Mrs Meldrum #105 choccy migraine, girls are a pain, chins up you’re back in the Ad game

[Zoewilliams9217]

Had to shorten it to fit ....

Mrs Meldrum #105 chocolate migraine, girls are a pain, chins up Beggy you’re back in the Ad game.

Congrats @MrsDimSum 66 likes

As your were bastards...
@BettyCrocker could you give us a cracking Lee inspired recap?? I’m sure we all need a damn good laugh this Monday morning

 

[Ohflogoff]

I’ll give a recap in one word.

Unlucky.

 

[Tedward39]

S has done a 5k today..oh wait, she got left at home with her maths & English. After their night together, prince saw beggy, oops sorry I mean mummy, is not so teeny tiny any more and is training her!

 

[Ballstowall]

S has done a 5k today!

S is probably at home alone or been punted to granny Cannons, me-time comes first remember!

 

[Jayne82]

So she’s done a ‘cheeky’ 5k. Where’s her eldest? Probably been dumped on grandparents. What happened to spending quality one on one time with Safiyah? Surely she should be at home ‘homeschooling’ her, but no,now the 2 littlest inconvenience’s are back in school it will all be me me me time.

 

[Tedward39]

So she’s done a ‘cheeky’ 5k. Where’s her eldest? Probably been dumped on grandparents. What happened to spending quality one on one time with Safiyah? Surely she should be at home ‘homeschooling’ her, but no,now the 2 littlest inconvenience’s are back in school it will all be me me me time.

I am sure social services have a protocol entry for 'cheeky' leaving your children alone. 'Cheeky' 5k, 'cheeky' ride in a lift referencing the KKK, 'cheeky' yoga session and 'cheeky' lockdown in bedrooms for 'me time'! She lives the life our Beggy, she really does.

 

[AllyBallyBee123]

Haha knew she wouldn't last a second homeschooling S! Me time comes first. Mum goals indeed...

 

[Pinklady567]

She’s definitely binned off safiya somewhere!! Dick

 

[MrsDimSum]

Had to shorten it to fit ....

Mrs Meldrum #105 chocolate migraine, girls are a pain, chins up Beggy you’re back in the Ad game.

Congrats @MrsDimSum 66 likes

As your were bastards...
@BettyCrocker could you give us a cracking Lee inspired recap?? I’m sure we all need a damn good laugh this Monday morning

Wow! Thanks you fabulous bunch of bastards! I can’t believe I managed so many votes when there’s only 15 overweight jealous bastards in here, a bit like the time I thought there was 5,783,154 calories in a packet of prawn crackers.

I’m just back from hanging out with my new racist chums at Tesco lamenting about how unlucky I was.

Now home to guzzle a vat full of velvetised hot chocolate, these chins aren’t going to grown themselves!!

 

[Shell777]

Kids dropped at 9am and she went out according to her tracker at 910 bloody unbelievable

Now tagging Cadbury again
Poor safiayah must be left to get on with her schooling herself
She’s so bloody selfish

 

[AllyBallyBee123]

So she has now confirmed she has made an 'arrangement' with another mum for more or less unofficial childcare to allow her to have some me time. Well this seems entirely within the rules

 

[Ballstowall]

Silver lining is at least S is getting to spend some time with a friend and isn't stuck with her miserable loveless mother all day whilst her sisters are in school settings.

 

[BettyCrocker]

So she has now confirmed she has made an 'arrangement' with another mum for more or less unofficial childcare to allow her to have some me time. Well this seems entirely within the rules

What on Earth is she playing at? She’s such an ignorant bleep. Sorry but I honestly cannot stand this woman.

she’s so bleeping desperate constantly tagging Cadbury on a daily basis- gagging for some free Easter eggs are we you selfish stingy cow?

good job you aren’t sensitive about how much weight you’ve put on....

 

[Tedward39]

So she has now confirmed she has made an 'arrangement' with another mum for more or less unofficial childcare to allow her to have some me time. Well this seems entirely within the rules

Her 'story' is utter bullshit! Who is having S who is NOT in a bubble with the sneaky, conniving witch?

 

[AllyBallyBee123]

What on Earth is she playing at? She’s such an ignorant bleep. Sorry but I honestly cannot stand this woman.

she’s so bleeping desperate constantly tagging Cadbury on a daily basis- gagging for some free Easter eggs are we you selfish stingy cow?

good job you aren’t sensitive about how much weight you’ve put on....

So much for enjoying her 1 to 1 time with S eh! Who is she trying to kid? She'll be buzzing today - a full day to herself knocking back the hot chocolates, scrolling tattle and caressing her one true love- Bertie boy aka The Beast.

 

[BettyCrocker]

The stupid twit was on tattle just after 9am....

bleeping PARENT YOUR CHILD YOU USELESS SELFISH BASTARD

 

[Shell777]

She is breaking covid rules and needs reported

 

[Hellofresh]

Silver lining is at least S is getting to spend some time with a friend and isn't stuck with her miserable loveless mother all day whilst her sisters are in school settings.

She bubbles with her parents every day, that’s why she has so much me time, nothing wrong with this WHEN Lee’s away just be honest but she shouldn’t be bubbling up with anyone elsethis puts everyone at risk.

 

[TheGreatestShowman]

She only said a few days ago how she was looking forward to some one on one time with S !!!
I’m not certain what the guidelines are in Scotland but that kind of childcare arrangement would not be legal in the UK - my husband is a police officer and spends a vast amount of time enforcing Covid rules at the moment !!!!

 

[MrsDimSum]

Has she nicked someone’s trainer bra? Wtf did I just watch?