Mrs Meldrum #129 Holiday No.3, No Balloons For P, Incoming Divorce Decree From Lee

[Hairyetta]

Thread title credit to @Uddlemupped

Thought we'd better make mamma mooch a new thread before we get told off by the mods

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Great thread title but lee will never divorce her. He’s a total brainless drip of a man, a doormat and she’s got him completely whipped.

 

[Uddlemupped]

First thread title!
Thanks everyone!

Meldrum Update:

• Currently on holiday No.3 staying in grandads newly renovated “cottage”
• Tattle is convinced it’ll appear on Air BnB and this is leading upto an AD
• No sign of the horse
• She’s still a teeny tiny boring witch who hates her kids

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Where is Grandads house??

 

[Chunkeylaydee]

Where is Grandads house??

Yorkshire, maybe saltburn?

 

[JustAnotherUserName]

Where is Grandads house??

Marske by the sea, on the old high street path down to the beach. It won’t end up on air b&b, it’s not really used up here. As I said in the last thread, there’s 2 holiday homes round the corner from his house that are on Rightmove and are constantly vacant

 

[Cheska18]

Bet she’s bloody LIVID!! Shame ;-)

 

[Clare]

Bet she’s bloody LIVID!! Shame ;-)

She was well warned on here about taking on a second hand Discovery

 

[Zoewilliams9217]

Bet she’s bloody LIVID!! Shame ;-)

this is bleeping hilarious ….
I said this when they got that car and sold the s max … discos are forever in the garage. Always have to go to specialists not just your bog standard ones and always have to have parts shipped from europe which right now is a bleeping pain at the best of times.
shame they are bleeping idiots and wanted the “statement” car that’s never on their drive way instead of the reliable ford that could actually fit their whole family oh what a shame. Lee I thought you would have some sort of sense but I bet this was like the house all over again, lee would have wanted to sell the disco and keep the s max but pissy knickers who doesn’t drive further than the school run would have stomped her feet

She was well warned on here about taking on a second hand Discovery

even new they are bleeping awful (from experience) we gave up and went for a VW Caravelle , never steered us wrong!

 

[Ohflogoff]

Bet she’s bloody LIVID!! Shame ;-)

Limp mode… is that the car or Pat?

 

[JustAnotherUserName]

Shall I offer her a lift?

 

[Notenoughgin]

Ha ha ha! Yep. My parents disco was in the garage more than on the drive. I test drove a new one at the end of last year and although it was nice I just had this nag. We went for a Tesla in the end as our family car. I bought myself a new mini clubman too. All paid for out of my own pocket no begging or pay to be my exclusive friend needed!

 

[InstaLurk]

She was well warned on here about taking on a second hand Discovery

Cute little starter discovery

 

[Eglo]

Ha ha ha
KARMA

 

[xxx123]

All that money she apparently saved by not buying from small businesses is now being spent on the car yes I’m still pissed about her comment about how we basically rip people off

All that money she saved by not buying from small businesses is now being spent on the car yes I’m still pissed about her comment about how we basically rip people off

Suppose she will have a moan about how the much the garage charges them too….

 

[GhostHoward]

this is bleeping hilarious ….
I said this when they got that car and sold the s max … discos are forever in the garage. Always have to go to specialists not just your bog standard ones and always have to have parts shipped from europe which right now is a bleeping pain at the best of times.
shame they are bleeping idiots and wanted the “statement” car that’s never on their drive way instead of the reliable ford that could actually fit their whole family oh what a shame. Lee I thought you would have some sort of sense but I bet this was like the house all over again, lee would have wanted to sell the disco and keep the s max but pissy knickers who doesn’t drive further than the school run would have stomped her feet



even new they are bleeping awful (from experience) we gave up and went for a VW Caravelle , never steered us wrong!

I think Lee will have wet his little knickers over the discovery. Finally he can pretend he belongs at the country club (so long as he doesn’t put his little pasty leggy on show with that chav tattoo.)

 

[LennyBriscoe]

First thread title!
Thanks everyone!

Meldrum Update:

• Currently on holiday No.3 staying in grandads newly renovated “cottage”
• Tattle is convinced it’ll appear on Air BnB and this is leading upto an AD
• No sign of the horse
• She’s still a teeny tiny boring witch who hates her kids

* Begs suffered a horrendous hangover so isn’t drinking until blah blah blah

* Poppy got the most uninspired birthday presents accompanied by a ridiculously boring story about blah blah blah

* The building site of dreams is coming on great guns!

* Tony is not to be ridden, it’s sole purpose is 3 minutes of meditation every now and again

* Mama Mooch needed a new pair of trainers as she has such a high impact lifestyle. Jazzercise is *tough*

* Couple of photoshop fails - she gave herself clown feet one day and just yesterday managed to make the pier tip onto it’s side

* Begs is unable to recognise a cloud when she sees one

 

[GhostHoward]

Did she make him pick them all up because the garage was preferable to a green by the river, or did she lie about being “stranded”?

Watch those lemon tops, Beggy….might have to go up a size of buttery soft leggings.
Hope the girls also got an ice cream and you didn’t leave them with their dad whilst you got one.

 

[kirst06]

Karma

 

[Tartanlass]

So. The car needs the garage. Do you
A) whinge and make a fuss
B) make the most of time and get dropped off at a park or river nearby and enjoy the weather.


Everything is a drama. Things go wrong but they don’t ruin holidays. Soem of our best times have been last minute changes to plans.