We’ve all put on a few pounds over lockdown but you’re right no one here is a midden. In fact I find the people on this thread to be very well educated, professionals. Anyway there is no one more a midden than Meldrum herself!!! She hardly showers, spends the whole day in dirty workout clothes not to mention the fact she’s a messy cow.I've got to be honest I've put a few pounds on with lockdown. I dispute being a midden though.