Niomi Smart #43 A flamboyance of annoyance

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It wasn't suggested as a title, but it's one of the most liked posts and it's litcherrally pawfect! so lilamay thank you!

Recap? her biological grandpa died, didn't go home for the funeral, she made one story about it, but she's making non stop stories about her hair, her (non existing) ass, her (non existing) sass, there was a tattler who saw a happy dreamy Joey with a non-skinny brunette but it was not confirmed, she made a million stories about some kittens she found on the side of a road, with some new "friend"/potential future husband, she still claims that she doesn't want male attention while it seems as if all males around her just want to sleep with her, still reading that manifesting book, still in Bali, still posting a thousand stories per day while claiming she wants to stay away from social media, still dumb as duck.

What a mess. Oh freaking moon! :censored:
 
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Is she still SWFing Anna? The stories on the scooter look exactly like ones Anna posted ages ago.
 
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Is she still SWFing Anna? The stories on the scooter look exactly like ones Anna posted ages ago.
Anna is next level annoying in her holiday documentations. But at least she hangs out with one of her best friends and looks genuinely happy under her demeanor of "I am super fun and have big lips."
 
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Oh no! Even when I can’t see her account anymore, she’s still here, whether it’s in Ernest Leoty newsletter or on Instagram from this swimsuit brand.

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I'm starting to think she won't come home until she's just a walking ribcage. Constant massages...what are they massaging, besides her ego?!

Posing with a coconut in Bali must surely be equivalent to going to Benidorm and posing with an English breakfast. Touristy af.
 
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1 week to go before her birthday! Get ready for some fake parties, fake smiles, fake happiness, fake friends, an avalanche of selfies and photos of every part of her body #nofilter, and possibly one or two AD.

And let’s see if Bradley is going to post a story for her 😏

She may be even more boring and desperate that day.
 
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What's up with her today, she is so silent all of a sudden... do we think she got lost in some jungle again?
 
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What's up with her today, she is so silent all of a sudden... do we think she got lost in some jungle again?
What, no content creation all day? Weird, Niomi is such a hard worker.
 
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Yoga, smoothie bowl, coconut, selfie, yoga smoothie bowl, coconut, selfie, yoga....perhaps she even realized how effing boring she is....😒
 
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Yoga, smoothie bowl, coconut, selfie, yoga smoothie bowl, coconut, selfie, yoga....perhaps she even realized how effing boring she is....😒
Her daily journey of self discovery lol
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Wonder if she canceled that green couch order that takes 24 weeks after he last trip to Cotswolds with the Forkster. I keep wondering about it, it would be such an odd reminder of their time together. Well if its free she's not canceling nothing...
 
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What, no content creation all day? Weird, Niomi is such a hard worker.
She had a « call » yesterday, so she must be done for the rest of the week. Maybe she’s having a break from her daily break.

Meanwhile, this dude keeps talking like he’s 60-year-old celebrity with an outstanding career. What a moron.

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She had a « call » yesterday, so she must be done for the rest of the week. Maybe she’s having a break from her daily break.

Meanwhile, this dude keeps talking like he’s 60-year-old celebrity with an outstanding career. What a moron.

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Don't choke on your ego forky 😒
He has such a douchy aura🤮
 
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Forky is so desperate to sell himself, I swear if he could make out with himself he would and then call it the best kiss of his hardworking life. If you work hard you don't have to announce it 24/7, he's such a greedy twit.
 
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She had a « call » yesterday, so she must be done for the rest of the week. Maybe she’s having a break from her daily break.

Meanwhile, this dude keeps talking like he’s 60-year-old celebrity with an outstanding career. What a moron.

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Well, he does have the skin of a sixty-year-old celebrity.
 
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