Niomi Smart #15 Felt cute, might spread Covid later

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Swipeupyouguys

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Apologies in advance but rant ahead -

Okay so I never thought I was going to post this but for the last week I have been really unwell. I had aches/pains, feeling hot (without actually having a high temperature), stomach pain and tingling all over my body. I spoke to two different doctors, the first one last Thursday told me that I didn't have classic Covid symptoms and advised me to ring back if I got more severe symptoms. When I got worse on Saturday the second doctor told me I probably had gastroenteritis. Neither recommended going for a Covid test. On Sunday evening I still had all the same symptoms. Around midnight I woke up with bad chest pain (along with all the other symptoms), by 5am I was in agony as it felt like someone had repeatedly stamped on my chest. I called 111 and the doctor told me he was going to get me an ambulance as it sounded like I was possibly going to have a heart attack in the next hour. I was filled with complete anxiety, scared of what lay ahead.

Upon arriving at the hospital around 6am, they didn't know whether I had Covid or not so they put me on the ward with all the Covid patients. As I was deemed too high a risk to be put with the 'normal' other patients. Over the next few hours I had various blood tests, ECG's, blood pressure tests, temperature checks, a cannula inserted into my arm and a chest X-Ray. After about an hour of being admitted I was told it was time for my first Covid test. Please bear in mind I have a phobia of choking and I find it very difficult to swallow tablets generally. So having a swab put in my mouth made me freak out a bit, aside from all the additional anxiety I had from being ill all week not knowing if I had Covid or not, doctors not taking me seriously and a possible heart attack. The test was very difficult and I hadn't had a drink since 10pm the previous night, so my mouth was very dry. The test was horrid, it took a few attempts but I finally managed. Around an hour and a half later I was told my Covid test wasn't conclusive enough and I would need to do a second one much to my horror. I asked the nurse for a drink of water, thinking it might help if my mouth wasn't as dry as the first attempt. She refused saying water could wash away some of the potential Covid. Then the other nurse came to take my second test. She starting shouting at me, telling me to put my hands behind my back (I felt like I was being arrested!) as she told me she thought I might get violent with her due to my earlier struggle with the first test. I was crying hard at this point and I tried to reassure her I wasn't but I was just really scared/anxious. She told me to get a grip and that I wasn't helping by prolonging the procedure whilst shoving the swab repeatedly in my mouth.

To cut a very long story short my Covid test came back negative and all my other tests were clear. It turns out I have a very bad viral infection and I need to rest for the next two weeks. A lot of the chest pain was to do with my anxiety around my initial symptoms. So I was allowed to go home seven hours later. During my time on the Covid ward new people were being admitted every 25 minutes which was scary to see and nearly all of them around me were positive, so I was really worried I may catch something. One guy who was in the bed opposite me was 34 years old. He came in coughing and within around an hour he had an oxygen mask on as he could barely breathe. It was heartbreaking to see.

I think the point I am trying to make here is that it angers me so much that all these influencers (Niomi included) for the last few months have been swanning around without a care in the world. Breaking rules, not wearing masks or staying at home. Thinking none of this guidance applies to them. Moaning about how the restrictions are making their lives difficult. After having such a horrific time in that Covid ward yesterday, I wish more people would realise how deadly this virus is and how it is very real.

Sorry for the rant but I was angry with Niomi before but experiencing this has taken my anger to her and these stupid influencers to a whole new level.
What an awful experience, I'm relieved for you that you tested negative for covid19, viral infections are still very nasty so i hope you feel stronger soon.
 

Libertine1975

Chatty Member
I think it’s strange how Niomi hasn’t invested in property. Maybe she has but I’m sure if she would she would’ve mentioned it...? Even my partner and I have a 2 bed flat we rent out and we’re not made of money, it’s just something we wanted to have as a financial move (we also rent but in the city). Agreed with the above that she probably thought she was ‘set’ with Prince Joe. If she can’t even help with moving house there’s no way she’ll buy a house 🙄

Totally off topic but my partner and I got engaged over the holidays ☺ wanted to share with my favourite Tattle fam 💕 (dog lead is hanging off my thumb and as you can tell by the unevenness of my nails, I was well surprised — haha!)
Congrats on your engagement!!

