Niomi Smart #8 Joey bails, smart skin fail, pahhhfect life won't get you sales

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Niomi Smart #9 Over my break-up a little too soon? No, my life's perfect - it must be the moon!
 
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First time giving this a go...

Niomi Smart #9: Blame it on the moon, nothing is making Joeeyyy swoon, time to blame it on Mercury Retrograde soon.
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Niomi Smart #9: Blame it on the moon, nothing is making Joeeyyy swoon, time to search for a new tycoon.
 
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Niomi Smart #9 No social distancing, mingling from day to night, self-love is just a guise and Joe won't be hypnotized.

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Niomi Smart #9 No social distancing, mingling from day to night, trying to make Joe jealous, but he won't be hypnotized and her self-love is just a guise.
 
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first time posting!
niomi smart #9: i wake up so early that for me 10 am is afternoon, am i craving joey's attention or is it maybe just the moon?
 
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Her Instagram story for today.....where is her reusable bottle/s that she always goes on about?
 
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I feel like one more photo of her walking down the street / drinking a beverage and Iโ€™m just about done
1. Flip hair over
2. Put filter on
3. Take a pic of tea/coffee
4. Write some typical Instagram caption about the drink
B.O.R.I.N.G.
 
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I feel like one more photo of her walking down the street / drinking a beverage and Iโ€™m just about done
1. Flip hair over
2. Put filter on
3. Take a pic of tea/coffee
4. Write some typical Instagram caption about the drink
B.O.R.I.N.G.
we already know that youโ€™re a (feel new) tea person, Niomi ๐Ÿ™„


First time posting.
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Niomi Smart #9: I want Joe's attention, that is my utmost intention, will I get his affection or his rejection?
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I found this gem, Freddie and Niomi ๐Ÿฅ‚

Niomi and Freddie Woodward
idk why but my first thought when I saw that picture was - I wonder what these two would talk about. Like I canโ€™t imagine them having anything in common.
I havenโ€™t seen any of her vlogs etc so I have no idea about what kind of dynamic they had though
 
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I feel like there's a blame it on the boogie pun waiting to happen for a thread title

Sunshine...moonlight...good times...where the duck is Joey
 
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idk why but my first thought when I saw that picture was - I wonder what these two would talk about. Like I canโ€™t imagine them having anything in common.
I havenโ€™t seen any of her vlogs etc so I have no idea about what kind of dynamic they had though
Freddie seems like a fun guy though, you would not be bored around him :m and Joe seemed much more fun before Niomi checking his Instagram account @Joewoodward13
 
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I kinda think a gossip girl thread title would be good

Niomi smart #9 hey tattlers, N spotted holding hands with a new man. You know you love me xoxo
 
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her feet made me laugh, I only point it out cause she's such a butt when it comes to "pehfeeeection"

 
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I was sitting on a table next to Niomi and her friends in a pub in Sussex recently, it was hard not to try listen to her conversation talking about Joe!
 
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