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seen her latest coat??
seen her latest coat??
Niomi Smart #8 Joey bails, smart skin fail, pahhhfect life won't get you sales
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has to include something about ~SeLf-LoVe~
And maybe the moon
God I’m drawing a blank. She’s really so dull that nothing about her stands out enough to put into a thread title
Niomi Smart #9 the moon tells her it's time for self love, Tattle tells her to get a real job
Niomi Smart #9: Covid Who? Staying at home is for peasants while I #selflove, yoga and consult the moon!
(it’s not my best work)
(it’s not my best work)
The moon tells her
considering what we’re working with it’s pretty good!
Ngl I'm into astrology and some occult as a hobby but writing off struggles and mental issues as the effect of the bleeping moon is bonkers. She's in such a strong denial she can't even see she's off the rails. Put the tarot cards down and see a therapist girl, jfc.
Same, but like you say - this is obviously not ~ the moon ~ it's the fact that you just got dumped by a fiance?! Like, I will joke about my life going wrong when the stars are playing up or whatever but not if I've just had a big genuine life crisis (I think it's fair to call the end of an engagement a life crisis tbh). She feels tit because she's now realising she can't run from her feelings forever. I wish she would've gone home before they announced tier 2, had stopped all this self-indulgent crap activities with fleeting friends she never normally bothers with, spent some quality time at home by the coast with people who genuinely love her. I do worry how she's going to cope when it finally all catches up with her tbh especially if she's now got to be home at 10pm every night totally alone (although given her scant regard for good COVID practice currently who knows if she will even stick to the new regulations)
Thread title#9 'Self love from above. Is she a loon? No it's the moon.'
Yes, completely agree! It helps some people as a coping mechanism. Even though I’m not into astrology too much, but if I’m constantly going through tons of crap, just telling myself that maybe my stars aren’t aligned and I have to wait things out etc, is helpful (in conjunction with actively dealing with the issue haha).
But for Niomi to be like - guys I feel so blue today. I wonder if it’s the fact that my 4 year relationship and engagement ended and my life trajectory is now totally uncertain. Nah, it’s probably the moon. Anyhoo self love y’all.
What ???
This is baffling, and tbh I hope this facade is only for social media coz I can’t imagine someone being that detached from their emotions
I’m gonna keep it really basic (kind of like Niomi!):
Niomi Smart #9: ... maybe it’s the moon?
((the ellipsis is very important.))
Niomi Smart #9: ... maybe it’s the moon?
((the ellipsis is very important.))
I feel like we could really go places with this like 'over my break up, is it a bit soon? Nah, it's probably just the moon'
Niomi Smart #9: So boring we’re snoring, you can shove your self love!
Niomi Smart #9: Joeeey whooo? I’m busy with yoga and socialising, the nervous breakdown will be immobilising or maybe it‘s just the moon
Niomi Smart 9: throwing myself into yoga training, did I mention my friends are amaaaaaazing, pretending I’m over my ex is SO draining
Niomi Smart #9: "No Time for Covid Guidelines, too Busy Practising Yoga from Sunrise, After a Night Out with Tinder Guys, all Under the Self-Love Guise."
Did I go too far?
Did I go too far?
I’m so bad at these but will give it a go for funsies
Niomi Smart #9: avoiding explaining, happiness feigning, & much like her denial, the full moon is waning
Niomi Smart #9: corona’s just beer, Joe’s well in the clear, denial is growing & to the moon blame is going
Niomi Smart #9: desperation a-flowin, moon is a-glowin, responsibility is missing, a new man she is kissing
Niomi Smart #9: avoiding explaining, happiness feigning, & much like her denial, the full moon is waning
Niomi Smart #9: corona’s just beer, Joe’s well in the clear, denial is growing & to the moon blame is going
Niomi Smart #9: desperation a-flowin, moon is a-glowin, responsibility is missing, a new man she is kissing
Niomi Smart #9 - No time to be lonely, pahhfect phoney, 50 shades of self love baloney
Niomi Smart #9 - Has no one to marry soon, blames everything on the moon, wants to buy a £500 dress, her Tinder date to impress, abandoned the so-called ethos, her COVID worry is just a pose, Instagram is not her calling, Freddie kinda called her boring
Niomi Smart #9: 10 hours of yoga and talking to the moon, with all this self care and self love I should be over Joey soon!
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