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Oh yeah there’s a bunch of fantasists on Tattle as well. There’s someone on here claiming to be a doctor and it’s a blatant lie.
 
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Yes, that's her.

She has reinvented herself a few times but that's her latest. She tried her hand at covid threads for a while and as usual was worse than anyone else, and being rushed into A&E or whatever, while merrily updating her buslings.
Well she didn't call them that because she was trying to pretend to be someone else. Single mother with a teenager or something like that.

She was called out on it, I think she had threads deleted but kept reappearing like a Jack in the box.
I thought Seafour was 5 years left too, same overblown prose, same tit about the useless medical staff, only now she’s in Switzerland and her husband has divorced her and married her best mate. She updates every so often with another dramatic decline in her health.

Munchausens by internet, these bullshitters make me sick.
 
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I thought Seafour was 5 years left too, same overblown prose, same tit about the useless medical staff, only now she’s in Switzerland and her husband has divorced her and married her best mate. She updates every so often with another dramatic decline in her health.

Munchausens by internet, these bullshitters make me sick.
Yes, she is so recognisable, no matter what names or details she tries to change.

On the covid threads she kept coming back saying plaintively but I did have it, I can prove it and so on.
 
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Just had a quick skim read through the ‘gravely ill husband’ thread and JFC. I bet she’s one of those people who you go ‘alright?’ to when you see her in the street, and instead of nodding and carrying on, she stops to talk for an hour and half about herself, and the minute you try and change the subject, she leaves without ever asking about how you are. I bet her mates hide when they see her coming.

ETA: that’s if real. The daughter has twins so it might be bullshit.
 
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Just had a quick skim read through the ‘gravely ill husband’ thread and JFC. I bet she’s one of those people who you go ‘alright?’ to when you see her in the street, and instead of nodding and carrying on, she stops to talk for an hour and half about herself, and the minute you try and change the subject, she leaves without ever asking about how you are. I bet her mates hide when they see her coming.
I think a lot of these types don’t have mates, that’s why they live in a fantasy world on forums.

(not saying this is everyone without mates, I know it’s hard to make friends in adulthood)
 
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Exactly.

And sometimes it's so ridiculous 'my dd had her bff over and they had a row and the bff's ddad was annoyed and he brought along his ddog and the ddog bit my dd.'

I need to lie down in my dbed after writing that. 🤣
With apologies to @ChastityDingle may I propose a thread title:
My DD’s BFF’s DDad’s DDog bit my DD’s leg, AIBU to lie down in my Dbed?
 
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We've had rescue dogs. One was 17 months old and we were his third home. He clearly had some sort of behaviour problem. We had another rescue. He was hard work in the beginning. Hated any form of sudden noise. He didn't like Staffies either. He died earlier this year . Whilst the first months were hard, he did turn into a lovely dog.
Yeah I am one of those posters that gets pissed off about the cavapoo/jackapoo/springador puppy posters. I have no inclination to get involved these days though. It’s laughable that any breed would die out through those idiots not buying from the backyard breeders.
 
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Hahaha this thread is a really good one

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“If you think that it is worth the calories, fine.”

“Oh wow. I did not realise I could order two or more sandwich things. Always burger and fries and generally only when travelling. Ponders future visits...” (WTAF???)

“Ive no idea how you could even consume all that in one sitting! Sounds truly revolting. Did you not feel physically ill after?”

“Sometimes I will taste my food, think no I won’t enjoy that and bin it because it’s a waste of calories.
Dh thinks I’m mad.
But I know I can eat something nicer later on.”

“I think I’d vom after all that. Probably just form the salt.”
 
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I got lovely rescue dog when he was 6 months. Had him 19 years and didn’t have one day of trouble. Best dog I ever had.

maccies… I would have had a 20 nugget share box to
 
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I always get a meal and an extra cheeseburger at maccies. Sometimes an apple pie too 😂 MN would hate me!
 
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I posted something the other day on MN and didn't get blasted. I was quite surprised. Some people on there normally get quite irate about not very much.
 
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I came on here to post about the maccies thread 🤣 Didn’t take them long to come up with the usual goods
It’s driven me to bloody cheese and crackers in bed!
 
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What’s the deal with the poster who appears to have a magic charity shop? I’m not sure I believe that she’s stumbling across all these amazing and expensive brands, all barely worn, for 2 quid at the chazzer.
We all know there’s no magic charity shop. She’s either buying the stuff full price or getting if off eBay, for a lot more than £2. Even the smallest charity shop recognise designer labels these days. Little old ladies pricing Chanel dresses for 50p don’t exist anymore.
 
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My nephew is autistic, he has a job, friends and a social life. he’s amazing and caring and probably far nicer than some of their offspring. Shock horror!
Being autistic myself with an autistic DS I don't venture much onto MN but I can recommend the specialist Neurodiversity threads though, they're much nicer. I can state, honestly that employment is really difficult to obtain and maintain when one* is autistic, hence why myself and DH sit on our Borough's Autism Partnership and Carers' Board.

*poncy
 
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I have, as a man with children, been on both Netmums and MumsNet and am happy to confirm how vile most of the people on there are.
 
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