Nadia sawalha #27 Cornwall tapes, Co-vid rule breaks, Trip is a folly, What a wally?

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Ugh they did a whole piece on Loose Woman of Nadia naked in the angel wings and she kept doing her Kim voice while they were talking about it .....ugh!!!! So desperate. Why are they showing that at lunch time
I think they are trying to say 'she ain't going anywhere'. They'll put up with anything from that nasty toe rag.
 
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Eeugh I can't watch them but reading bitterntwisted excellent summaries make me aware that they are still spreading their misery,moaning,boring,ill informed,one sided,short sighted, tasteless, unfunny,covid obsessed,self obsessed,health obsessed, hypocritical,braindead bullshit to anyone brave enough to view. Surely no one needs this joysucking groundhog Day crap in their lives at a time when we are all struggling. As for that ridiculous woman and her claim to be a body guru by getting pissed, getting her dirty ,pervy,sexstarved hubby to take gross, unflattering, soft porn photos of her mocking a working mother who has the discipline to maintain a great figure...... give me strength!!!! What a pile of bullcrap!!! Makes my blood boil. Stupid, vacuous cow. Oh I managed to see a clip of them on the Irish chat show last week promoting the bullshit booklet....my gosh the sad sap hubby had huge black eye bags and was doing that ridiculous sniffing,mouth twitching and face tics that he did on the LW zoom! Could hardly look at the camera.. NOT a problem he suffers from on his daily ramblings/vlogs.
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:coffee:Monday Coffee Moaning. Let's see if this day's episode isn't as taxing as yesterday's shall we? (I'm not betting on it.) Just under 1000 watching.

Loads of chattering. Mark complains of the ASMR quality that Nads is bringing to the live. She is eating toast with peanut butter, he tells her to go somewhere else with it. Nads leaves to go get "her favourite peanut butter in the whole world" Manilife double roast. Talk about shave Mark's head. (Weren't you supposed to have done that a couple of days ago? :unsure: For the vlog, remember that thing?) Mark complains of an itchy knee. Nads says she has done something terrible to her knee, "I can't even kneel on it." Oh here we go..Mark has something he wants to say before we go on. It's about a comment that came out after the No Shame Sunday Show. Avril Butcher asked for a birthday song as she is/was 76, leaves loads of comments but never seem to be seen, I keep trying. Nads says "Oh Avril!" Nads sings. No she doesn't she wants to apologize first, comments flying up so fast. (They do.) Now singing. Photobox have discontinued the version of card they make (EU issue) so they have to change the style of care they send out now. Another apology regarding the NSSS, Mark fucked up his editing. Nads went from plastering chocolate on a cookie sheet to finished cake. "He was mortified!" Editing chat. Question: Would you prefer me to edit the whole NSSS or do a separate clip? Nads leaves to get the cake. The cake was cut wonky.

Write down Sue Thorpe's B-day. Chat about Captain Tom's COVID. He was in Barbados at Xmas. (Well he is 100) People refusing to go on ventilators in ICU. Skye Elise is recuperating. Claire Ross Reade's B-day. Questions: Can we or will we be normal by summer. Nads is optimistic. They say they/we will be staycationing. John Campbell variant talk. 16 flights a day to and from LA to UK. Chat about Maddie and her long COVID. Nads asks once again if anyone has any remedies for the lack of taste and smell. (chunters to self "take her to an ENT person already" 🀬) Nads ponders about the possibility of losing her taste and smell. Mark goes into Gogglebox Nutty mode. "Oh my God, what if that happens?" Mark:"Let's not worry about something that hasn't happened yet." "It's happened to Maddie." Talk about the rest of them having the antibodies. :rolleyes: Nads asking if anyone knows if Maddie had it then will they have the antibodies. Someone mentions having it and not being able to breathe through their nose now. Talk about Mark not being able to breath through his nose for yoga. Nads:"That's not good." Mark:"I put it down to the idea that most of the hair that is growing in my body is in my nostrils." (Interesting theory...NOT!) "But I don't know, it's not for sure." Guiness and a vindaloo is a suggestion. Nads:"She can bite into a whole onion and not taste it at all. Everything tastes of chemicals and she can smell the worst smells, like farts." Deborah suggests he might have a polyp up his nose. (DOES ANYONE IN THIS CHAT EVER TELL THEM TO GET TO THE DOCTOR, JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST!) "What is a polyp?" ask Mark. (A POLYP IS A GROWTH DUMB DUMB!) Nads :"They are little things." (how descriptive) Long haul COVID symptoms chat. Melanie came back from a dog walk in Crystal Palace. M&N in unison "Was it packed?"

