Welcome friends, here’s a new thread to care about.
Molly Brownlee - Still with her new boo #savekody, still intensely boring to most of us but seems to excite the attention and angst of enough of us that she now has raised her own thread! If Mole Hole is your BEC, you too can talk about her there.
MFM - still plodding along. Boring lunches. She’s dealing with her mental health. Laundry. Butthole children exist. She sometimes wishes they didn’t. Rinse. Repeat. Offer her money to plug your products to her audience…because?
Edna - is proud of her labia flaps. Won’t hear a bad word about their regular display. Has a baby. Is the first mother to care about her baby’s development and therefore said baby is ze wunderkind. Is impressive businesslady.
LFYADs - Christian continues to treat his children as the made to order conveniences that he thinks they are, can’t seem to let go of the poor nanny even though she’s attempted escape at least 4 times now.
Pori Mahmah - still talking about her graduation like it’s a sacred rite. Still in denial about the fact that calories, once eaten, actually have an impact on your health, positive or negative.
Tarryn - don’t know, don’t care.
Ellie and Brett - Murdered their semi-profitable candle business to go all in on plastic tit from China that they think people can be tricked into tying up their dogs with. Are quickly discovering that people buy products because they see value in them, not just because they follow you on Instagram. Ellie tried to get cute with Tattle, nobody cares, the dress was ugly no matter how it fit.
Danni Duncan - painted (sorry “drenched”) one room blue and one room red and thinks that she is “free” to do what she likes because her uterus remains unused, when it’s actually because her husband works and earns enough money for her to faff about the house all day with colour swatches. Mid century design, mid century patriarchy. Enjoy being a kept woman.
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Finau - Something something benefit fraud, absent mother, drugs, witnessed a murder. That’s all I know. More than I care about.
Hannah Courtney - still has the world’s worst haircut. Is accessorizing with the world’s ugliest clothes.
Molly Brownlee - Still with her new boo #savekody, still intensely boring to most of us but seems to excite the attention and angst of enough of us that she now has raised her own thread! If Mole Hole is your BEC, you too can talk about her there.
MFM - still plodding along. Boring lunches. She’s dealing with her mental health. Laundry. Butthole children exist. She sometimes wishes they didn’t. Rinse. Repeat. Offer her money to plug your products to her audience…because?
Edna - is proud of her labia flaps. Won’t hear a bad word about their regular display. Has a baby. Is the first mother to care about her baby’s development and therefore said baby is ze wunderkind. Is impressive businesslady.
LFYADs - Christian continues to treat his children as the made to order conveniences that he thinks they are, can’t seem to let go of the poor nanny even though she’s attempted escape at least 4 times now.
Pori Mahmah - still talking about her graduation like it’s a sacred rite. Still in denial about the fact that calories, once eaten, actually have an impact on your health, positive or negative.
Tarryn - don’t know, don’t care.
Ellie and Brett - Murdered their semi-profitable candle business to go all in on plastic tit from China that they think people can be tricked into tying up their dogs with. Are quickly discovering that people buy products because they see value in them, not just because they follow you on Instagram. Ellie tried to get cute with Tattle, nobody cares, the dress was ugly no matter how it fit.
Danni Duncan - painted (sorry “drenched”) one room blue and one room red and thinks that she is “free” to do what she likes because her uterus remains unused, when it’s actually because her husband works and earns enough money for her to faff about the house all day with colour swatches. Mid century design, mid century patriarchy. Enjoy being a kept woman.
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Finau - Something something benefit fraud, absent mother, drugs, witnessed a murder. That’s all I know. More than I care about.
Hannah Courtney - still has the world’s worst haircut. Is accessorizing with the world’s ugliest clothes.
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