NZ Influencers #78

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Work is calling so carry on snarking but if one of you TCs would do a wrap up that would be awesome!
 
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Well, it's May so it's cold, dreary and a bit boring, just like the influenza space.

Molly popped out a beautiful little Forkarsha and apart from the are they or aren't they romance drama with the baby daddy. The Woman's Day story is incoming.

I blocked Erin and her giant toddler but I see he's still giant and will soon be of the top 10 man made structures in the world. Look out world.

ElleDingwellChrisp is still potty training. Not even Kmart itself and its thousands of mass produced pieces of plastic crap can keep up with the amount required to toilet train the twinkies. She's still Keto/Not Keto. We're all waiting for her keto children's range of Almond Flour Chicken Nuggets and protein smoothies when she isn't have a Menty B or losing friends.

MFM is struggling to get out of bed and peel those mandarins every day but she has been overseas twice in the past few months, living her best life. As long as she's not parenting or hearing Phil breathe, she's good. @freePhil

LFYAds is super poor, y'all, but off on his 100000000000000000th holiday this year to escape winter before he opens his daycare/kids' emporium. Will it the Maldives? Singapore? A sponsored kids' club someone? Will he swap Gorge for a pool boy? Who knows. #freeKelly

Dr M is still there deciding if she's coeliac or not, virtue signalling.

Is it a bird? is it a bright shining light? No, it's Nix and her hideous fake teeth.

Right, off to work. Better influencing everyone.
 
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Well, it's May so it's cold, dreary and a bit boring, just like the influenza space.

Molly popped out a beautiful little Forkarsha and apart from the are they or aren't they romance drama with the baby daddy. The Woman's Day story is incoming.

I blocked Erin and her giant toddler but I see he's still giant and will soon be of the top 10 man made structures in the world. Look out world.

ElleDingwellChrisp is still potty training. Not even Kmart itself and its thousands of mass produced pieces of plastic crap can keep up with the amount required to toilet train the twinkies. She's still Keto/Not Keto. We're all waiting for her keto children's range of Almond Flour Chicken Nuggets and protein smoothies when she isn't have a Menty B or losing friends.

MFM is struggling to get out of bed and peel those mandarins every day but she has been overseas twice in the past few months, living her best life. As long as she's not parenting or hearing Phil breathe, she's good. @freePhil

LFYAds is super poor, y'all, but off on his 100000000000000000th holiday this year to escape winter before he opens his daycare/kids' emporium. Will it the Maldives? Singapore? A sponsored kids' club someone? Will he swap Gorge for a pool boy? Who knows. #freeKelly

Dr M is still there deciding if she's coeliac or not, virtue signalling.

Is it a bird? is it a bright shining light? No, it's Nix and her hideous fake teeth.

Right, off to work. Better influencing everyone.
Brilliant!

Let’s not forget the rapist and his broken neck - the karma train came calling 😂
 
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Quad mum plus one had quadruplets six ish years ago and then divorced from the dad - there were all sorts of scandals of someone cheated or they both cheated and who knows. She rarely posts now which I respect.
 
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Maria complaining about having to wash her hair today because of her PeRiMeNoPaUsE 🙄
Did she actually just admit to usually only washing her hair every three weeks 😫 grosssss! I think she’d also be the type to only wash her sheets every 3 months going by how lazy she is in literally all other aspects of life
 
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Quad mum plus one had quadruplets six ish years ago and then divorced from the dad - there were all sorts of scandals of someone cheated or they both cheated and who knows. She rarely posts now which I respect.
She’s also recently engaged and I think he has thee kids but only two are young like hers, one is much older. I’ve followed since she was pregnant with the quads and it’s lovely to see them all now healthy and happy. Can’t have been easy
 
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Did she actually just admit to usually only washing her hair every three weeks 😫 grosssss! I think she’d also be the type to only wash her sheets every 3 months going by how lazy she is in literally all other aspects of life
Ok, I have curly hair which isn’t thick but I have a lot of hair. She’s wavey and it doesn’t look like it’s think or she has heaps of hair. I despise washing mine but still do it weekly. I know a few will think weekly is gross but with curls it’s manageable. Hers is also a lot shorter than mine. She makes everything sound like a chore and so hard to do. Gosh, I really hope people aren’t listening to her peri menopause moans.
 
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Maria complaining about having to wash her hair today because of her PeRiMeNoPaUsE 🙄
She is absolutely vile ! I can’t believe she admitted this. What a disgusting slob, I bet Phil loves having stinky old Maria sleeping on the couch.
 
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She is absolutely vile ! I can’t believe she admitted this. What a disgusting slob, I bet Phil loves having stinky old Maria sleeping on the couch.
She said she slept in her bed the past 3 nights. But so useless still not seen GP to get hrt (come on, it's not that hard) and she wants sleeping pills and sleeping ear phones to block Phil out. She literally hates her family.
 
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Tarryn is crapping on about how she gets 1 week out of every month where she feels herself, the other 3 weeks she's a sore bloated mess. Go and see a doctor then you numpty! If it's bothering you that much and it's that regularly, do something about it.
 
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Tarryn is crapping on about how she gets 1 week out of every month where she feels herself, the other 3 weeks she's a sore bloated mess. Go and see a doctor then you numpty! If it's bothering you that much and it's that regularly, do something about it.
Don’t you know she’s got something called PPDD. However, it’s the mildest form I’ve seen compared to what others go through. I actually think she’s early peri menopause as her symptoms are very much like what a friend is going through but I’m sure she’ll disagree. That’s her nature. For someone who eats well (freebies) takes supplements (freebies) sauna, and everything under the sun, she comes across always sick, unhealthy and moaning. Todays reel was a complete pity me, send me messages I need to feel validated.
 
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I have long thick hair and washing and drying it takes ages but I do it anyway! in the time Maria spends on Instagram or reading she could easily wash her hair. It's not that hard!
 
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Also adding Tarryn is so wanting someone to ‘pay’ for her renovations.
She’s not happy in a house most people would love. Extremely selfish. Bathroom tap could have been fixed ages ago.
We all dream about reno but most of us have to sit and wait. She’s so wanting companies to come on. oars.
 
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I know I shouldn't, but I wash, blow dry and straighten my hair daily! It's not difficult.

I also go to work every weekday.

Se finds more and more excuses to do less and less
 
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