More COVID chat. Nads calls the variant a "clever fucker." "It's like a living thing with a brain." o_O (Stay in school kids.) "It freaks me out." UFO mothership seen in LA. (why is that not surprising?) Mark goes on about aliens being in corporeal forms. Nads:"Corporeal, what a lovely word, what does it mean?" DEEP THOUGHTS WITH....NADIA SAWALHA. πŸ€ͺ Mark: "Why do we assume that? What if an alien is unseeable?" πŸ‘½ Nads blames Emma for the alian chat, "We were having a good news day today." Sanjay says that aliens are likely to be microbes. Mark makes a film suggestion, if you want to scare the tit out of yourself "Life." Chatters asking what happened to the Joe Swash cooking yesterday. Nads got a test from him yesterday, "Nads is there any way we can do this thing tomorrah, only Stacey had me go here, there. So it might be tonight, unless Joe gets himself into a pickle again. TUESDAY IS WHEN MARK COOKS. He will be doning something and flipping a pancake. Nads:"What's that song Starship Trooper?" Random. Question: Would you go abroad this year if you could? Vast majority say NOOOOOO. Nads says we will have to forget about Cornwall this summer. "How about Yorkshire?" The Dig, getting good reviews. ( I saw this and I will say it would have been a good film, if not for that stupid romantic subplot.) "The Lakes, the Lakes, oh the Lakes, was that the one where the couple had the baaybee?" Mark:"They are talking about the Lakes..to visit." πŸ˜† "Oh! I thought it was a drama, I've always wanted to go ever, ever. Mark is lukewarm about going there." (He can't handle it oop North!) Mark mentions traffic there. Yorkshire Dales. Mark feels the Lakes are more traficky, tourist trap than Cornwall. Isle of Skye. Nads thinks Nicola is going to be strict about visiting Scotland. Nads does an impression of Nicola. M:"Nicola Sturgeon is the type of headmistress I really wouldn't want to be put outside her office." Tells us about being sent to the office for throwing a brick at someone in the schoolyard :eek: Proceeds to show how the headmaster did nuggies on his head. Nads:"What a strange thing to do?' Mark:"It really hurt." (I think that's the point of nuggies)

Nads wants to go to the Isle of Wight, but Mark doesn't; it's all because it reminds him of his Nan. Mark:"Is Blackgang Chine still there?" Talks about getting different coloured sand in a sand thing. Nads: "I want to go to Dorset. Mark is very, very fussy. He doesn't like change and he always hates it when I try and book a holiday and when we get there 'Oh I'm really glad you've done." Mark says its not true. Nads talks about him being a workaholic. Mark says he is more of an explorer, outback places. Nads says she would love to go to an outback place. (what she means is probably Outback Steakhouse) Wales. Talk of camper van around the country, but Mark says that is a lot of driving for only 1 person. Nads says what are you talking about? You drive one day, stay another. (spoken like a true non-driver) Swanage chat. Norfolk, Mark says its a bit flat. :rolleyes: Hold on to your hats kids, cuz a fight's about to start. Mark:" I love flat, but you don't." Nads:"MAAARRK! YOU SAID NORFOLK IS TOO FLAT!" Mark loves flat because its... CINEMATIC. Nads says she loved Norfolk when she went, she wants to go back. Mark:"Why does you always want to throw wedges between us?" Nads:"Wedges?" "I'm trying to get them to tell you off." Mark:"I don't want to be told off on a Monday morning? I've got enough going on this week without you getting people to tell me off." DISS. "Don't diss me." (ha. ha. Dad joke) Scotland chat. Talk of a house swap with Kaye and Ian. (Kaye immediately makes herself unavailable for the forseeable.) "We would want to see them." says Mark. Nads: "yeah but if they want a holiday.." Mark suggests a wife swap with Frank Lampard. Mark suggests camping next to Crystal Palace Park. This is Nads :rolleyes: "Yeah, have some more fumes. We have been here all year breathing fumes." (yeah some emitting from your own orifices)

Mark asks about problems ordering Ventolin inhalers (I had that problem at the beginning of the pandemic) Nads:"We got to go soon, because I have Loose Women." SO GUYS LOTS OF ..Nads changes the course of Mark's chatter. Nads announcing the songs. Karen asks about content on the main channel, been quiet. After the Cornwall vlogs, they will up things in February, so lucky us. :confused: HIT THE THUMBS UP GUYS! Nads sang to Sue Thorpe twice now. Chat about upcoming vlogs. They didn't want to film themselves just mooching around. (hasn't stopped you before) KEEP READY, KEEP FRESH :oops: COOK ALONG TOMORROW NIGHT. LOTS OF LOVE GUYS, SUBSCRIBE. Nads: AND LOOSE WOMEN TODAY HALF PAST 12, ITV, SEE YOU THERE! (I can hear some of you now saying, "So I will be watching Steph's Packed Lunch then." :ROFLMAO:) HIT THE THUMBS UP IF YOU HAVEN'T, HIT THE SUBSCRIBE IF YOU HAVEN'T! SUBSCRIBE, SUBSCRIBE, SUBSCRIBE BYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEE. I need an Advil πŸ€• now.
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yeah. comepting with steph's packed lunch by showing nadia's lunchbox. urghh what are they doing.