I think property is a generally good investment. I am trying to pay off my mortgage on my house ASAP as I want to move to a bigger house but keep my current home as a rental. I don't want to be a big buy to let landlord but will be a help with the mortgage on another place and in the long run give me a pension. I don't understand why she hasn't invested either she would save so much money in rent and it would give her content (my vegan cruelty free green and low carbon reno). A house doesn't have to be forever.
 

palmer

Well-known member
I think it’s strange how Niomi hasn’t invested in property. Maybe she has but I’m sure if she would she would’ve mentioned it...? Even my partner and I have a 2 bed flat we rent out and we’re not made of money, it’s just something we wanted to have as a financial move (we also rent but in the city). Agreed with the above that she probably thought she was ‘set’ with Prince Joe. If she can’t even help with moving house there’s no way she’ll buy a house 🙄

Totally off topic but my partner and I got engaged over the holidays ☺ wanted to share with my favourite Tattle fam 💕 (dog lead is hanging off my thumb and as you can tell by the unevenness of my nails, I was well surprised — haha!)
Omg, congrats @Ramster93!!! ❤ I would take your ring over Niomi’s any day 🤣🤣 so happy for you girl!!
 

Callan

Well-known member
"Not an influencer" Niomi:

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"it's this whole question of influencing i think that i struggle with, i think like sometimes i have major freakouts and i'm like why am i doing this because the way i see influencing now and social media content creation for me, sometimes i see it as just selling stuff like, when i'm scrolling through instagram or youtube, i feel like a lot of content is aimed at just like asking followers to buy stuff and like... look at how amazing this product is that that person has definitely never used before and you know they've just been given a fee, like that's where i struggle with it because it's not my intention and it never has been and to be honest it never will be"

Also Niomi:

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No commentary needed. It just speaks for itself. She is utterly delusional about who she is and what she does.

"like"... so well spoken, isn't she? Also a complete walking contradiction.

In that cleaning ad she basically said she has a lot of time on her hands, haha! Yeah because she doesn't do squat.
 

Swipeupyouguys

VIP Member
I think it’s strange how Niomi hasn’t invested in property. Maybe she has but I’m sure if she would she would’ve mentioned it...? Even my partner and I have a 2 bed flat we rent out and we’re not made of money, it’s just something we wanted to have as a financial move (we also rent but in the city). Agreed with the above that she probably thought she was ‘set’ with Prince Joe. If she can’t even help with moving house there’s no way she’ll buy a house 🙄

Totally off topic but my partner and I got engaged over the holidays ☺ wanted to share with my favourite Tattle fam 💕 (dog lead is hanging off my thumb and as you can tell by the unevenness of my nails, I was well surprised — haha!)
Congratulations 💍💍💍 and what a beautiful ring!

I think someone said she does have a property she rents out in Brighton (Sussex?) Somewhere but keeps the money making stuff on the DL. I might be in the minority but i feel she had made more money than Joe, he might have made more in the long run but currently he was the less wealthy one at present. I would be surprised in grandpa Ian hadn't told her to invest along the way, and Granny T to keep it quiet so as not to intimidate potential suitors etc.
 
My gosh is she an absolute bore :sleep::sleep: And a cringeworthy one at that.

First question: how many times is she going to post the same fake ass skincare 'routine'? Her brand literally only has 4 products it's not like you can create several different 'routines' out of it! Yet she already has 2 reels, 1 IGTV and 1 youtube video showing virtually the same thing. Also, the girl owns a skincare 'brand' but she doesn't know that she should be wearing SPF every single day?! She keeps posting these morning skincare routines and none of them include a sunscreen -- no legit skincare expert would ever promote this! Folks please wear SPF, it's literally the single most important thing about your skincare.

Secondly, how many times is she going to post the same yoga stories (where she doesn't hold a single pose for more than one nano second)? And that damn headstand 🤦‍♀️ At this point I think I would rather watch her kiss the camera with her sloppy red lipstick and frumpy animal print dress than to see these bare feet again. At least the former was somewhat entertaining.

Third, I haven't even commented on her mop advert yet but needless to say, it was one of the most cringeworthy ads I've ever seen on her page. Surprised she even accepted it given that she likes to think of herself as such a high-end, "not an influencer" type of it-girl. Really doubt Alexa Chung or Poppy Delevingne would ever be caught posting about a damn mop. Also really doubt bimbob has ever actually cleaned anything herself. Man, she must really be trying to rake in the $$$ right now! Don't even get me started on the fact that she pays Georgia to come to her house during tier 3 and break covid rules in order to take these stupid ass pics. It's infuriating and that alone should have her canceled.

