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Nay Nay claimed they sold their old house before it even went on the market, even though we all saw it listed online months ago
Got bitchy on her stories when asked if they’ve ever rented, they’ve ALWAYS bought guys
Jordan said he doesn’t get hay fever in the country side but the new house is on a main road with a bus stop right behind it
Jord & Nay played mum and dad for an hour and filmed Mimi climbing in and out of the dryer
She said yes to the wedding dress and flashed her nips in yet another see through dress on IG stories in the process! She went with the Evans twins mum because we all know she has no family support close by
Threw a garden party for Mimi’s 2nd birthday. Mainly just for the gram and to show off the new house and kitchen work tops to the fellow insta huns
Obvs Nays still just living her best insta hun life going out for food, to the gym, getting her lashes and stennies done whenever she pleases and leaving the kids with the nanny
Nay Nay claimed they sold their old house before it even went on the market, even though we all saw it listed online months ago
Got bitchy on her stories when asked if they’ve ever rented, they’ve ALWAYS bought guys
Jordan said he doesn’t get hay fever in the country side but the new house is on a main road with a bus stop right behind it
Jord & Nay played mum and dad for an hour and filmed Mimi climbing in and out of the dryer
She said yes to the wedding dress and flashed her nips in yet another see through dress on IG stories in the process! She went with the Evans twins mum because we all know she has no family support close by
Threw a garden party for Mimi’s 2nd birthday. Mainly just for the gram and to show off the new house and kitchen work tops to the fellow insta huns
Obvs Nays still just living her best insta hun life going out for food, to the gym, getting her lashes and stennies done whenever she pleases and leaving the kids with the nanny
Best thing that’s happened today!! Thanks!
Congrats @QuirkyFlamingo brilliant thread suggestion!
I made notes on the last thread so it crosses over a little with the above recap but thought I’d include it. Also included some screenshots below to match some of the recap parts.
she got her hair AGAIN. Tattle couldn’t tell the difference AGAIN
nay took the kids to a trampoline park but of course the nanny went too as nay can’t handle the children out alone. She got even more top parent marks when she allowed the children to have slush puppies and sweets before 11am followed up my McDonald’s for lunch. Nay claimed this was a treat but they all have terrible diets, make poor food choices and the kids don’t seem to have ever seen a vegetable in their life. Despite the nanny going with her and being visible in stories nay still claimed it is a struggle to get out of the house with 2 kids and that’s why Mimi’s hair wasn’t brushed or styled that day.
she chose to share a motivational message about cheering on other people, being yourself, being unique and individual while looking like all the other fake insta Hun mums and to “shine like you’ve never shined before”
took the kids to the farm, Mimi was actually allowed out of the buggy this time and of course nay filmed her on the playground, while claiming her heart was in her mouth with fear Mimi would fall and hurt herself…but continued to film it rather than be there to stop any accidents.
nay posted saying her needs weren’t being fulfilled that week - tattle were in uproar. She spent two days with the children, definitely with help from at least the nanny, and still felt she could complain. tattle concurred that as a parent, your child always comes first. Nay gets so much time to herself, that particular week on the Monday she’d spent the entire day in the hairdressers, lunch alone in her car etc and still felt she could complain. Considering both children still have an afternoon nap and are put to bed at 6pm, it was hard for tattle to agree with her.
