Tbh unless it’s with me I don’t wanna know
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I have a feeling Harry will continue dating women older than him for like the next 10 years and then he'll settle down with someone younger or the same age so he can start a family. I will agree to be his wife and the mother of his children if he really wants me to be.
Of course it's going to be with you!
And you must do a massive Okay magazine spread of you and Harry and your beautiful baby so that all the nutters can photoshop Louis's face over yours, and do an in-depth analysis of how and why Baby Styles in actually a doll. He needs to date post menopausal women really, to be absolutely sure of only starting a family when he's ready to
- sorry Harry, but you know I'm right.A friend of mine dated a much younger man, 16 years her junior, and they got married and had a couple of kids when she was 41 and 43. She already had a 23yo daughter. To be fair they are very happy together, she's a young looking older woman and he's an older looking young man
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Had a dream I was getting married to Louis Tomlinson, need to stop reading this thread before bed 
You can't marry Louis, he's married to Harry #LarryIsRealHad a dream I was getting married to Louis Tomlinson, need to stop reading this thread before bed
Seriously though, I am already planning your Okay photoshoot for when you manage to entice Harry into bed
Honestly, if I was married to Harry, any Larrie hate would just bounce right off me - I'd be too happy with my man 
Harry's the kind of husband (I think) who would ensure you were surrounded by high security at all times, and no Larry would get within 500 metres of you - much to their rage.Honestly, if I was married to Harry, any Larrie hate would just bounce right off me - I'd be too happy with my man
PS: Can I come to the wedding?
Never forget smiling while hugging your same sex friends makes you gay.
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Its people having larry tattoos on their bodies until the day they die for me
This is true! I'll charter a private jet to fly everyone here out to the wedding on a tiny island somewhere in the oceanHarry's the kind of husband (I think) who would ensure you were surrounded by high security at all times, and no Larry would get within 500 metres of you - much to their rage.
PS: Can I come to the wedding?
Fabulous. I'll start planning my outfit.This is true! I'll charter a private jet to fly everyone here out to the wedding on a tiny island somewhere in the ocean
Imagine having to explain to your six year old grandson why you have #larryisreal tattooed on your arse
Oh that photo is absolute PROOF that Harry and Louis are in love and not just two workmates having a farewell hug. I actually think Harry's facial expression says "Jesus wept, he needs a shower" and not "My beloved husband, I adore you."
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They only hugged for a split second at that last show because they knew they had to hug but that people would use it as proofFabulous. I'll start planning my outfit.
Imagine having to explain to your six year old grandson why you have #larryisreal tattooed on your arse
Oh that photo is absolute PROOF that Harry and Louis are in love and not just two workmates having a farewell hug. I actually think Harry's facial expression says "Jesus wept, he needs a shower" and not "My beloved husband, I adore you."
at least they left larries something to roll with for the next however many years because now all they have is 'omg harry's suit is louis blue
'Didn't the Larries think Harry's song about Taylor Swift was about Louis as well?
And there was some Larry proof on a now defunct Tumblr because there was a picture of Louis drinking coca-cola. I never worked that one out. I did used to like reading the master posts on there, the way the writers would twist a tiny bit of something into absolute and utter proof of their undying love for each other.
And there was some Larry proof on a now defunct Tumblr because there was a picture of Louis drinking coca-cola. I never worked that one out. I did used to like reading the master posts on there, the way the writers would twist a tiny bit of something into absolute and utter proof of their undying love for each other.
Is that Two Ghosts? I remember tweeting something about the parallels between that and 'Style' and I got an absolute bollocking from larries to the point where I just deleted the tweetDidn't the Larries think Harry's song about Taylor Swift was about Louis as well?
I love the lyrics to Style! Whether or not it's about Harry (of course it's about Harry) it's a brilliant running song.Is that Two Ghosts? I remember tweeting something about the parallels between that and 'Style' and I got an absolute bollocking from larries to the point where I just deleted the tweet
Two Ghosts is his reply to that song, I always thought. Although obviously I am completely wrong and it's totally about Louis Tomlinson.
I thought it’d be a prettier name than that, dunno why!
Same, I saw a lot of rumours it was pretty and unique. I think Sunshine and Lavender was some of them
Pronounced Kai, presumably? I can't stand the whole 'keeping my child's life private' but posting photos of hands/feet/back of head. Just don't post photos of your child at all.
It's an odd name choice for a baby girl, it means warrior in Vietnamese or chosen one in Arabic. Then again, why shouldn't a girl be a warrior? I prefer pretty names - although both my daughters are known by abbreviations of their pretty names, like Matt for Matilda and Cat for Cathryn
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