Her caption doesn't even make any sense at ALL. I swear she aligns sentences one after the other but they don't actually form a coherent text? "I thought it would still be nice to share!" -- More like you had a deadline imposed by the brand and had to post within schedule in order to get your paycheck? What kind of blatant hypocrisy is that? "Have you ever seen anyone look so happy to be cleaning on a Sunday morning?" -- Hmm no because the rest of us don't fake clean in front of the camera in order to get paid thousands of pounds? We actually just do our cleaning! And you literally just said the photo was not taken in real time so why are you simultaneously pretending the pictures happened on a Sunday morning (the time you actually posted the pics)? She really thinks we're as dumb and gullible as she is!

Can you believe 6 months ago she was lecturing us about how she’s just “not an influencer”?? She’s now literally become the archetype of the influencer. Worse even, a parody of an influencer! Sponsored by a mop brand and staging pics/videos of herself fake cleaning her apartment, only to post these pics 3 weeks later when we know for a fact she’s not even at her place anymore. How embarrassing.
just read this post and pretty much sums up what i was trying to say in my entry earlier today. clearly i'm not the only one that's so utterly confused by what's happening - i wish she'd address it!!!
 

Callan

Well-known member
I think it’s strange how Niomi hasn’t invested in property. Maybe she has but I’m sure if she would she would’ve mentioned it...? Even my partner and I have a 2 bed flat we rent out and we’re not made of money, it’s just something we wanted to have as a financial move (we also rent but in the city). Agreed with the above that she probably thought she was ‘set’ with Prince Joe. If she can’t even help with moving house there’s no way she’ll buy a house 🙄

Totally off topic but my partner and I got engaged over the holidays ☺ wanted to share with my favourite Tattle fam 💕 (dog lead is hanging off my thumb and as you can tell by the unevenness of my nails, I was well surprised — haha!)
Aww congratulations!!! You're so sweet to share this good news with us! Wishing you both all the best! 😻 😻
 
Congratulations @Ramster93! Wishing you a wonderful future!

I think when she was with Joe she didn't feel as much of a need to accept brand deals, whether consciously or unconsciously. In her mind she thought she was set up for life--they would buy a place together and he would support her lifestyle for the rest of their lives, no matter what happened with her career. She probably knew she could afford to be more selective, which coincided with her desire to be a more 'high-end' influencer (sorry, not-an-influencer). After they broke up she probably panicked and realized that, from there on, she only had her own bank account to rely on. Now she just accepts anything that comes her way. Even brands that are direct competition to her own skincare range (Origins) or brands that completely cheapen her image (cleaning supplies). I don't think she would be as inclined to do this if Joe (or any other guy with a hefty bank account) was still around.
I think now most of her skincare sponsors have withdrawn, so she's trying to highlight that she's still willing to shill products that compete with her brand. She's been posting multiple photos today of #gifted skincare. In my opinion, if she wants to claw those sponsors back, she might need to do better than low-effort photos of the products lying on an unappealing, cheap-looking wooden table.

Her complete lack of style really frustrates me too (imagine the sponsors she could get with her 1m+ followers if she could even just somewhat emulate the trends that are going on at the moment).
Her style ranges from Christian Girl Autumn..
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To straight-up grandma.
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Pundertaker

Active member
I think it’s strange how Niomi hasn’t invested in property. Maybe she has but I’m sure if she would she would’ve mentioned it...? Even my partner and I have a 2 bed flat we rent out and we’re not made of money, it’s just something we wanted to have as a financial move (we also rent but in the city). Agreed with the above that she probably thought she was ‘set’ with Prince Joe. If she can’t even help with moving house there’s no way she’ll buy a house 🙄

Totally off topic but my partner and I got engaged over the holidays ☺ wanted to share with my favourite Tattle fam 💕 (dog lead is hanging off my thumb and as you can tell by the unevenness of my nails, I was well surprised — haha!)
Congratulations! Welcome to wedding planning during Covid. It's crap, but you always feel better when on this thread :LOL:

IIRC Niomi does have property in Brighton. When she and Marcus moved to London, he said he'd bought investment property in Brighton, so perhaps they did it together.
 
