Mrs Meldrum #160 Get a grip

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Binny is firmly in her granny/farming era. Extending her chins by baking and scoffing sourdough bread and putting her sore hands direct into dirt to look after her seedlings.

They've just recently got some chick's, so the inconveniences will now be ignored even more than they normally are.
 

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Her sofas actually look so comfy does anyone know where she got them from 🤣
 
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I think some shop local to her- She ordered some and they were uncomfortable or something- I can't remember but I think there was a whole "thing" about sofas!
 
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There is no way on earth mrs meldrum will enjoy keeping chickens. She will enjoy the aesthetic and ramping up her ‘country girl loving the home life’ image. But the actual caring will fall to Lee so hope that’s his thing! He’s never struck me as a dog lover so can’t see chickens being up his street at all.
 
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There is no way on earth mrs meldrum will enjoy keeping chickens. She will enjoy the aesthetic and ramping up her ‘country girl loving the home life’ image. But the actual caring will fall to Lee so hope that’s his thing! He’s never struck me as a dog lover so can’t see chickens being up his street at all.
We had chickens a while back. They really do need a lot of looking after. Cleaning out all of the poop from the coop is not a fun job! As with everything, it won't last. We know what she's like!
 
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Just watched her OOTD story on IG - how tragic does she look! I see she is back to straight hair - embracing her curls lasted all of 1 week! What a sad little life Binny!
 
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There is no way on earth mrs meldrum will enjoy keeping chickens. She will enjoy the aesthetic and ramping up her ‘country girl loving the home life’ image. But the actual caring will fall to Lee so hope that’s his thing! He’s never struck me as a dog lover so can’t see chickens being up his street at all.
Country girl? She’s a middle aged old frump who lives in a housing estate
 
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Imagine being asked the question - “what did you do today?” And replies including - helping someone in need of medical assistance, busy waiting tables, teaching, finishing a report, driving a bus, setting up my camera to take a photo of me in my greenhouse pretending to water some plants. I pity her, if I woke up in 20 years and had lived her life (yes she goes abroad but she doesn’t experience it) I’d be very sad.

Edited to add: happiest because she’s in her own.
 

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Having coffee with other lazy witches who have zero prospects, contribute nothing to society and would be fucked if their husband left them. Happy Monday!
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I saw wee Lee outside Aldi Westhill yesterday getting in to his Tessssslllllaaaa. It’s a 22 plate. I thought they had personalised reg plates?
 
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Think they've just got the 1 private reg plate. So Leesa doing the shopping after a day at work whilst lazy bones is at home eye bleeping herself in the camera pissing around in the garden

WHAT A MUG
 
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We had chickens… and then got rats. Honestly it was a nightmare. I can’t wait to hear all her dramas! Especially wet muddy Scotland. Chickens in the winter are zero fun!!!
 
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