Mrs Hinch #708 CC3 No photo shoot for free, just terrible shots by layabout Jaymeeee

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Mrs Hinch #708 CC3 No photo shoot for free - just terrible shots by layabout Jaymeeee

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Quick recap, as she's not worth even that!
* Sopha is apparently still preggers and almost ready to drop CC#3 💶 👶
* She's been out with externally joblesshh, thick as pig tit, monotone fright mask hubby 👃 👀 Jaymeee, buying more unsustainable, unnecessary shite from Home Bargs/Bell Ends & Mingers (B&M) to deck the crem out for Eashhhtaah in early February 🤪
* More filtered eye bleeping, plastering herself in full make up (not Iconickk mind!)
* Many very obvious bulk pre-records with dreadful, stilted voice overs (like she's put false teeth in the wrong way around!)
* The Robot Twinz are still identically dressed in vile attire & look miserable.
YAWWWWN 🥱 💤
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Mrs Hinch #708 CC3 No photo shoot for free - just terrible shots by layabout Jaymeeee

Congrats to our @The Green Triangle on our new winning thread title!

*The Wiki is the pink button at the top.
*Thread #500 is a MUST read.

*Please keep thread suggestions short & swear free & clearly mark Thread Suggestion*

Previous thread:

Quick recap, as she's not worth even that!
* Sopha is apparently still preggers and almost ready to drop CC#3 💶 👶
* She's been out with externally joblesshh, thick as pig tit, monotone fright mask hubby 👃 👀 Jaymeee, buying more unsustainable, unnecessary shite from Home Bargs/Bell Ends & Mingers (B&M) to deck the crem out for Eashhhtaah in early February 🤪
* More filtered eye bleeping, plastering herself in full make up (not Iconickk mind!)
* Many very obvious bulk pre-records with dreadful, stilted voice overs (like she's put false teeth in the wrong way around!)
* The Robot Twinz are still identically dressed in vile attire & look miserable.
YAWWWWN 🥱 💤
ILYD🪽
Excellent recap,, I'm fank you, MagicRoundabout ILYMR (I love you MagicRoundabout)
 
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Oooh - a fred title - I'm fank you. I fink I moight get in contact wiv Jaymee and arrange me a crap photo shoot with a cheap Amazon sheet to celebrate draw in the shoppers :ROFLMAO:
 
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Fright mask hubby 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't stop laughing imagining seeing rubber masks of his face in the shops for next halloween 🤣
A life size statue who shouts Oi-oiiii when people walk past. Other phrases include “hello shoppers”, “it’s for your bumbuminnit” and “grab her jugs son”
 
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Remember the old days when she had so many deals skinning every possible sheep, particularly when she was pregnant and it used to be all xmas at once for her, and now she has fuckall and we struggle to get more than 10 comments in 24hrs. They are doing all they can, for sure, but it's dead and truly finished.

She pays for bots and for engagement but in reality, she's done. Finally.
 
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Why are the Huns so bleeping obsessed with stupid phrases and statements on jars and pillows and bags and also personalised clothing. That bag is bleeping hideous. What’s wrong with a hold-all or rucksack? I used a rucksack for mine, I didn’t need something with “mummy let the adventure begin” on it.
 
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Why are the Huns so bleeping obsessed with stupid phrases and statements on jars and pillows and bags and also personalised clothing. That bag is bleeping hideous. What’s wrong with a hold-all or rucksack? I used a rucksack for mine, I didn’t need something with “mummy let the adventure begin” on it.
It’s so cringey. A nearly 40 year old woman.
No thanks.

And when did we ever need to take a bag AND a suitcase to hospital? It’s embarrassing. The nurses must be laughing at her.
 
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It’s so cringey. A nearly 40 year old woman.
No thanks.

And when did we ever need to take a bag AND a suitcase to hospital? It’s embarrassing. The nurses must be laughing at her.
I hope they do, the mental witch. She deserves it.
 
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It’s so cringey. A nearly 40 year old woman.
No thanks.

And when did we ever need to take a bag AND a suitcase to hospital? It’s embarrassing. The nurses must be laughing at her.
The just a girl who loves stinky chickens bag is ridiculous 😂
 
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Nobody gives a tit anymore.
Even here, there were 3 thread suggestions on the previous thread.
Nobody gives a damn about their loife.
When you're done, you're done!
 
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If her birth is straightforward she will be discharged about 6hrs later, my first I was in for 3 days (late 90’s) the 2 middle ones 12 hrs as they were born late at night, early hrs of the morning then my youngest 6hrs. So she most probably won’t need all that tit, I took a battered old Nike holdall with me for my lot 🤣
 
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Baby is predicted to be 5-6lbs? Third baby? Were the other two that small? Maybe my view is distorted by my elephant babies. 🥴
 
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Laying the groundwork that she'll be in for '2 nights minimum' due to her 'fancy blood'.
Or is that just to give them time for the tummy tuck/lipo 🤔
And proper lol at not packing makeup. As if she won't be fully made up for the black and white shots.
 
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