we got an extra word for vitamins “vittys” they are joining stennies (extensions, jallys (jalapeños), mizzy (Misty/drizzling), Bally’s (Balenciagas of course darling), neggy (negative) vibes 
despite saying her needs weren’t being fulfilled, that same day nay proceeded to go to the gym and shopping 
the next day, nay had a very very well deserved night out because of course she works so hard and her needs aren’t being fulfilled, ever! She made sure her and the girls met up at 5pm just to ensure even more time away from her children, as Jordan wasn’t there either, it was another night being with the nanny. And of course no night out with the other insta Hun mums would be complete unless EVERY SINGLE SECOND was put onto stories 
on the Saturday, the house move was very clearly imminent as Jordan was clearing the garage
in the week after Fran posted the flower girl and page boy biscuits that had been left on their doorstep with a “they say yes by the way” story, tattle had wondered if there was some frostiness between the two families but of course, nay doesn’t read here, so they all met up at the park for the cousins to play. Nay was filming and Rose was looking at her wondering who the hell she was and why she was filming every single second
as per their usual style, an afternoon with the kids was plenty enough, nay and Jordan obviously had to spent the night out away from their children again to go to sheesh with viccy benn and her boxer husband. Of course 5,000 stories were uploaded of every single second, every drink and plate of food, drink cheers boomerangs, boomerangs of their designer bags, endless posing etc. She even managed to not notice that during the recording of the desserts, she captured jordan saying “no matter what I do” and viccy says “you’ll always be compared to him” 
nay uploaded a grid post of the two couples outside sheesh titled the benns and the banjos (clearly forgetting she isn’t actually married to Jordan yet!) the grid post showed nay’s truer figure, tattle agreed she looked great and doesn’t need to edit herself as heavily as she does
on Sunday, nay was hungover and unable to do anything other than lay in bed, Jordan got up with the children and she was texting him from bed to bring her drinks and food
the banjo clan all went out for a belated Father’s Day meal. There was no masks, no social distancing and more than the Covid restrictions allowed for a meal together in a restaurant. Nay storied lots of it again, but tattle noticed that while everyone was chatting or engaged with the kids, nay was just on her phone filming. She even uploaded a grid shot of the kids before they went for the meal, both with dummies in despite her endless claims Cass has given up the dummy
on the Monday nay complained that Mimi had been up all night coughing - yet instead of going to her or even offering her a drink incase her throat was dry, nay didn’t do anything. Tattle also wondered if this again was possibly Covid but it was another instance where no mention or attempts to test was done, more likely because nay would not be willing to isolate as she couldn’t manage the time without going to the gym, getting her lashes done or date night with Jordan/lunch out.
nay went very quiet - tattle predicted the house move was pending as we saw at the end of thread 2 their house was for sale (around mid 40s)
SURPRISE (or not to us tattlers) but the banjos are moving (and both felt the need to start the move news by saying they weren’t pregnant) with a new Instagram home account to beg for freebies! They were savvy enough to ensure the move would be done on the very last day of the stamp duty freeze 
obviously nay couldn’t possibly pack anything so they got a team of movers in the day before to pack everything, all without masks on and all while nay filmed as much of it as possible
as princess nay didn’t have to lift a finger to move house, she very kindly did a q&a for her followers. Obviously it was just to brag and be aggressive in her replies as always. Some of her answers included that the new house was a 6 bed and a stepping stone in the right direction, because they’re so rich of course! She also claimed their house never made it to the market as it sold before it was listed 
LIAR we all saw it on rightmove, originally for sale and then within a day or two SSTC. Tattle never forgets and the screenshot is included below for anybody that would like to see. Some more revelations from the q&a included that her management party are organising her 30th, that they would never move from Essex as their family and friends are there, she even admitted she does have help and support from the banjo family and that ash and Fran are 15 mins away seemingly forgetting all the times she has previously claimed to never have help or support and wishing her parents were closer, that despite her children living on a diet of junk food she wants them to grow vegetables , again she told everyone that they have NEVER rented and ALWAYS bought, she claimed she was a content creator who worked with some huge brands but a tattler reminded us of the time she repeatedly called olaplex opalex even though it’s written on the bottle in her hand Nay ended the q&a very aggressively when someone asked why a family of 4 needed so many bedrooms. I’ve included the screenshot but she basically said they liked the house so they bought it and if it was ok with the person they might have 4 more kids if that was ok and hoped it cleared up the concern about THEIR number of bedrooms
moving day arrived. Cass was feeling anxious so of course he had his dummy in. It was mizzy but nay didn’t need to worry. The army of movers did everything and she even got their cleaner in to clean the house before they handed the keys over.
