There will be one I reckon. It won’t showcase the lodge well actually sorry 6 bedroom 7 bath with a pub attached house to its full glory. There will be the “team” sat round the huge square dining table with the hired help, sorry best buddies in the kitchen cooking and washing up, a trip to the wildlife park with some coffee shop date music playing whilst little coco pops chicken nugget popalicuous broken baby feral wild child sweet p Poppy hangs out the window without a hat on attempting to stroke the polar bears and Pat will be laugh incessantly in the background. Then it will be the girls in the hot tub having a hot tub party and Pat will be watching the big legend Safiyah and Go Florrie! Jumping in and out and it will be the best time of their best lives and then Pat and his mate will be at the pub attached to the house with Pat bugging the tits off the locals as he shows us all round the pub “have a look at this bad boy!” then it will get wild as once the boys are back from the pub and have had their g&t between them it will get really crazy when the free turmeric face masks come out and they ponder how their lives have changed since kids and Reb will realise hers hasn’t changed all that much as the children don’t tend to hinder anything she wishes to do. Well then see the Loch they went to and them heading home in the car with a chat about how they are going to have their sirloin when they get home and Pat will try and make an inappropriate joke about having his steak rare and something else well done and he’ll laugh his wee socks off while Reb scowls at him then it will just cut off and that’s the vlog guys thanks for watching byyeeee!Would anyone have expected a vlog about the lodge last week? I just wondered why it wasn't up? Had they left the place in a shambles like rumours of a gifted stay from before. ?
Just let the hubby know I had my comment deleted! He deals with real news as he calls it-politics is his jam? anyway he said there is actually another journalist looking into all this flogging from floggers and she is going to run a piece on it in the Sunday title hopefully. He works at a Scottish title so it is mostly focusing on Scottish floggers and guess what Mrs Meldrum is already on the list & they have content on her. Watch out Mrs M the investigative journalist is already on to you ?Its not even a rude comment!! she ain’t a journalist so why have the perks of one? My husband hates “floggers” as he calls them. Not sure her mooching about is the same as his 1st in English literature, then a journalism degree, over 15 years in a very hard demanding industry for not much money ?? yet she gets press tickets?? WTF!
Preparing to be block in 3...2...1
Congratulations Lee Meldrum winner of the £75 next voucher and Mrs K Cannon winner of the Mr Kipling comp ?
Sets herself up for a “paid partnership” with Canesten ?Omg why is she wearing the same gym gear 8 hours after her workout.
I’m highly concerned that she’s going to breed herself a nasty case of thrush in those pants.
Nobody’s going to buy thrush pants Reb! This is not good marketing!
He probably just needs a boden jumper xGuinea pig man is poorly.... Hope his beasties haven't given him something ?
A night away with the husband, no kids, a £150 hotel room.....She's looking for suggestions on what to do in St Andrews... I dare someone to point her in the direction of the Bobbi Brown store for an eyebrow lesson