Mumsnet #51 I can guess what dress size you are from your comments alone
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I managed to read most of it during the night before it was deleted - insomnia does have it advantages.
It was hilarious. Posters saying he had a food fetish and was w*nking over/with it. Baked bean sauce soiling was mentioned.
One wrote that they hoped he wasn’t using spaghetti hoops because he’d have to have a very small penis!
I think you've just given us the next thread title whilst opening the new thread !!
And a link to the very hilarious advent calendar
app.myadvent.net
Credit to @Kikini Bamalam
Mumsnet Christmas Spectacular
Kikini Bamalam has created an advent calendar for you! Happy holidays! :)
app.myadvent.net
Credit to @Kikini Bamalam
Ahh I’ve just asked for the advent calendar to be added to my opening comment so it’s pinned to the top of the thread. Not sure if that’s allowed but worth a try
I’ve just had a skim through MN after not looking at it for a while and my god, so many troll threads and batshittery.
Like this one?
DH pushes to the front of the queue every time we go shopping and won't stop doing it. 23 replies
ThePearlBear · Today 19:45
Every damn time!
DH is close to 7' tall and built like a rugby player which in his mind gives him the god-given right to push to the front of a queue, and if anyone protests he tells them to do something about it and refuses to leave until he has paid for our shopping.
It is embarrassing and completely unnecessary but he treats it like a joke.
I think we've found the outing hobby.
“Think op is either in labour or had baby because she has normally posted by now . If so , hope all has gone well op x“
How so gullible
How so gullible
Yes! How can they keep straight faces and ban people for troll hunting while allowing this arrant bullshit to stand. Just astonishing.
Now, Mumsnet sepsis jokes aside, and I don't want to bring the thread down. But this one is for my amazing, funny, mad as a box of frogs and full of life best friend and fellow mnet pisstaker who died way too young very suddenly on Wednesday from what they believe was heart failure due to sepsis. I've plodded on for a few days feeling utterly lost but had to say something here cos, you know, sepsis. It's tit. So here's to you Shaz. Every mad inch of you and the last 40 years of having you by my side.
Oh god, @sistersofpercy - how bloody awful. I'm so sorry.
I’m reporting @Kikini Bamalam to 101 because I actually like most of those dresses
I think you need a stiff drink....
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Thank you. Moral is I guess, life is short. Wear the bleeping awful dress.
Girl I’ve had fourI think you need a stiff drink....
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Thank you. Moral is I guess, life is short. Wear the bleeping awful dress.
there’s only two on there that I hate.
I‘m so sorry.Now, Mumsnet sepsis jokes aside, and I don't want to bring the thread down. But this one is for my amazing, funny, mad as a box of frogs and full of life best friend and fellow mnet pisstaker who died way too young very suddenly on Wednesday from what they believe was heart failure due to sepsis. I've plodded on for a few days feeling utterly lost but had to say something here cos, you know, sepsis. It's tit. So here's to you Shaz. Every mad inch of you and the last 40 years of having you by my side.
Haven’t been on the MN threads for a while and this advent calendar has absolutely finished me off! DNHSAnd a link to the very hilarious advent calendar
Mumsnet Christmas Spectacular
Kikini Bamalam has created an advent calendar for you! Happy holidays! :)
Credit to @Kikini Bamalam
So sorry to both @bread-pitt and @sistersofpercy for your losses. It's absolutely awful any time of year but for some reason always feels extra cruel this near Christmas. I hope you're both surrounded by love and support
Im so sorry, I didn’t see this when I wrote my message. Feel like a dick now. I’m really sorry for your loss, and we’re all here for you with unmumsnetty hugs and all.Now, Mumsnet sepsis jokes aside, and I don't want to bring the thread down. But this one is for my amazing, funny, mad as a box of frogs and full of life best friend and fellow mnet pisstaker who died way too young very suddenly on Wednesday from what they believe was heart failure due to sepsis. I've plodded on for a few days feeling utterly lost but had to say something here cos, you know, sepsis. It's tit. So here's to you Shaz. Every mad inch of you and the last 40 years of having you by my side.
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