with the new house came some ads - how wonderful! First up the glorified online market stall that is in the style sent her two dresses that didn’t suit her, were unflattering and she wouldn’t be seen dead in unless she wasn’t desperate for an ITS collection 
plenty of prancing while making sure the ad was very difficult to see. Next up was a mop ad - yes nay who has a cleaner twice a week, showed everyone this mop and gushed how amazing it was while dragging it over a floor that needed hoovering before mopping and seemed very unnatural while trying to demonstrate how it works
Jordan was complaining that nay ordered a takeaway for pickup as they didn’t live close enough for delivery but when he got there he had to wait 30 minutes with all the Uber drivers collecting orders, like some commoner he even had the cheek to say that they don’t do things by halves, moving and organising a wedding - seemingly forgetting they aren’t actually getting married for well over a year and they have had help at every step, an army of movers, a cleaner, a nanny, a wedding production team…
the first morning in the house and nay just couldn’t resist letting everyone know how huge and dirty bi fold doors are but not to panic, she’d already text her window cleaner!
nay had to include a shot of the big driveway and all the cars just to show how rich they are but always wants to claim they’re humble despite bragging at EVERY opportunity. Jordan got a new Audi which he created a reel for and showed a bit more of the house. Later on in the thread tattle noted that the garden didn’t look as big as she claimed and that there was a bus shelter right outside which nay would be demanding the council get removed
a grid post appeared declaring how they were so blessed and so humble and they’d done it all “ourself” to get the bigger house. She was immediately showing the kitchen and saying how the camera didn’t show how massive it was and that they planned to re-do the kitchen and knock through a wall to make the kitchen even bigger
the kids were finally allowed out of the playroom and seemed to be very much enjoying the garden and being outside which led to nay gushing how happy they were with the garden, seemingly forgetting they also had a garden at the previous house
a follower commented on the new house grid post suggesting nay should just be content without showing off and be more like Fran. Nay just couldn’t help herself but reply horribly several times to the person telling them they couldn’t compare the two and they had no idea how hard herself and Jordan worked for the new house. She said if the commenter couldn’t be happy for her then they should get off her page, stop being bitter because happiness starts within. She also uploaded a story saying the same thing (page 26 of the previous thread has screenshots)
nay continued to push how huge their new garden is and how happy she was to see her children playing outside, riding their car…all things they did at the previous house that she has conveniently forgotten about because she’s bragging
tattles worst fears were confirmed - the new house is not in distance of a dominoes. Our thoughts are with dominoes for the steep drop in sales and congrats to the new pizza place supplying that daily pizza for the banjos
Jordan announced he was going onto the BBC’s show “eat well for less”. Tattle was bamboozled at this choice. His family exist on takeaway and junk food and neither he nor nay seem interested in being careful with money, eating healthily or setting good examples for their children. Someone at the bbc clearly plucked his name out of a hat
nay asked her followers for PT recommendations which seemed odd as she has used michael evans who is married to her maid of honour/best friend (evans twin mum) so there was confusion if there had been a falling out as the new house doesn’t seem too far to get to the gym anymore
tattle didn’t need to worry though as the evans twin mum turned up for a play date the next day
in less than a week nay had allowed the children to make the sofas disgustingly filthy so she could get a cleaning company in
nay did a grid post about how clingy and unsettled Mimi was with the new house which showed another instance of Mimi totally not interested in nay, looking away. She said she hadn’t been able to get anything done so she could be there for Mimi instead - but had spent 2.5 hours getting ready, the children went out in the morning, when the sofas were being cleaned she was filming it all and then went out with Jordan in the afternoon so not sure when she actually spent time with Mimi
the weekend rolled round and to cover up yesterdays lack of parenting nay declared it was a mum and dad day kicked off with Mimi in the tumble dryer. Tattle were shocked this was being encouraged as children have died from getting trapped or locked inside and considered it best for Mimi not to be encouraged. They also went to soft play (again no masks in sight )
nay showed off some fruit and veg boxes she’d had delivered from a local farm but a few hours later was claiming she has no time to cook! She also started showing her ready meals so tattle was baffled why she has the fresh food being delivered when she doesn’t cook. The ready meals cost £127 a week, 3 a day just for her. Tattle also agreed they didn’t look that great or very nutritious for the amount they cost and it seemed even more outrageous considering Jordan is going to be on eat well for less!