I said the wings were bought in........it's all a very contrived media strategy..... if charlene is a serious journalist is she really going to satiated talking about this self-promoting crap like it is an event. Both her and emma willis are really good choices as anchors. Now the show needs to up the level the dross panellists whose stupid views they are there to corral.
On the nick abbot and Carol mcgiffin pod cast : Carol said all the producers and behind the scenes staff are millennials and one of the people she works with ( Nadia?)’s children always tell them they can’t say this or that. I think that’s why Loosewomen’s lost its humour.
I loved it when the line up included jackie brambles,Jane McDonald and Coleen
 
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Charlene White must be wondering what she’s signed up to. She said to Nadia, β€˜Please tell me those wings are from your kids’ Nativity and you didn’t randomly have them in the house’. Nadia admitted she’d bought them specially showing just how self obsessed and contrived she is. Cue fixed smiles all round on the panel ...
Who else was on the panel and having to talk about that rubbish. I am unable to watch when she is on.
 
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On the nick abbot and Carol mcgiffin pod cast : Carol said all the producers and behind the scenes staff are millennials and one of the people she works with ( Nadia?)’s children always tell them they can’t say this or that. I think that’s why Loosewomen’s lost its humour.
I loved it when the line up included jackie brambles,Jane McDonald and Coleen
Nadia tags them in on some of her posts on instagram and they do look a very young team at Loose Women. It's one of the reasons I think it is pointless complaining to anyone at Loose Women and complaints need to go higher up the chain.
 
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Who else was on the panel and having to talk about that rubbish. I am unable to watch when she is on.
It was Frankie, Jane, Nadia and Charlene, some of Jane's expressions when nadia was talking was "not again", and looked away and she didnt really want to chat to Nadia. I think they are all fed up with Nadia
 
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i thought she would have bought those wings in from amazon - next day delivery!
just watched a few clips of LW on YT - she is so false today - trying to come across as though she is interested in everyone & pushing out her friendship with Jane
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also when she talked about her sex scene with a very famous actor on a table full of fish -
 
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The half naked posts in insta are gruesome. I feel she does nothing for empowerment. What's empowering about 'copying', tongue in cheek or not. As for LW, they really are scraping the barrel for content since the restrictions. The programme needs to finish or at least reduce its frequency or duration. This type of content is mind numbing. Talk about dumbing down. πŸ™„
 
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Any clue as to the next thread!??..I'm sure there are a few brilliant ones waiting in the wings!:)
 
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Any clue as to the next thread!??..I'm sure there are a few brilliant ones waiting in the wings!:)
There are well over 25 votes for Bumfluff’s suggestion if you scroll back to yesterday (see page 51 or 50)

She's rough, a scruff, in the buff & overshares about her muff. :D
Please disregard my last message. I meant to say Kais93’s suggestion above has over 25 votes. Sorry for any confusion!
 
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Eeugh I can't watch them but reading bitterntwisted excellent summaries make me aware that they are still spreading their misery,moaning,boring,ill informed,one sided,short sighted, tasteless, unfunny,covid obsessed,self obsessed,health obsessed, hypocritical,braindead bullshit to anyone brave enough to view. Surely no one needs this joysucking groundhog Day crap in their lives at a time when we are all struggling. As for that ridiculous woman and her claim to be a body guru by getting pissed, getting her dirty ,pervy,sexstarved hubby to take gross, unflattering, soft porn photos of her mocking a working mother who has the discipline to maintain a great figure...... give me strength!!!! What a pile of bullcrap!!! Makes my blood boil. Stupid, vacuous cow. Oh I managed to see a clip of them on the Irish chat show last week promoting the bullshit booklet....my gosh the sad sap hubby had huge black eye bags and was doing that ridiculous sniffing,mouth twitching and face tics that he did on the LW zoom! Could hardly look at the camera.. NOT a problem he suffers from on his daily ramblings/vlogs.
''Joysucking Groundhog Day'' Omg this made me roar, too funny, and sums up their coffee bore fest.
 
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Hope no-one minds but I am going to start a new thread using Kais93 suggestion which has got the most votes.

She's rough, a scruff, in the buff & overshares about her muff


I need help with the summary for the first post. I am really not good at summarising what's been happening:ROFLMAO:

Link to new thread:

 
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