Ooooookay here we go.
Pori Mahmah - flew halfway across the world to attend...something....because she's part of a group that does....something? Anyway, she was there for two days and her round trip to Cape Town emitted 4 metric tons of CO2 PER PASSENGER....evidence below. https://flightfree.org/flight-emissions-calculator
Oh, and she continues to ignore the fact that all of her discomfort in travel stems directly from her own eating choices.
LFYADs - was shoulder-tapped by Sleepstore to do a water safety ad (first of all...sleep store? Why the hell are you guys invested in water safety? you starting to sell waterbeds or something?) which is just fantastic timing given he just featured a bunch of stories about how loose he is with Lulu splashing around in the water by herself and freaking out the lifeguards while he gets sozzled with the girls on a sun lounger. Continues to be bung in both eye and attitude towards life.
Molly - Pregnant, feral....apparently. I am proud to say I still have never watched a second of her content because...why?
Hannah C - Bad haircut, can't style it, bad clothes, can't style them, bad vibes, can't style them out.
Ellie's Belly - Seems to have tanked her third business idea in 4/5 months, everything must go fire sale happening, torching whatever credibility she may still have in the minds of her former candle customers who have bought ANYTHING at full price from her in the past.
Elle Herself - still parenting by proxy via iPad, trying desperately to finesse out having an "American accent" so that she can appeal to a US social media audience, or possibly hoping her children might mistake her for Miss Rachel and finally respect her for once.
MFM - weirdly quiet, hasn't talked about the weather in months (thank goodness) going on walks and FINALLY brushing her teeth and having showers like a normal human being thanks to the wonders of an app telling her what to do. Sounds healthy to me!
Danni Duncan - is just SO free and happy because she doesn't have children...with all the ability in the world to do what whatever she likes. On an unrelated note, has spent months saving up her money from people buying her a coffee (donating) so that she can afford to get a wee tattoo on her body soon. Also she's been in her new house for five months now and she's painted (sorry, DRENCHED) one and a half rooms and the insides of two inbuilt shelves, and put up a small shelf and some art in her bathroom. What an inspiring renovation account. Again, WHAT THE HELL DOES SHE DO ALL DAY?!
Who have I missed? They're all just so uninteresting at the moment.
Pori Mahmah - flew halfway across the world to attend...something....because she's part of a group that does....something? Anyway, she was there for two days and her round trip to Cape Town emitted 4 metric tons of CO2 PER PASSENGER....evidence below. https://flightfree.org/flight-emissions-calculator
Oh, and she continues to ignore the fact that all of her discomfort in travel stems directly from her own eating choices.
LFYADs - was shoulder-tapped by Sleepstore to do a water safety ad (first of all...sleep store? Why the hell are you guys invested in water safety? you starting to sell waterbeds or something?) which is just fantastic timing given he just featured a bunch of stories about how loose he is with Lulu splashing around in the water by herself and freaking out the lifeguards while he gets sozzled with the girls on a sun lounger. Continues to be bung in both eye and attitude towards life.
Molly - Pregnant, feral....apparently. I am proud to say I still have never watched a second of her content because...why?
Hannah C - Bad haircut, can't style it, bad clothes, can't style them, bad vibes, can't style them out.
Ellie's Belly - Seems to have tanked her third business idea in 4/5 months, everything must go fire sale happening, torching whatever credibility she may still have in the minds of her former candle customers who have bought ANYTHING at full price from her in the past.
Elle Herself - still parenting by proxy via iPad, trying desperately to finesse out having an "American accent" so that she can appeal to a US social media audience, or possibly hoping her children might mistake her for Miss Rachel and finally respect her for once.
MFM - weirdly quiet, hasn't talked about the weather in months (thank goodness) going on walks and FINALLY brushing her teeth and having showers like a normal human being thanks to the wonders of an app telling her what to do. Sounds healthy to me!
Danni Duncan - is just SO free and happy because she doesn't have children...with all the ability in the world to do what whatever she likes. On an unrelated note, has spent months saving up her money from people buying her a coffee (donating) so that she can afford to get a wee tattoo on her body soon. Also she's been in her new house for five months now and she's painted (sorry, DRENCHED) one and a half rooms and the insides of two inbuilt shelves, and put up a small shelf and some art in her bathroom. What an inspiring renovation account. Again, WHAT THE HELL DOES SHE DO ALL DAY?!
Who have I missed? They're all just so uninteresting at the moment.
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but omg what's happened to her face!!! She looks so different from when I last watched her. Why they think this looks good is beyond me 