nay was back to her normal routine however as she moaned about having to deal with the children for an hour before the nanny arrived and she could rush off to the gym with her usual PT after previously asking for recommendations. Normal service has resumed in nay’s world 
a video was uploaded of Cass learning to ride a bike. Nay claimed she had scuffed both her shoes and jeans but it seemed she was mostly filming while the nanny helped Cass and Jordan had a moment helping too
nay had a productive day which included washing her hair, working out, lunch out, eyelashes and tan. So just a normal day in the life of nay basically and completely unrelatable to any other parents
nay did a reel to celebrate finding her dream wedding dress that of course she bought HERSELF! It was another day without a bra which was odd as she’d been trying on wedding dresses all day, after a tan yesterday and wore a revealing white dress to do so
nay managed to take both children to the farm and this time the buggy stayed in the car! she also managed to say that she gets a hand with the children once or twice - completely overlooking the fact she has a full time nanny!! Tattle agreed that being a mum is hard especially with two children but the fact nay repeatedly lies and brags while believing she’s being relatable, open and honest.
nay continued her extremely busy lifestyle by having microwave pancakes and saying she was just so so busy! She even included bathing and brushing the childrenshair on her to do list and saying her days fly by because there isn’t enough hours…while the nanny looks after the children and she was at the gym tattle wanted to know how on earth she found it is difficult when most parents have to fit in a job too and still get everything done
Mimi’s second birthday arrived and it was the perfect opportunity to get all the insta Hun mums round to show off the massive garden. There was a huge dinosaur themed ballon display, bouncy castle and paddling pools while a DJ provided music and a catering company did a bbq. It was all very elaborate and over the top. Mimi had a £390 Gucci dress but wore this for a very short period before wearing a bikini instead
the thread ended on the back of a weekend, nay had gone to the boxing, got back at 2am and was back awake with the children at 6am so obviously she was tired. This as well as being alone with the children meant she said she wasn’t very well and it had been a hard day for her.
Screenshots include the q&a before moving day, the house on rightmove and the bus stop
I made notes on the last thread so it crosses over a little with the above recap but thought I’d include it. Also included some screenshots below to match some of the recap parts.
she got her hair AGAIN. Tattle couldn’t tell the difference AGAIN nay took the kids to a trampoline park but of course the nanny went too as nay can’t handle the children out alone. She got even more top parent marks when she allowed the children to have slush puppies and sweets before 11am followed up my McDonald’s for lunch. Nay claimed this was a treat but they all have terrible diets, make poor food choices and the kids don’t seem to have ever seen a vegetable in their life. Despite the nanny going with her and being visible in stories nay still claimed it is a struggle to get out of the house with 2 kids and that’s why Mimi’s hair wasn’t brushed or styled that day. she chose to share a motivational message about cheering on other people, being yourself, being unique and individual while looking like all the other fake insta Hun mums and to “shine like you’ve never shined before” took the kids to the farm, Mimi was actually allowed out of the buggy this time and of course nay filmed her on the playground, while claiming her heart was in her mouth with fear Mimi would fall and hurt herself…but continued to film it rather than be there to stop any accidents. nay posted saying her needs weren’t being fulfilled that week - tattle were in uproar. She spent two days with the children, definitely with help from at least the nanny, and still felt she could complain. tattle concurred that as a parent, your child always comes first. Nay gets so much time to herself, that particular week on the Monday she’d spent the entire day in the hairdressers, lunch alone in her car etc and still felt she could complain. Considering both children still have an afternoon nap and are put to bed at 6pm, it was hard for tattle to agree with her. we got an extra word for vitamins “vittys” they are joining stennies (extensions, jallys (jalapeños), mizzy (Misty/drizzling), Bally’s (Balenciagas of course darling), neggy (negative) vibes despite saying her needs weren’t being fulfilled, that same day nay proceeded to go to the gym and shopping the next day, nay had a very very well deserved night out because of course she works so hard and her needs aren’t being fulfilled, ever! She made sure her and the girls met up at 5pm just to ensure even more time away from her children, as Jordan wasn’t there either, it was another night being with the nanny. And of course