Guyyyyyyyyys
I'm sinking here!
The new Hobbit has just done his " 90 MINUTE Reveal" by streaking through the main street of the villaaaaaaaaage!
I'm afraid he's turning out to be a totally feral, wild child
It all started when I tried to get him to sit quietly crafting with a lovely new book I bought him from Amazon.......he fired it across " the snug", followed by his #kindly gifted Oxotot fork shouting " I'M THE DADDY".
Then we had a chat about "traditional" Hobbit wear, well I do currently have vouchers for both Hoben and Houles. He point blank refused to wear any of it ! Apparently he's a free spirit that choses what he wears, or not as the nudey 10k from our grounds to the village proved. Maybe we could set him up with a gym membership ?
Definite Olympic potential there
So I'm so, so sorry to say that unless someone can make any suggestions down below I'm afraid I have no option but to return him to the farm or even The Hobbit Man ........
This is making me so, so stressed that I can't even grasp my so, so tiny positive pants to pull them up over my toned tum and bum.........oh hang on maybe I just need to size down