Thank you
@keytotruth for the new thread! Number 11
I’m not sure if the previous has been locked though by the looks of it. Can you add this next thread and request admin to close it?
Well done
@xLJ03x on the winning thread title
Thread recap:
Started the last thread on the cusp of the banjo wedding…that nobody was interested in so no ok magazine deal for nay
In the run up to the wedding nay was claiming to be mega stressed and due to an extremely hot forecast, she was complaining about suppliers dropping out although we never discovered what they were missing on their day (and it looked pretty perfect)
They were gifted some tacky watches and a necklace for nay. There was some discussion about whether the roley’s were even real, the company didn’t even care enough to set the correct date and time for the bride and groom
The day before the wedding nay was at a spa which was close to ashridge house
@Rebby123 was certain the wedding venue would be AH
More discussion about the lack of time with the children (an ever current topic here) especially as we already knew they would be honeymooning 10-14 days without them. It seemed the entire school summer holiday had been spent on a hen/stag/wedding preparations and not with the children especially with Mimi about to start PREP SCHOOL (in capital letters as I imagine nay pronounces it loudly when telling people
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The wedding day arrived (from page 8). There is a lot of screenshots and discussion but basically they looked stunning. The dress was not as tattlers had thought, but a glittery number that cost a fortune obviously. Although nay and Jordan couldn’t even stay off Instagram for their own wedding, it looked like an incredible day and they both looked very happy
Surprisingly nay showed a lot of the businesses they had used for the wedding and confirmed they had paid for everything themselves!
They got married on 14/08/2022 and were off on honeymoon without the children on the 16th. While tattlers agreed they could honeymoon without the children, as they hadn’t spent any time with the children all summer, it was a shame they had chosen to go away for such an extended length of time during the summer holidays when they could afford to go during term time when they’d miss less of the children. They went to South Africa for a safari but continued to share every moment on their stories. So much for all the honeymoon sex
Nay’s media kit was found where it described her as a full time hands on mummy
There was a lot of discussion surrounding the wedding and the lack of sharing anything from the day from Victoria benn (bridesmaid) and Ashley (best man and brother of Jordan). Victoria had posted everything to do with the dress fittings, both hens etc in the run up to the wedding. On the day of the wedding Conor was posting about having fun in London. There has still be absolute silence from Victoria to do with the wedding. She hasn’t shared anything or re shared anything that nay has posted but has been sharing photos of her son and Conor
Ashley has also remained completely silent on the wedding. He posted about the stag and has since been incredibly active posting about diversity’s new studio. Considering Jordan is his brother, a grid post congratulating him on his wedding day wouldn’t go a miss.
Tattle were absolutely delighted that while nay was posting on stories about seeing Ellie’s (elephants) and a whole damn lion! That talisa and danielle took Cass and Mimi to legoland!!! There was no mention of the children by nay until the very end of their honeymoon. Jordan did share a photo here or there of the children, but nay is still to share any photos of the children on their wedding day
On 22nd august nay and Jordan arrived in the Seychelles for the next part of their honeymoon. Obviously she put a q&a box up as there was no honeymoon sex going on
as usual the q&a revealed a lot. Nay claimed her and Jordan hadn’t been away together in 2.5 years (absolute rubbish and tattlers came up with many occasions this wasn’t true!!) and that THEY worked hard for their life. She also claimed it was nuts when someone asked if Victoria had been at the wedding and she doesn’t share everything
It was revealed in the press that jordan was going to be on all stars I’m a celebrity that would be filmed in South Africa. Tattle called it that nay would go too just to be away from the children. As soon as they were on their way home from honeymoon nay went into overdrive about missing the children, looking forward to being back with them and enjoying the last few weeks of the summer holidays, they in fact had one week with the children before they started school
Both nay and jordy baby did q&as. Nay was her usual defensive and aggressive self and it seems jordan has taken her stance on replying to the very people who follow them in a rude way (screenshots below)
Tattle were shocked but not surprised that twice in one day nay uploaded stories of the children, both times saying she had “turn round to see them like this”. Both times were in areas that as a parent you wouldn’t really want to have your back to your children (screenshots also below)
Jordan had 2 weeks off kiss to film what tattle expected was I’m a celebrity all stars in South Africa. For this time, nay was incredibly silent. She posted two stories in the two weeks, one of which was the children outside (which could have been anyone taking it!) She claimed to be getting back to normal life but had nothing to show despite showing every second of honeymoon
Once Jordan was home nay resumed her stories. Although not much, there was shots inside the house and her with the children which made it seem even more possible she could have been in SA with Jordan after all. Tattle await with baited breath for airing of the show
Nay decided that as it was half term she’d spend an entire day away from the children getting her hair done. Meanwhile jordan appeared on loose men - he joked about not being allowed on boys nights out. He’d have to spend a week trying to butter nay up with date nights, takeaway and being nice so he’d be “allowed”. He said his stag do was a free pass because it was his stag. He spoke about compromising in a relationship but that they do what nay wants.
Nay and Jordan spent an entire day and evening out without the children - normal behaviour resumes. They then spent Sunday under a duvet instead of doing any half term activities for the children or going to a pumpkin patch. Base childrens wear posted about Cass and Mimi at a pumpkin patch in their clothing but it is very hard to work out if nay was there or not, or whether it was the nanny that had taken them
Nay listed lots of items for sale on vinted including a lot of gifted items - this is despite regular claims she donates everything
Dog update - There has been no sightings or mention of either guard dog in months. Turns out Rocco was looking for a new home in July and Mishka in September. The fat chihuahua has been shown however.
Screenshots to tie in with the recap