no night out with the other insta Hun mums would be complete unless EVERY SINGLE SECOND was put onto stories on the Saturday, the house move was very clearly imminent as Jordan was clearing the garage in the week after Fran posted the flower girl and page boy biscuits that had been left on their doorstep with a “they say yes by the way” story, tattle had wondered if there was some frostiness between the two families but of course, nay doesn’t read here, so they all met up at the park for the cousins to play. Nay was filming and Rose was looking at her wondering who the hell she was and why she was filming every single second as per their usual style, an afternoon with the kids was plenty enough, nay and Jordan obviously had to spent the night out away from their children again to go to sheesh with viccy benn and her boxer husband. Of course 5,000 stories were uploaded of every single second, every drink and plate of food, drink cheers boomerangs, boomerangs of their designer bags, endless posing etc. She even managed to not notice that during the recording of the desserts, she captured jordan saying “no matter what I do” and viccy says “you’ll always be compared to him” nay uploaded a grid post of the two couples outside sheesh titled the benns and the banjos (clearly forgetting she isn’t actually married to Jordan yet!) the grid post showed nay’s truer figure, tattle agreed she looked great and doesn’t need to edit herself as heavily as she does on Sunday, nay was hungover and unable to do anything other than lay in bed, Jordan got up with the children and she was texting him from bed to bring her drinks and food the banjo clan all went out for a belated Father’s Day meal. There was no masks, no social distancing and more than the Covid restrictions allowed for a meal together in a restaurant. Nay storied lots of it again, but tattle noticed that while everyone was chatting or engaged with the kids, nay was just on her phone filming. She even uploaded a grid shot of the kids before they went for the meal, both with dummies in despite her endless claims Cass has given up the dummy on the Monday nay complained that Mimi had been up all night coughing - yet instead of going to her or even offering her a drink incase her throat was dry, nay didn’t do anything. Tattle also wondered if this again was possibly Covid but it was another instance where no mention or attempts to test was done, more likely because nay would not be willing to isolate as she couldn’t manage the time without going to the gym, getting her lashes done or date night with Jordan/lunch out. nay went very quiet - tattle predicted the house move was pending as we saw at the end of thread 2 their house was for sale (around mid 40s) SURPRISE (or not to us tattlers) but the banjos are moving (and both felt the need to start the move news by saying they weren’t pregnant) with a new Instagram home account to beg for freebies! They were savvy enough to ensure the move would be done on the very last day of the stamp duty freeze obviously nay couldn’t possibly pack anything so they got a team of movers in the day before to pack everything, all without masks on and all while nay filmed as much of it as possible as princess nay didn’t have to lift a finger to move house, she very kindly did a q&a for her followers. Obviously it was just to brag and be aggressive in her replies as always. Some of her answers included that the new house was a 6 bed and a stepping stone in the right direction, because they’re so rich of course! She also claimed their house never made it to the market as it sold before it was listed LIAR we all saw it on rightmove, originally for sale and then within a day or two SSTC. Tattle never forgets and the screenshot is included below for anybody that would like to see. Some more revelations from the q&a included that her management party are organising her 30th, that they would never move from Essex as their family and friends are there, she even admitted she does have help and support from the banjo family and that ash and Fran are 15 mins away seemingly forgetting all the times she has previously claimed to never have help or support and wishing her parents were closer, that despite her children living on a diet of junk food she wants them to grow vegetables , again she told everyone that they have NEVER rented and ALWAYS bought, she claimed she was a content creator who worked with some huge brands but a tattler reminded us of the time she repeatedly called olaplex opalex even though it’s written on the bottle in her hand Nay ended the q&a very aggressively when someone asked why a family of 4 needed so many bedrooms. I’ve included the screenshot but she basically said they liked the house so they bought it and if it was ok with the person they might have 4 more kids if that was ok and hoped it cleared up the concern about THEIR number of bedrooms moving day arrived. Cass was feeling anxious so of course he had his dummy in. It was mizzy but nay didn’t need to worry. The army of movers did everything and she even got their cleaner in