New Zealand Influencers and Public Figures #7

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Would someone like to do a new recap?
Simone is gearing up to team up with some life insurance company. She also thinks she goes out once a month so she had a clean out of her wardrobe to sell her crap then say she donated the money to Woman’s Refugee but really she kept it to herself and is now going to buy a leaf steamer so she can give her plants a “deep” clean.
 
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Simone says that she only goes out once a month these days and how her life as changed since being a parent, forgetting that Auckland was in lock down for 4 months only a month or so after Asher was born , and PR events have only just been starting up again in the last couple or months.
 
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LFYD recap: Mark is still thrilled to have a camera shoved in his face every 5 minutes - his joy is obvious (no, that's not a grimace).

HMHC recap: Kids sick/ not sick/ sick/ sick. Maria is looking into buying kleenex shares as we speak, and planning her next adventure to New World. Home automation system tells her it's time to move. She doesn't.

Some unknown vlogger uses undies to sell cupcakes - or is it cupcakes to sell undies? Who would know...

Officially Em threatens to do a Brittney on her hair - unless an EMazing follower offers to get her hair did.

Simone thinks she goes out once a month - possibly the same maths she uses to calculate how many followers she can buy per day....

Dunno, someone carry on, losing the will here.....
 
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LFYD recap: Mark is still thrilled to have a camera shoved in his face every 5 minutes - his joy is obvious (no, that's not a grimace).

HMHC recap: Kids sick/ not sick/ sick/ sick. Maria is looking into buying kleenex shares as we speak, and planning her next adventure to New World. Home automation system tells her it's time to move. She doesn't.

Some unknown vlogger uses undies to sell cupcakes - or is it cupcakes to sell undies? Who would know...

Officially Em threatens to do a Brittney on her hair - unless an EMazing follower offers to get her hair did.

Simone thinks she goes out once a month - possibly the same maths she uses to calculate how many followers she can buy per day....

Dunno, someone carry on, losing the will here.....
Influencers crying stereotypical white women tears over a gossip forum they “don’t have to follow” to invoke sympathy from their followers so they can remain on their pedestal avoiding any self-reflection forever more.
 
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Awww kateelieen is doing the whole tag Michael hill in to my story to hint for what I’m assuming is wedding band sponsorship.
Gutted. She’s close to being unfollowed with her constant missing ads and the half arse apology when people point it out.
The hinting for freebies 🤢🤢🤢
 
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I’m quite fond of this recap as it has the Louisa/Ness/Husband bleeping/Murderess Friend photos and briefly mentions others.

It is missing an honourable mention of Skete AKA Christie a failed wedding photographer who likes to recap the tattle thread in her Sunday stickmen.
 
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LFYD recap: Mark is still thrilled to have a camera shoved in his face every 5 minutes - his joy is obvious (no, that's not a grimace).

HMHC recap: Kids sick/ not sick/ sick/ sick. Maria is looking into buying kleenex shares as we speak, and planning her next adventure to New World. Home automation system tells her it's time to move. She doesn't.

Some unknown vlogger uses undies to sell cupcakes - or is it cupcakes to sell undies? Who would know...

Officially Em threatens to do a Brittney on her hair - unless an EMazing follower offers to get her hair did.

Simone thinks she goes out once a month - possibly the same maths she uses to calculate how many followers she can buy per day....

Dunno, someone carry on, losing the will here.....
Danni Duncan doesn't want kids.
 
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I'm surprised she didn't cut the poor boys grapes she treats them like bloody toddlers
My kids sick and just tucked into a packet of chocolate biscuits 🤣
As for what is Simone is peddling after the cry… does she do ads for Brave Face ? If not… watch this space.
 
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