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Also anyone with name suppression going though the courts could land you in hot water speculating who (or naming the right person)
Courtesy of @Effluencer and everyone else who provided them:
Our fav candle scents
The Simone - a "devine" blend of deception, fraud and a hint of Janola. So delish!
The Simone - Crocodile Tears. A scent designed by Simon herself, that definitely hasnt been gifted to her, that she definitely will donate the proceeds to Womens Refuge.
The Ellie - a top shelf, single note scent that simply reeks of privilege. The perfect match for a $600 pair of pajamas.
The Ellie - would smell like KFC, 'Bretts butter overload potatoes' and the toilet she would undoubtedly end up in after eating such things
The Danni - a heady mix of op shops and internalised misogyny. This one will definitely get you in the mood for a slow reverse strip in the bedroom.
The Boujee witch - a unique blend of rancid cream and narcissism. With bottom notes of dog hair and “housemade” caramel
The Tarryn - would smell like gym sweat, paint and the desperation of asking for recommendations on things she wants for free.
The TarrynD - an eclectic mix of cat pee and wall cleaner. Sometimes cats are the best judges of decor
The ReneeS- the fresh scent of nivea mixed with jeunora, clinique, lancome, kiels and so many more, a pot pourri of confusion.
The Elle-herself convenient Keto- a blend of baby formula and bacon with hints of caramel, pineapple and privilege.
The MFM - the scent of "Vanish" mixed with the earthy scent of a tiny garden. If used correctly should induce sleep, or at least another rest.
The EMcult - Sweat and soil from her hard day in the garden, then after notes of the coffee all her loyal cultees paid for with a hint of weed
The Millie Elder Holmes- Boujee Blood. The delicate fragrance of blood soaked AWWA panties to remind you of your divine feminine energy with a hint of oysters reminding you what a bad boujee witch you are.
The Holly May- Mid Life Crisis. The smell of weed infused, cum crusted undies married with the tear drops of her victims.
The LFYD - the aroma of poo finger, with undertones of a festering scalp, rounded off with strong notes of entitlement.
The Kate your fake Mate - 100% natural & absolutely no colour (unless it's beige), candle will be montasori approved so your children can have their own candle resource to play with. Smells like blueberry and quinoa for breakfast, undertones of beachy vibes whilst partner stays home working 12hr days, and strong hints of judgement
Also anyone with name suppression going though the courts could land you in hot water speculating who (or naming the right person)
Courtesy of @Effluencer and everyone else who provided them:
Our fav candle scents
The Simone - a "devine" blend of deception, fraud and a hint of Janola. So delish!
The Simone - Crocodile Tears. A scent designed by Simon herself, that definitely hasnt been gifted to her, that she definitely will donate the proceeds to Womens Refuge.
The Ellie - a top shelf, single note scent that simply reeks of privilege. The perfect match for a $600 pair of pajamas.
The Ellie - would smell like KFC, 'Bretts butter overload potatoes' and the toilet she would undoubtedly end up in after eating such things
The Danni - a heady mix of op shops and internalised misogyny. This one will definitely get you in the mood for a slow reverse strip in the bedroom.
The Boujee witch - a unique blend of rancid cream and narcissism. With bottom notes of dog hair and “housemade” caramel
The Tarryn - would smell like gym sweat, paint and the desperation of asking for recommendations on things she wants for free.
The TarrynD - an eclectic mix of cat pee and wall cleaner. Sometimes cats are the best judges of decor
The ReneeS- the fresh scent of nivea mixed with jeunora, clinique, lancome, kiels and so many more, a pot pourri of confusion.
The Elle-herself convenient Keto- a blend of baby formula and bacon with hints of caramel, pineapple and privilege.
The MFM - the scent of "Vanish" mixed with the earthy scent of a tiny garden. If used correctly should induce sleep, or at least another rest.
The EMcult - Sweat and soil from her hard day in the garden, then after notes of the coffee all her loyal cultees paid for with a hint of weed
The Millie Elder Holmes- Boujee Blood. The delicate fragrance of blood soaked AWWA panties to remind you of your divine feminine energy with a hint of oysters reminding you what a bad boujee witch you are.
The Holly May- Mid Life Crisis. The smell of weed infused, cum crusted undies married with the tear drops of her victims.
The LFYD - the aroma of poo finger, with undertones of a festering scalp, rounded off with strong notes of entitlement.
The Kate your fake Mate - 100% natural & absolutely no colour (unless it's beige), candle will be montasori approved so your children can have their own candle resource to play with. Smells like blueberry and quinoa for breakfast, undertones of beachy vibes whilst partner stays home working 12hr days, and strong hints of judgement
wounder what other fun activities she has planned for the day? Teeth whitening?
Just your underarms alone is around 1k. All places say 10 sessions max so unless she is someone who doesn’t grow a lot of hair anyway (which them why get it done) I can’t see how 5 would have been enough.