to clean the house before they handed the keys over. with the new house came some ads - how wonderful! First up the glorified online market stall that is in the style sent her two dresses that didn’t suit her, were unflattering and she wouldn’t be seen dead in unless she wasn’t desperate for an ITS collection plenty of prancing while making sure the ad was very difficult to see. Next up was a mop ad - yes nay who has a cleaner twice a week, showed everyone this mop and gushed how amazing it was while dragging it over a floor that needed hoovering before mopping and seemed very unnatural while trying to demonstrate how it works Jordan was complaining that nay ordered a takeaway for pickup as they didn’t live close enough for delivery but when he got there he had to wait 30 minutes with all the Uber drivers collecting orders, like some commoner he even had the cheek to say that they don’t do things by halves, moving and organising a wedding - seemingly forgetting they aren’t actually getting married for well over a year and they have had help at every step, an army of movers, a cleaner, a nanny, a wedding production team… the first morning in the house and nay just couldn’t resist letting everyone know how huge and dirty bi fold doors are but not to panic, she’d already text her window cleaner! nay had to include a shot of the big driveway and all the cars just to show how rich they are but always wants to claim they’re humble despite bragging at EVERY opportunity. Jordan got a new Audi which he created a reel for and showed a bit more of the house. Later on in the thread tattle noted that the garden didn’t look as big as she claimed and that there was a bus shelter right outside which nay would be demanding the council get removed a grid post appeared declaring how they were so blessed and so humble and they’d done it all “ourself” to get the bigger house. She was immediately showing the kitchen and saying how the camera didn’t show how massive it was and that they planned to re-do the kitchen and knock through a wall to make the kitchen even bigger the kids were finally allowed out of the playroom and seemed to be very much enjoying the garden and being outside which led to nay gushing how happy they were with the garden, seemingly forgetting they also had a garden at the previous house a follower commented on the new house grid post suggesting nay should just be content without showing off and be more like Fran. Nay just couldn’t help herself but reply horribly several times to the person telling them they couldn’t compare the two and they had no idea how hard herself and Jordan worked for the new house. She said if the commenter couldn’t be happy for her then they should get off her page, stop being bitter because happiness starts within. She also uploaded a story saying the same thing (page 26 of the previous thread has screenshots) nay continued to push how huge their new garden is and how happy she was to see her children playing outside, riding their car…all things they did at the previous house that she has conveniently forgotten about because she’s bragging tattles worst fears were confirmed - the new house is not in distance of a dominoes. Our thoughts are with dominoes for the steep drop in sales and congrats to the new pizza place supplying that daily pizza for the banjos Jordan announced he was going onto the BBC’s show “eat well for less”. Tattle was bamboozled at this choice. His family exist on takeaway and junk food and neither he nor nay seem interested in being careful with money, eating healthily or setting good examples for their children. Someone at the bbc clearly plucked his name out of a hat nay asked her followers for PT recommendations which seemed odd as she has used michael evans who is married to her maid of honour/best friend (evans twin mum) so there was confusion if there had been a falling out as the new house doesn’t seem too far to get to the gym anymore tattle didn’t need to worry though as the evans twin mum turned up for a play date the next day in less than a week nay had allowed the children to make the sofas disgustingly filthy so she could get a cleaning company in nay did a grid post about how clingy and unsettled Mimi was with the new house which showed another instance of Mimi totally not interested in nay, looking away. She said she hadn’t been able to get anything done so she could be there for Mimi instead - but had spent 2.5 hours getting ready, the children went out in the morning, when the sofas were being cleaned she was filming it all and then went out with Jordan in the afternoon so not sure when she actually spent time with Mimi the weekend rolled round and to cover up yesterdays lack of parenting nay declared it was a mum and dad day kicked off with Mimi in the tumble dryer. Tattle were shocked this was being encouraged as children have died from getting trapped or locked inside and considered it best for Mimi not to be encouraged. They also went to soft play (again no masks in sight ) nay showed off some fruit and veg boxes she’d had delivered from a local