MummyJuggler

[Monkeybrains]

I think for me the thing that irritates is that she never once recognises how privileged she is. Not everyone can go to a £8/9 exercise class 4 x per week, weekly personally trainer, fitness coach rob swaine likely £100/month minimum. She doesn’t work a 9-5, can just build a gym in her home, she has the luxury of time and cash! I absolutely do not begrudge that, but don’t make out ‘if I can do it you can’ - because it’s much harder if you don’t have that privilege!

 

[Patrickthewonderdog]

Thread gone v quiet as she’s all PT ing now and not much else! Just wanted to say how absolutely dreadful her new hair extensions look - they’re so bad! Her hair was really nice before and really suited her, now it’s like some footballers wife from 2005, it’s far too long and looks so chavvy, and also you can clearly see where her normal hair is as she has kind of like a helmet of her real hair. I hope she didn’t pay much for it

Also I was shocked at how much processed food she had in her shop last week when she showed it. Show me you know FUCK ALL about nutrition - they barely cover it on a PT course and just losing weight yourself does not make you an expert.

 

[Missymoo92]

Bloody hell, the gazing at herself into the camera, looking away then looking back at herself has been even more insufferable recently!
Constantly flicking her hair back and pulling her leggings up
She such a narcissist

 

[Monkeybrains]

Recommending a calorie deficit whilst marathon training is beyond irresponsible advice and shows how little she actually knows. Dangerous advice big time (and ive ran multiple marathons!)

 

[TheGreatestShowman]

These two in Ibiza is giving Eddie & Patsy vibes from Absolutely Fabulous…..

 

[Patrickthewonderdog]

Charging £240 a month for 3 months for remote coaching, for someone who has literally only just qualified?! Is she having a fucking laugh?! Just because she’s lost loads of weight, her experience and expertise will be so limited as a newly qualified pt. They learn fuck all on pt courses these days, monkeys could pass them. What a rip off! (I’ve worked in fitness since 2002, courses used to be so much harder!)

 

[SunsetGazebo]

It’s been asked for loads on the mum and mic thread…. So I’ve made it so

 

[Patrickthewonderdog]

Exactly!! She seems to have a lot of interest from her instagram but whether they all turn into actual paying clients is another matter… it’s an awful lot of money!

 

[MissTeddy]

I think those bikinis that show your whole bum are just a no-go for anyone over the age of 25.
that said I wouldn't really want my daughter wearing one - i might sound super old fashioned but they are just vulgar!!! Not classy at all.

 

[Patrickthewonderdog]

No way - she didn’t just get her London marathon number tattooed on that’s literally the lamest (and most hideous) tattoo I have ever seen… how completely embarrassing. Most people who run marathons don't find their first one very easy, I’ve run tonnes of them and also hated PE at school. However I don’t even know what the race number was, it’s so irrelevant. Hahaha.

 

[Missymoo92]

Other than being thin, what actually is she?!

A narcissist twat?

P.S. - hurrah for finally having a thread for me it's the eye fucking, hair tucking behind the ears constantly and adjusting her leggings every 2 fucking seconds in her stories

 

[Patrickthewonderdog]

@Monkeybrains 100% this. I’ve also run lots of marathons and ultras and am a running coach (a proper certified one, not just a self-proclaimed one!) and I have NEVER in over 20 years of running seen that recommended. Some people are calling her out in the comments and she’s doing the whole ‘you do you, I’ll do me’ standard reply
Also she says she’ll run faster and less pressure on her joints if she loses 7lbs - 7lbs at her size is neither here nor there. It won’t make one bit of difference to her speed - she’s on the slower side anyway, so I don’t know why you’d starve yourself to run 4.55 instead of 5.00 for example?! Pointless, and like you said, shows she knows nothing.
she shouldn’t be advising anyone about running at all as she clearly doesn’t know anything about it.

 

[Patrickthewonderdog]

It’s a massive upgrade from a new build in Leighton buzzard! Sonning / Henley is soooo expensive and it’s a beautiful house - business must be booming!

 

[RubyTuesday39]

Another free holiday, with her family this time. I expect her husband will be looking after the kids whilst she runs, eats avocados and poses in front of the mirror

 

[Monkeybrains]

Bloody hell that tattoo is giving serious aushwitz vibes! Vile!

 

[Patrickthewonderdog]

There is a LOT of vanity going on with her standing in a tiny bikini showing us her ‘flaws’

 

[Hammy33]

Always always panning camera down to show her tummy - she is appalling. How does she not realise how she comes across?!! It’s laughable. She’s not all that either…. Well done on weight loss but give up on the eye-fucking. Please.

 

[babybell]

And what a surprise, she couldn’t finish her 20 miles at the weekend. I hope that this makes her reflect on her nutrition, and the advice she’s putting out.

 

[MissTeddy]

She looked like she was living a very single life off to Ibiza in her tiny bikinis !

 

[Hammy33]

And now she’s booked another trip - for some gym thing. She’s going to be insufferable. Truly think she promotes disordered eating. That bikini looked dreadful on her. Such a try-hard narcissistic melt.