Poppy Adams #33 Boob grabs and shed shags, FE’s off to Edin to move the recycling bags

[Diddikins]

Thanks to @Sozhun for the new thread title.

recap: pops is currently “soft launching” her new partner FE or FingerRings as they are also known.

Shes been sleeping in the shed in her parents garden so that FE can tend to her sexual needs.

She still doesn’t live in Edinburgh but may be venturing back there for a visit soon.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Love this thread title it’s so accurate.

 

[Em_]

Thanks to @Sozhun for the new thread title.

recap: pops is currently “soft launching” her new partner FE or FingerRings as they are also known.

Shes been sleeping in the shed in her parents garden so that FE can tend to her sexual needs.

She still doesn’t live in Edinburgh but may be venturing back there for a visit soon.

I reckon she's back in Edinburgh now for that woman's birthday and she'll be back next week to see FE unless she meets a man.

 

[Loubell83]

Possibly one of my favourite ever thread titles

 

[Diddikins]

I reckon she's back in Edinburgh now for that woman's birthday and she'll be back next week to see FE unless she meets a man.

I thought the same. The last few times she travelled she hasn’t posted anything and she’s been quiet for the past day or so which makes me think she’s heading back there.

 

[thenorthremembers]

How can she brag about an invisible man who flirted with her on the train also helped her with her luggage. She’s into women now oh dear

 

[RoundTheTwist]

She has nothing left to talk about now she can't chat her made up tit about men calling her beautiful and falling over themselves to get to her. Funny how there's never any witnesses to these stories, she was only ever on her own. She must miss her made up stories about how beautiful strangers find her. It was her only confidence boost, even if it was fictional.

 

[Marge Bouvier]

No idea why this popped into my head but do you remember when she was super weird about that Starbucks employee dude. Did she think he was chatting her up or she wanted to chat him up? Did she try find him on FB or something and he had a gf but was sure he was into her? I’m too lazy to go back and search for what happened ( omg, am I turning into Poppy?!!!)

 

[Diddikins]

They had a bit of banter so obviously Poppy took this to mean he wanted her and then she found him on Instagram.
Why do I feel like she slid into his DMs?

 

[EnglebertHumperdinksDog]

No idea why this popped into my head but do you remember when she was super weird about that Starbucks employee dude. Did she think he was chatting her up or she wanted to chat him up? Did she try find him on FB or something and he had a gf but was sure he was into her? I’m too lazy to go back and search for what happened ( omg, am I turning into Poppy?!!!)

Thread 20 I believe you want. Covers her gushing that he is the male version of her, then her going in again the next day, then popping "home" to Edinburgh then later on "her friend" finds him on Insta and she messages him....

 

[patbutchersearrings]

I reckon she's back in Edinburgh now for that woman's birthday and she'll be back next week to see FE unless she meets a man.

Nah. There was a match on today at the football stadium next to her flat. She’d have been on spouting shite about how many times she was hit on walking along the street.

 

[Aceofspades]

2 things…
1) not a chance on gods green earth she’s only eating 1/4 of this.
2) if I’d been ‘toilet bound’ (her words folks) with food poisoning, there’s no way this would be my first meal back at it.

I’d like her to duck off again. May you retreat to the toilet ploppy never to be seen again please.

 

[Diddikins]

Yeah greasy fatty eggy meaty food is what you need after having the shits.

 

[Wildrosesez]

2 things…
1) not a chance on gods green earth she’s only eating 1/4 of this.
2) if I’d been ‘toilet bound’ (her words folks) with food poisoning, there’s no way this would be my first meal back at it.

I’d like her to duck off again. May you retreat to the toilet ploppy never to be seen again please.

My thoughts too. First meal I had after food poisoning was plain pasta!

 

[thenorthremembers]

2 things…
1) not a chance on gods green earth she’s only eating 1/4 of this.
2) if I’d been ‘toilet bound’ (her words folks) with food poisoning, there’s no way this would be my first meal back at it.

I’d like her to duck off again. May you retreat to the toilet ploppy never to be seen again please.

duck off managed a quarter my ass she can eat full plates of food!
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2 things…
1) not a chance on gods green earth she’s only eating 1/4 of this.
2) if I’d been ‘toilet bound’ (her words folks) with food poisoning, there’s no way this would be my first meal back at it.

I’d like her to duck off again. May you retreat to the toilet ploppy never to be seen again please.

She’s toilet bound all the time

 

[Diddikins]

I assume she’s still in Essex too judging by the cooking a roast for her family.

 

[cill2019]

“Food poisoning” my hole. It’s her body reacting to the amount of food she’s ramming into it

 

[liltatling]

News flash Plops....food poisoning wouldn't come on within minutes of you eating the food. Probably your bodies way of saying 'stop stuffing me to the brim with rich, greasy food'
And it's absolutely rank to be cooking a roast for your family if you been/are ill.
Just eat some dry toast and soup like the rest of us mere mortals. Folded omlette and siracha mayo...duck off Poppy

 

[Loubell83]

My thoughts too. First meal I had after food poisoning was plain pasta!

I had food poisoning a few weeks ago and after 24 hours of not eating I managed some toast without butter. 1 slice.
Not a chance in hell she ate only 1/4 of that.

if she can’t eat loads as she claims why order meatballs and chips followed by cake? Lying witch she is

 

[RoundTheTwist]

Her eating habits never fail to amaze me. Reports to have food poisoning yet straight after eats a big greasy breakfast sandwich, bakes a cake and a full Sunday roast? Surely even the smell of any one of those ingredients would still be making you feel queasy. She actually makes me feel sick with the amount of tit she eats.