My gosh is she an absolute bore
And a cringeworthy one at that.
First question: how many times is she going to post the same fake ass skincare 'routine'? Her brand literally only has 4 products it's not like you can create several different 'routines' out of it! Yet she already has 2 reels, 1 IGTV and 1 youtube video showing virtually the same thing. Also, the girl owns a skincare 'brand' but she doesn't know that she should be wearing SPF every single day?! She keeps posting these morning skincare routines and none of them include a sunscreen -- no legit skincare expert would ever promote this! Folks please wear SPF, it's literally the single most important thing about your skincare.
Secondly, how many times is she going to post the same yoga stories (where she doesn't hold a single pose for more than one nano second)? And that damn headstand
At this point I think I would rather watch her kiss the camera with her sloppy red lipstick and frumpy animal print dress than to see these bare feet again. At least the former was
somewhat entertaining.
Third, I haven't even commented on her mop advert yet but needless to say, it was one of the most cringeworthy ads I've ever seen on her page. Surprised she even accepted it given that she likes to think of herself as such a high-end, "not an influencer" type of it-girl. Really doubt Alexa Chung or Poppy Delevingne would ever be caught posting about a damn mop. Also really doubt bimbob has ever actually cleaned anything herself. Man, she must really be trying to rake in the $$$ right now! Don't even get me started on the fact that she pays Georgia to come to her house during tier 3 and break covid rules in order to take these stupid ass pics. It's infuriating and that alone should have her canceled.
Her caption doesn't even make any sense at ALL. I swear she aligns sentences one after the other but they don't actually form a coherent text?
"I thought it would still be nice to share!" -- More like you had a deadline imposed by the brand and had to post within schedule in order to get your paycheck? What kind of blatant hypocrisy is that?
"Have you ever seen anyone look so happy to be cleaning on a Sunday morning?" -- Hmm no because the rest of us don't fake clean in front of the camera in order to get paid thousands of pounds? We actually just do our cleaning! And you literally just said the photo was not taken in real time so why are you simultaneously pretending the pictures happened on a Sunday morning (the time you actually posted the pics)? She really thinks we're as dumb and gullible as she is!
Can you believe 6 months ago she was lecturing us about how she’s just “not an influencer”?? She’s now literally become the archetype of the influencer. Worse even, a parody of an influencer! Sponsored by a mop brand and staging pics/videos of herself fake cleaning her apartment, only to post these pics 3 weeks later when we know for a fact she’s not even at her place anymore. How embarrassing.