Many thanks to @Bash a Troll for our wonderfully succinct, new thread title.
To sum up: Same crap, different day. Someone put a can of paint on the deck. Someone opened it, didn't close it, Mark spills paint all over the deck. Cue the hilarity of watching a grown man not knowing what to do. It is March and we are only just now getting Hometimes from late January when they took down their Xmas decs. We have found out they have now 4 Xmas trees and decide to put one out in the backyard. Queen of contradiction Nadia admits the yard looks like something out of Steptoe and Son, but came up with the Xmas tree outdoors idea.
They are very busy, don't you know? That is why the lives are few and far between these days, what with Mark doing whatever it is he does and Nadia getting pissed with her friends. We see they managed to paint the spare room... well Dina did. For all we know Chi Chi might be dead and they are saving it for a very special Hometime broadcast.
To sum up: Same crap, different day. Someone put a can of paint on the deck. Someone opened it, didn't close it, Mark spills paint all over the deck. Cue the hilarity of watching a grown man not knowing what to do. It is March and we are only just now getting Hometimes from late January when they took down their Xmas decs. We have found out they have now 4 Xmas trees and decide to put one out in the backyard. Queen of contradiction Nadia admits the yard looks like something out of Steptoe and Son, but came up with the Xmas tree outdoors idea.
They are very busy, don't you know? That is why the lives are few and far between these days, what with Mark doing whatever it is he does and Nadia getting pissed with her friends. We see they managed to paint the spare room... well Dina did. For all we know Chi Chi might be dead and they are saving it for a very special Hometime broadcast.
she’s just said bring your dog to meet me at the youmove stand. I have never understood why people take their dogs to crufts unless they are showing them. You don’t take your dog there to be trod on by hoards of people. 
who cares!??
I came home the other afternoon & saw the clip about her not washing & thought I would give a thread suggestion a go
