Phoebe Court #7

[JSquared]

My first thought when I saw it was naaah she'll take a photo and pile more on. They're all in the middle of the table anyway

Or it’s Vespers plate lol
Mick will easily eat 2/3 times more than that!!

 

[swipe_up]

I am not one for fat shaming... I have personally put on 2 stone in a year. But come on who’s being fooled that she has got that round moon face by eating that.. She is def fur coat no knickers and living beyond her means. Hence why the sneaky ads, she had to give up SW as how can you promote something when u can’t stick by it. I can prob be confident that our total earnings outweigh more than Henry’s and Jimbo Jets but I save she spends

That’s Herbs plate
Henry has a whole box of Fishfingers to herself with bread and butter on the side I reckon.
Oh mama

 

[justfortonight]

Yeah I’ve got one - why are you so endlessly bleeping irritating?

Also questions on how to listen to podcasts... are her followers actually that thick? Put headphones in, use ears to listen - you’re welcome xxx

 

[itsnotmyfaulthonest]

Why did you go out for a walk yesterday when your son had a high temp???

 

[Theyallneedarealitycheck]

Are you a) going to be more transparent in labelling ads and b) going to make your stories more accessible?

 

[WhatABore]

God, she has one day a week with Vesper at home, on a Thursday and every week she says how it's been a hard day.

 

[Kerrybutterfly]

I'm pretty sure you can't put tin cans in the fridge, so why is she putting lids on open tin cans?

She's the queen of useless tips.

 

[swipe_up]

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Yeah I’ve got one - why are you so endlessly bleeping irritating?

Also questions on how to listen to podcasts... are her followers actually that thick? Put headphones in, use ears to listen - you’re welcome xxx

Yeah
“Show us your birth certificate”
“Best way to cook swan”
“Do you agree you’re the biggest bleep on instagram”

 

[Eye_roll_central]

WHO asks about her hair?! WHO?!

 

[Sparkle87]

WHO asks about her hair?! WHO?!

All the curly girls she's a bleeping idiot isn't she.. the whole thing about the birthing story got me once again how simple and easy it was at home she didn't need anything apparently she wouldn't be saying this if she needed an emergency op after birth or her child needed extra help etc she really does think she is mother earth doesn't she

 

[MamaD]

All the curly girls she's a bleeping idiot isn't she.. the whole thing about the birthing story got me once again how simple and easy it was at home she didn't need anything apparently she wouldn't be saying this if she needed an emergency op after birth or her child needed extra help etc she really does think she is mother earth doesn't she

My friend was adamant that she was having a home birth. A 10lb baby (out of a 5ft woman) meant she was blue lighted to hospital and put under so she could be put back together again. If she was in hospital they may have been able to prevent this (I say MAY because you don’t know). Mick needs to know that many births go wrong and it’s not all deep breathing and Enya in the background.

 

[Trace]

Right so if he’d rather chug a bottle of milk down stop trying to force him to feed from you. It’s perfectly normal of a child his age to have milk before bed but come on 150mls. Also saying that’s not the answer to them sleeping through but will feed him on demand through the night is ok? If that’s how you feel why don’t you give him water

 

[swipe_up]

Right so if he’d rather chug a bottle of milk down stop trying to force him to feed from you. It’s perfectly normal of a child his age to have milk before bed but come on 150mls. Also saying that’s not the answer to them sleeping through but will feed him on demand through the night is ok? If that’s how you feel why don’t you give him water

“Normal milk”

as opposed to Micks super hero golden titty milk

 

[Trace]

“Normal milk”

as opposed to Micks super hero golden titty milk

I honestly think she doesn’t give him enough fluids through the day as in water. She said before he treats her like a drive through costa maybe he’s actually thirsty and needs water/juice he doesn’t solely just need her ginger tits down his throat smothering him

 

[swipe_up]

Fixed it babe

I’m mean I know, but we all know that’s why her and jimmy live in summer clothes..
AND I think it’s a subtle nod to let us know why Herbivore had a high temp.
I don't believe her by the way about the house being hot

 

[sunisshining]

I have never seen anyone else use “ad/own business” is that even a thing? Does she own body shop now...

 

[swipe_up]

I have never seen anyone else use “ad/own business” is that even a thing? Does she own body shop now...

She’s a bit hit and miss whether she bothers even using #ad but adding own business is hilarious

 

[Theyallneedarealitycheck]

My friend was adamant that she was having a home birth. A 10lb baby (out of a 5ft woman) meant she was blue lighted to hospital and put under so she could be put back together again. If she was in hospital they may have been able to prevent this (I say MAY because you don’t know). Mick needs to know that many births go wrong and it’s not all deep breathing and Enya in the background.

Babies aren’t always the right size for your body. I remember being really fucked off with her “ignore your health care professional” bollocks at the time and thinking it was irresponsible. Babies aren’t always the right size - that’s why people who are expected to have a larger baby are monitored to assess the risk of shoulder dystocia and the safest way for baby to arrive.

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I’m mean I know, but we all know that’s why her and jimmy live in summer clothes..
AND I think it’s a subtle nod to let us know why Herbivore had a high temp.
I don't believe her by the way about the house being hot

No plans, just carrying on being a horrendacunt as usual. Pandemic didn’t stop that!

 

[MamaD]

All the curly girls she's a bleeping idiot isn't she.. the whole thing about the birthing story got me once again how simple and easy it was at home she didn't need anything apparently she wouldn't be saying this if she needed an emergency op after birth or her child needed extra help etc she really does think she is mother earth doesn't she

My friend was adamant that she was having a home birth. A 10lb baby (out of a 5ft woman) meant she was blue lighted to hospital and put under so she could be put back together again. If she was in hospital they may have been able to prevent this (I say MAY because you don’t know). Mick needs to know that many births go wrong and it’s not all deep breathing and Enya in the background.

Babies aren’t always the right size for your body. I remember being really fucked off with her “ignore your health care professional” bollocks at the time and thinking it was irresponsible. Babies aren’t always the right size - that’s why people who are expected to have a larger baby are monitored to assess the risk of shoulder dystocia and the safest way for baby to arrive.


No plans, just carrying on being a horrendacunt as usual. Pandemic didn’t stop that!

yep, although there was no clue that the baby would have been that big. Super small bump, smooth pregnancy, smooth labour (baby just popped out very fast) but afterwards was a different story!

 

[Mum123]

Don't even know why we have midwives and consultants, doctors and nurses. I mean according to feebs, your body knows what to do, it won't let you down, baby is right size for you etc etc etc