farm but a few hours later was claiming she has no time to cook! She also started showing her ready meals so tattle was baffled why she has the fresh food being delivered when she doesn’t cook. The ready meals cost £127 a week, 3 a day just for her. Tattle also agreed they didn’t look that great or very nutritious for the amount they cost and it seemed even more outrageous considering Jordan is going to be on eat well for less! nay was back to her normal routine however as she moaned about having to deal with the children for an hour before the nanny arrived and she could rush off to the gym with her usual PT after previously asking for recommendations. Normal service has resumed in nay’s world a video was uploaded of Cass learning to ride a bike. Nay claimed she had scuffed both her shoes and jeans but it seemed she was mostly filming while the nanny helped Cass and Jordan had a moment helping too nay had a productive day which included washing her hair, working out, lunch out, eyelashes and tan. So just a normal day in the life of nay basically and completely unrelatable to any other parents nay did a reel to celebrate finding her dream wedding dress that of course she bought HERSELF! It was another day without a bra which was odd as she’d been trying on wedding dresses all day, after a tan yesterday and wore a revealing white dress to do so nay managed to take both children to the farm and this time the buggy stayed in the car! she also managed to say that she gets a hand with the children once or twice - completely overlooking the fact she has a full time nanny!! Tattle agreed that being a mum is hard especially with two children but the fact nay repeatedly lies and brags while believing she’s being relatable, open and honest. nay continued her extremely busy lifestyle by having microwave pancakes and saying she was just so so busy! She even included bathing and brushing the childrenshair on her to do list and saying her days fly by because there isn’t enough hours…while the nanny looks after the children and she was at the gym tattle wanted to know how on earth she found it is difficult when most parents have to fit in a job too and still get everything done Mimi’s second birthday arrived and it was the perfect opportunity to get all the insta Hun mums round to show off the massive garden. There was a huge dinosaur themed ballon display, bouncy castle and paddling pools while a DJ provided music and a catering company did a bbq. It was all very elaborate and over the top. Mimi had a £390 Gucci dress but wore this for a very short period before wearing a bikini instead the thread ended on the back of a weekend, nay had gone to the boxing, got back at 2am and was back awake with the children at 6am so obviously she was tired. This as well as being alone with the children meant she said she wasn’t very well and it had been a hard day for her.Screenshots include the q&a before moving day, the house on rightmove
and the bus stop
That's one hell of a recap 
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xWow!!!! You’ve done your homework lol x
Congrats @QuirkyFlamingo brilliant thread suggestion!
I made notes on the last thread so it crosses over a little with the above recap but thought I’d include it. Also included some screenshots below to match some of the recap parts.
Screenshots include the q&a before moving day, the house on rightmove
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spot on!New thread huns! Pozzy vibes only here please
. She’ll have recorded it all, probably not a moment where one if the children didn’t have a phone shoved in their face - maybe has been reading here and trying a new method…. Upload later so she looks like she lives in the moment huns x
Brace yourself Tattlers - 30000000 stories coming up today of their day out. Shall we play iMoan bingo
My guesses are Nips, pizza, eye bleeping and a sneaky shot of the nanny!
My guesses are Nips, pizza, eye bleeping and a sneaky shot of the nanny!
We wait with baited breath for the endless photos and videos of her kids ignoring her
Don’t forget one of the children falling over / hurting themselves / being distressed while she stands and films them…
And either one or both kids with a dummy by lunch time because they’re cranky from waking up at 5am after their 5pm bedtime
Is that Vicki Benn really holding TWO hot coffees above her child's head...... give me strength
Never fails to amaze me, spends a day with the kids and then back to the same old bs
She can’t even look after the two she has!!!!!!
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Shock horror she’s somewhere other than lakeside
Surely it would be easier to go to Lakeside to grab what you need? Rather than go all the way to East London? Then she wouldn't be able to whinge about how busy she is
Trying her best to make nay want another baby???
Lord give me bleeping strength!!!!
Surprised she didn’t squeeze in gym this morning!!!!
Lord give me bleeping strength!!!!
Surprised she didn’t squeeze in gym this morning!!!!
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