Niomi Smart #25 Like a fried haired cockatoo, legally bland and talking poo

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She always makes horrible housing decisions, and she really screwed up with this one. A part of me is now thinking it was her idea to move into the flat with Freddie given her track record.

The part in the vlog where she was like, I need to show you the VIEW! and turned the camera to show the frosted glass facing a cement wall was an actual LOL moment.
Right? Only in London are you happy to get a brick wall view for £700K...

Dimbobs then (a country grandmother vibe) VS. Dimbobs now (a cheap escort vibe), equally as dim with a stick up her ass but tries to pretend otherwise now!

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I've made it past 3 minutes on the video.... I thought she did a clearout on clothes during lockdown? Yet she has multiple suitcases of just jumpers?! Wtf.

Talking about how many clothes, bags and shoes she has and not fitting them in. Why did she literally only order 10ish boxes?! I used that many for the office for my move! :ROFLMAO:

The Merc loan is also a joke, she didn't even use it to move her stuff? Could her parents not have.....given her a lift?

Edit: Why is she getting rid of her duvets and pillows? 'I'm giving them to my family as they are still really new' - then why get more?!
If I remember it correctly she was gifted new duvets and pilllows for her new house. Sustainability at it best!!! I actually dont understand why she never gives anything of the gifts away to her followers. Influencers in my country do it pretty often a they have much less following and money from youtube, instagram etc. than Niomi.
 
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I've made it past 3 minutes on the video.... I thought she did a clearout on clothes during lockdown? Yet she has multiple suitcases of just jumpers?! Wtf.


Edit: Why is she getting rid of her duvets and pillows? 'I'm giving them to my family as they are still really new' - then why get more?!
She got a new pillow and duvet set gifted by some company where the pillows alone are like 100£ per pillow or something ridiculous like that.
She always brags about getting rid of so many things and says in the video how her family and friends always ask if she's sure that she wants to give that much away. I had to roll my eyes at that. It's easy to give stuff away all the time and without second thought if you haven't even paid for most of it and are sure that you will get given new stuff again. I mean, most people hold on to certain things because they are aware of their value and can't afford or don't want to constantly replace them. But our sustainability queen has no problem cycling through products like nobody's business. It's all very in line with her ethos, you know 🤣
 
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If I remember it correctly she was gifted new duvets and pilllows for her new house. Sustainability at it best!!! I actually dont understand why she never give anything of the gifts away to her followers. Influencers in my country do it pretty often a they have much less following and money from youtube, instagram etc. than Niomi.
Then she will have to pay for gifts for family and friends right ? Instead she gives away free stuffs she got to them ! She knows how to keep her money safe 🤣
 
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I've made it past 3 minutes on the video.... I thought she did a clearout on clothes during lockdown? Yet she has multiple suitcases of just jumpers?! Wtf.

Talking about how many clothes, bags and shoes she has and not fitting them in. Why did she literally only order 10ish boxes?! I used that many for the office for my move! :ROFLMAO:

The Merc loan is also a joke, she didn't even use it to move her stuff? Could her parents not have.....given her a lift?

Edit: Why is she getting rid of her duvets and pillows? 'I'm giving them to my family as they are still really new' - then why get more?!
She didn't really need the car, she just needed a story to tell about the car for her paid ad. And she probably got some gifted duvets and pillows that she is going to use instead. Didn't she receive weighted blankets?

She always makes horrible housing decisions, and she really screwed up with this one. A part of me is now thinking it was her idea to move into the flat with Freddie given her track record.

The part in the vlog where she was like, I need to show you the VIEW! and turned the camera to show the frosted glass facing a cement wall was an actual LOL moment.
I can imagine she wanted to save money by living in Joe's flat in order to save up for a house together. Maybe she was hoping Freddie would move out and get on with his own life. And I think she wanted to buy her own place as a kind of milestone, since the marriage-milestone fell through and she dind't want to feel like a failure who achieved nothing. She doesn't realize that properly working through the breakup and all her issues, instead of creating this huge performance for herself and everyone else that she is the happiest single who healed herself in two weeks, would have been a much greater accomplishment.
 
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I've made it past 3 minutes on the video.... I thought she did a clearout on clothes during lockdown? Yet she has multiple suitcases of just jumpers?! Wtf.

Talking about how many clothes, bags and shoes she has and not fitting them in. Why did she literally only order 10ish boxes?! I used that many for the office for my move! :ROFLMAO:

The Merc loan is also a joke, she didn't even use it to move her stuff? Could her parents not have.....given her a lift?

Edit: Why is she getting rid of her duvets and pillows? 'I'm giving them to my family as they are still really new' - then why get more?!
Because she was just gifted bed products-weighted etc
 
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Her "meditation den" looks like the cupboard under the stairs where Harry Potter slept.

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so , this is whynimbobs changed her bio? Weirdely similar to someone she is best friends with suddenly , either he changed it for her or she is trying to become his shadow , so just copied it ! Way to goooo , nims !
 
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I think she bought the place as an investment not as a long-term place of living. Since she's so obsessed with the idea of finding a partner, she probably thinks a year's time, she'll put it up for rent because she's getting engaged or married lol. Even as an investment, it's not a good deal. I don't know much about the London market, but I doubt she'll be able to sell this property and get a profit from it because I don't see this property significantly increasing in price. Whoever is willing to spend upwards of £800K on this property in a few years down the line clearly has money to burn. This place is certainly overpriced for what it is.
 
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I think she bought the place as an investment not as a long-term place of living. Since she's so obsessed with the idea of finding a partner, she probably thinks a year's time, she'll put it up for rent because she's getting engaged or married lol. Even as an investment, it's not a good deal. I don't know much about the London market, but I doubt she'll be able to sell this property and get a profit from it because I don't see this property significantly increasing in price. Whoever is willing to spend upwards of £800K on this property in a few years down the line clearly has money to burn. This place is certainly overpriced for what it is.
I will get a proper period property as investment, not a garage.
 
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Have you guys already seen her "rainy staycation" ad? She just cant act at all! Its even worse than her "modeling photoshoots" :D

ETA: She wants to convince her audience that it is super fun to spend holiday in the garden tent while every week she is on a different beach :D
 
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Have you guys already seen her "rainy staycation" ad? She just cant act at all! Its even worse than her "modeling photoshoots" :D

ETA: She wants to convince her audience that it is super fun to spend holiday in the garden tent while every week she is on a different beach :D
Spamming followers with content from a vacation in Ibiza the whole weekend and on Monday gushing about staycations in the rainy garden for a sponsored post.
"How tit can you get at timing your posts?" should be the title of a workshop she does.
 
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I can imagine she wanted to save money by living in Joe's flat in order to save up for a house together. Maybe she was hoping Freddie would move out and get on with his own life.
I think she was probably planning to strongly encourage Freddie to move out of his own flat.
 
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