I feel like I'm seeing EVERY single influencer of late posting how "unmotivated they are to do anything/can't seem to get any work done" and are basically begging their followers to pat them on the back and say "don't worry about it! You don't need to do anything! Just post ur vapid selfies! *YOU are enough*" Yes, this is a really draining and stressful time (beyond!) but for many/the rest of us, motivation or not, we HAVE to keep going and keep working to literally survive - even if working from home, we still DO the work. We don't get to post to thousands/millions that we're feeling too lazy and cbf and are then excused from doing any work at all. Alsooo what "work" does she even have to do?! At this point all her "work" seems to be is posting on IG about missing "dressing up" and selling mops whilst donning hair that looks like a mop, lol, or poorly applying red lipstick whilst spouting contradicting "ethics" about her questionable "veganism". I just don't get it. Also it's the influencers who are/were constantly breaking the rules that are now saying they're so beat down from lockdown... It makes me so mad & it is so so insulting... and the followers just go along with it :|
Also her pseudo self-care BS. She is legit the IG influencer "yoga is my entire personality" stereotype. :rolleyes:

Congratulations @Ramster93! Wishing you a wonderful future!


I think now most of her skincare sponsors have withdrawn, so she's trying to highlight that she's still willing to shill products that compete with her brand. She's been posting multiple photos today of #gifted skincare. In my opinion, if she wants to claw those sponsors back, she might need to do better than low-effort photos of the products lying on an unappealing, cheap-looking wooden table.

Her complete lack of style really frustrates me too (imagine the sponsors she could get with her 1m+ followers if she could even just somewhat emulate the trends that are going on at the moment).
Her style ranges from Christian Girl Autumn..
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To straight-up grandma.
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"Christian Girl Autumn" made me burst out laughing 😂🙏
 

Swipeupyouguys

VIP Member
Yes she has a great figure for fashion, and she isn't too short but she doesn't seem interested in fashion (fine, but she claims frequently to love fashion) her style isnt timeless, it's very 2015. Maybe she could do a wardrobe revival with what she has and auction off a bag for charity or depop the highstreet stuff for charity? All she seems to wear is yoga two pieces anyway.

Do an insta series of a new outfit everyday with what she already owns to try and provide entertainment??
 

Aneta1993

Member
I read here everyday but I don’t comment as often. My English is not perfect and I don’t wanna annoy anyone with mistakes but I want to comment on niomis looks and I was thinking that she won’t be half as attractive if not for her thick amazing hair! Maybe the Color isn’t great at the moment but her hair give her a lot! Imagine her with very thin, fine hair. Also it makes me jealous that she has a lot of potential to become a great influencer but she just won’t change anything and stays boring
 

eucalyptus

Well-known member
Congratulations @Ramster93! Wishing you a wonderful future!


I think now most of her skincare sponsors have withdrawn, so she's trying to highlight that she's still willing to shill products that compete with her brand. She's been posting multiple photos today of #gifted skincare. In my opinion, if she wants to claw those sponsors back, she might need to do better than low-effort photos of the products lying on an unappealing, cheap-looking wooden table.

Her complete lack of style really frustrates me too (imagine the sponsors she could get with her 1m+ followers if she could even just somewhat emulate the trends that are going on at the moment).
Her style ranges from Christian Girl Autumn..
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To straight-up grandma.
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missmina

Active member
I read here everyday but I don’t comment as often. My English is not perfect and I don’t wanna annoy anyone with mistakes but I want to comment on niomis looks and I was thinking that she won’t be half as attractive if not for her thick amazing hair! Maybe the Color isn’t great at the moment but her hair give her a lot! Imagine her with very thin, fine hair. Also it makes me jealous that she has a lot of potential to become a great influencer but she just won’t change anything and stays boring
My English is not perfect either but who cares! Don't worry about it.

And yup, hair do a lot for the overall image, I can't even imagine her with short hair to begin with.
 

EGuyUK

Well-known member
Anyone seen her post from this morning?

'Drinking more coffee, but doing so little #lockdown2021'

Being paid lots to do almost nothing - infuriating.

Meanwhile the hospitals around here in Sussex are overun, they've declared a state of emergency. She could relay the correct information about not going out, only for essential needs, etc.
 

earlgrey

Well-known member
I can't get over that she said she can't volunteer because of the restrictions, but travelling to and from her parents, drinking with multiple people in her flat, bubbling with multiple people, beauty treatments, getting someone to take a picture of her with a mop, and strolling around shops for pointless takeaway coffee to fuel her day of doing fuck all, is a-ok.
 

saks10111

New member
I can't get over that she said she can't volunteer because of the restrictions, but travelling to and from her parents, drinking with multiple people in her flat, bubbling with multiple people, beauty treatments, getting someone to take a picture of her with a mop, and strolling around shops for pointless takeaway coffee to fuel her day of doing fuck all, is a-ok.
“getting someone to take a picture of her with a mop” hahahaha :ROFLMAO:

but she HELPS so many people you must be wrong!!!
 
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