My 94 year old mum spent the night calling for her parents and talking non stop in a panic. She's asleep now. 'Quite an achievement for a Wednesday'.
don’t exhaust yourself dear'Today I put some mascara on and painted my nails - quite an achievement for a Wednesday I would say'
Oh Niomi.
I actually thoguht this was a joke! read the room Niomi!'Today I put some mascara on and painted my nails - quite an achievement for a Wednesday I would say'
Oh Niomi.
It was her attempt at one, but it was very unfunny & adds nothing to the lives of others.I actually thoguht this was a joke!
mcuh like all of her content tbh!It was her attempt at one, but it was very unfunny & adds nothing to the lives of others.
I really just wonder wtf she does all day, nail painting takes what, 5 minutes? a walk, then some yoga... that is what, about 2 hours? She must be so bored?If a "normal person" with a full-time job they were still doing from home wrote that, it would be funny. When Niomi does it, it's only rubbing in how she had LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE TO DO ALL DAY and no obligations whatsoever.
Especially in her own company.I really just wonder wtf she does all day, nail painting takes what, 5 minutes? a walk, then some yoga... that is what, about 2 hours? She must be so bored?
- Gets upI really just wonder wtf she does all day, nail painting takes what, 5 minutes? a walk, then some yoga... that is what, about 2 hours? She must be so bored?
Niomi forgot to mention she also put a beauty filter on the picture before uploading it to IG.I just saw that and came here to comment on it. Is she a full time troll by this point? I don't understand how else anyone would think that's a funny/witty/remotely okay thing to say in the middle of a pandemic, a third lockdown for the UK, etc.
ETA the screenshot: She really does love herself, look at her facial expression, thinking she's so damn precious, when really, she's a tone-deaf idiot. View attachment 387322
- Eye fucks herself in the mirror x 10- Gets up
- Goes on a run or has a home yoga session
- Smoothie bowl time (or sorry, is it porridge bowl weather now?)
- Does some morning skincare and makeup (but forgets the sunscreen apparently)
- Opens a bunch of PR packages
- Takes pictures of the freebies for her stories (gotta tag these brands!)
- Reads some Whatsapp messages and has a "festive" freakout about the 45 mins worth of work she's going to need to do at some point this week
- Spends an hour homecooking the saddest looking lunch ever (maybe some boiled asparagus with a bunless plant-based burger patty)
- Pops by the shops to buy some "essentials" (two or three notepads)
- Spends another hour giving her hair some "natural waves" with a flat iron
- Takes a bunch of selfies for the grid
- Goes on a long walk with the dog
- Time to cook up another meal (roasted veg perhaps? also make sure to throw some nutritional yeast somewhere in there)
- Another yoga session
- Evening skincare
- In bed by 9 PM
Quite the achievement!