Mrs Meldrum #32 We Love The Alps Don't We LEE. Love Boden, Joules & Ski As Its Free For Me

[montydonfc]

They’re going to need to get security for when they arrive back in the villlaaaaaage. Once the locals hear they went out on a piste basher they’ll be the envy of all their friends.

I’d rather ride along in the bleeping bin lorry around my street, that would be more scintillating. If that’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, she needs to take a long hard look at the life she’s living.

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Bell end has found the other teenagers, he’s such a twit

He’s a bleeping clown.

 

[tinkertailorsoldierspy]

#33 Basic but clean, they're not selling this. If I were Neilson, I'd be pretty piste.

 

[Bumblebee]

Let’s face it one of the best things about skiing is the Apres ski! And you can’t enjoy that fully with children with you.

 

[Ruby’s mum]

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Bell end has found the other teenagers, he’s such a twit

Anyone else want to shove a brick in his gob when he does that stupid open mouthed grin? Why do some men (it’s mostly men) think it’s funny to do that? And it’s always the really loud annoying ‘life and soul of the party’ head types who do it. Utter twit!

 

[asedgyasawedgy]

#33 Mrs Meldrum‘s looking tired cause the ski holiday has been dire but don’t worry folks they’ve found somewhere super quiet to go retire.

 

[Catwoman]

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Bell end has found the other teenagers, he’s such a twit

What an actual uncle knobhead

 

[asedgyasawedgy]

#33 Mrs Meldrum is Piste with the second rate Neilson Holiday gift but she’s made a belter fake happy vlog and hopes to come home to a #gifted dog.

 

[montydonfc]

Let’s face it one of the best things about skiing is the Apres ski! And you can’t enjoy that fully with children with you.

I couldn’t enjoy anything with Pat being within a ten mile radius never mind the kids being with you.

 

[Yoko]

Why oh why does a woman in her 20’s dress like a woman in her 50’s?! Honestly the newest flog she looks as old as her mother! The dull curly hair with the ridiculous headbands seriously needs to go.

 

[Jade33]

Are we back to the loooooong spaced out posts again??

I skip past! Can't read comments like a list, I need sentences!

Forgive my naivety but is a piste basher just a giant bleeping snowplow? or am I being a cocunt now It reminds me of the time Homer Simpson went rogue and became “Mr Plow” lol.

Ah that's it! It was a bit of work experience ready for when it all goes tits up and one of them needs to get a real job!

 

[Sheepie]

Nice to see SJ staying with her small child....while her husband entertains the two eldest. I think that’s what you do when you have small children. Not dump them every, single day. Poor Poppy

She demonstrates putting her children first! You know like most parents

 

[Jade33]

Oh I thought Meld had replied with the rolls eyes emoji and it was the original poster that then replied you are reported ..as in to CMA or ASA?

Thats the way I read it too!

 

[Socks94]

#33 Reb’s piste off without her usual ramming, and Lee still fails to put the #AD in

 

[montydonfc]

Awww their lovely treat to the girlies for the start of the Easter Break was for another AD. They are just parent goals these two.

#33 off piste bashin’ what’s with Reb’s hair fashion? Basic & Clean we’re living the dream!

 

Awww their lovely treat to the girlies for the start of the Easter Break was for another AD. They are just parent goals these two.

#33 off piste bashin’ what’s with Reb’s hair fashion? Basic & Clean we’re living the dream!

Not forgetting...... "Well Meld you've been up all night with Poppy and I'm sooooooo well rested I'm off for my ramming. Get her up and prepare the girlies for my return. The show MUST go on!!"
#Mummy and Me

 

[Bittersweetsymphony]

If that’s apres ski you can keep it not my idea of fun dancing about some decking in the snow but each to their own. What a day though a ride on Mr Plow now off to the apres ski equivalent of a rave without the big fish little fish cardboard box. It’s all bleeping glamour living their best lives.

 

[anony mouse]

New thread.

#33 Mrs Meldrum Basic but clean, they're not selling this. If I were Neilson, I'd be pretty piste.

Thread title by @Bittersweetsymphony Carry on taking the piste....

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