'll mark it as an ad so the trolls can spend time with their kids instead of reporting her to ASA. Ironic, coming from the woman who's videoing herself sitting in her loft ignoring all 6 of her kids to talk to her phone
Seb turning 16 was "a bit emotional", not as emotional as it was for the woman who gave birth to him I would imagine. - Off to the worst home account on Instagram, starting with a look around the hobbit loft bedroom. She showed off the sea view, but neglected to mention that they can only stand upright in the middle of the room. A quick brag of "I've got so many clothes", does it count if they are all awful though? Sadly she didn't film herself doing the arse shuffle to get out of the door, and climbing down the stepladder stairs, but she did show a pile of stuff shoved under them, and explained that it's things she's been gifted but doesn't wear, so she'll palm it off to the women at the launderette, because it's really nice for them to get stuff with tags on (patronising witch). Another quick sea view (why does she hardly ever say she has a sea view?) before a nose around Isaac's teeny bedroom and guess what? He's got a sea view as well! Next up was Lula's room, always smells nice but has a dead plant. Edie's room, which she said needs better storage and new windows, and will have a door put in through to Wilby's room
into Wilby's room and there he is! On his own, unattended, with food and watching a phone which seemed to be plugged in. Without even leaving his room he's surrounded by hazards, and she wonders why she gets reported to children's services. She doesn't want to put him in a bed due to "communication", whatever that means (he's clearly not non-verbal like she keeps saying, and even if he was, that doesn't mean he doesn't understand what people are saying to him). She doesn't want to get rid of his baby furniture because "you never know what might happen in the future". Top tip Rancho - try looking after the kids you've got before popping out any more. The bathroom is "disgusting and embarrassing", despite those plans she shared well over a year ago, it's not been done. Why's that Rawhide? Nobody offered you a freebie? Another quick flash of the sea view and down the stairs (with the stair gate wide open, remember Wilby's in his room unsupervised). She wants all new woodwork, and the whole hallway and landing decorated. The flooring downstairs is gappy, all the better for Joyce to throw his sim cards down. They're going to be ripping down the conservatory (the one that had a freebie makeover not long ago). She didn't show Seb's room, because he was in there (or because she doesn't want to admit he's in the old utility room, and has an external door). Into the echoey lounge, and she wants wooden shutters for the windows (but has no curtains in the meantime, while still complaining that the house is cold). Quick mention of "the outdoor house", which is code for "Betsy's shed". Apparently that's just all been decorated as well. They're having an extension built once the conservatory is gone. Basically, the house is badly planned, badly executed, half finished, looks a tit tip. If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
That poor child, why the 
