Mrs Hinch #706 conveniently forgets to mark an #AD but always sneaks in an ILYD 😅

[BeeHappy]

Mrs Hinch #706 conveniently forgets to mark an #AD but always sneaks in an ILYD . Congratulations @Parry1988 on the new thread title. . Thread suggestions are taken from anywhere on the thread. Please keep them short and swear free and clearly marked thread suggestion.

Not much to report. After going into deep rest for Christmas and New Year (presumably wearing the Christmas jumper her BFF to the moon and back bought her in Vegas), Sopha reappeared to show us how to take down your Christmas decs…days after every other influencer had covered the topic. During her reel, she revealed that, despite her extreme grief, she had actually put up 6 trees around her crem farm house, not 5. Personally, I like to think that was a little to us nusty hens on Tattle!

Other than that, it’s business as usual; make-up reels with filters, cleaning already clean stuff, grief quotes and the exploitation of the bickering boys. Although she has revealed that she has extreme leg cramps due to CC3, that baby is currently in breach position and that they still haven‘t been able to get anyone to decorate the nursery for free despite the imminent arrival.

Dogpie also revealed her farming credentials when she posted a story where she questioned whether the chicken cocka-doodle-doing in the background was actually a “boy”!

Wiki is the pink button at the top. Thread 500 is a must read.

 

[Soapy]

6 trees?!?!?! 6?! What on earth, her house isn't even that big! So what Do we have, conservatory, entrance, playroom, movie room, she said she hadn't touched the main living room, I can't place the other 2. Dining room perhaps? Or is it 2 either side of the front door I'm missing?

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Not sure if anyone's suggested so I'm going to put my bets on a Valentine's day baby, called Valantina/Valantino (deliberately spelled that way for Alan #ilyd)

Edit to add boy name, because as much as I reckon surprise girl, it disturbs me that she might have lied to her children on purpose about it being a brother.

 

[teshhco-tart]

Happy new fred guyshhh! Im amazed we manage to get thread content out of this lazy twit!

SSS has also lost thousands lately so I wonder if it's a bots clearout or people just clearing their phones

 

[xxDimplesxx]

Do scans/sonographers make mistakes nowadays? I know they used to back in the 80’s but technology has vastly improved now. Also I can imagine her having a 4d scan so she would definitely know. If she does lie and has lied to those boys then she really is the pits of a mother.

 

[Cassy Role]

She’ll have not only had NHS scans but she’ll have had all the private dating / 3D scans etc as well. There’s absolutely no way she’d be able to say she’d had a surprise girl.

I wouldn’t put it past her like to be honest but if she does I’m quitting the internet. Forever.

 

[Hinchpinchpunch]

Happy new fred guyshhh! Im amazed we manage to get thread content out of this lazy twit!

SSS has also lost thousands lately so I wonder if it's a bots clearout or people just clearing their phones

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Hopefully it’s people coming to their senses and unfollowing

 

[Blondesx40x]

Early thread title

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Losing followers by the thousands
Woo blimming hoo

 

[HinchesSousChef]

I spent my entire girl pregnancy believing that they might have gotten wrong and she would be a he. It’s more common to get a girl wrong. If there’s a penis there’s no doubt . It’s usually pretty clear! But wouldn’t put past her at all to lie.

I mostly think she’s pink baiting trollomon ahead of this pink cleaning range coming out.

 

[WestHighlandWy]

What a nusty thread title, she’s only learning guyssss

 

[Hun_tea22]

I spent my entire girl pregnancy believing that they might have gotten wrong and she would be a he. It’s more common to get a girl wrong. If there’s a penis there’s no doubt . It’s usually pretty clear! But wouldn’t put past her at all to lie.

I mostly think she’s pink baiting trollomon ahead of this pink cleaning range coming out.

Ah yes but this is Inch’s spawn (encouraged by Big Al RIP) so that penis may not be as obvious as usual

 

[BeeHappy]

6 trees?!?!?! 6?! What on earth, her house isn't even that big! So what Do we have, conservatory, entrance, playroom, movie room, she said she hadn't touched the main living room, I can't place the other 2. Dining room perhaps? Or is it 2 either side of the front door I'm missing?

One in the tangeriny, one in the playroom, one magic tree grown from a pine cone delivered by the elves, one in the movie room and two in the front door display.

 

[cazellie]

Happy new fred guyshhh! Im amazed we manage to get thread content out of this lazy twit!

SSS has also lost thousands lately so I wonder if it's a bots clearout or people just clearing their phones

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I’ve seen it on a few accounts lately and really hope it is the start of Instagram clearing the bots. Imagine how many true following Hinch has?!

 

[melh89]

I follow a lady on TikTok who lost her little girl 6 weeks ago I saw one of her TikToks today she’s just gone back to work only 6 weeks after loosing her baby loosing a child must be beyond any form of grief most of us will ever experience. But my point is if this lady can do that why can’t hinch do it this long after loosing a parent (not saying loosing a parent isn’t hard because it is). In life we expect to loose our parents at some point in our lives. Never do we expect to bury our children

 

[Fluffy20]

I follow a lady on TikTok who lost her little girl 6 weeks ago I saw one of her TikToks today she’s just gone back to work only 6 weeks after loosing her baby loosing a child must be beyond any form of grief most of us will ever experience. But my point is if this lady can do that why can’t hinch do it this long after loosing a parent (not saying loosing a parent isn’t hard because it is). In life we expect to loose our parents at some point in our lives. Never do we expect to bury our children

Someone commented on her woe is me Christmas grid post on 23rd December saying that their 2 year old passed away 7 weeks earlier and they were struggling to find the strength to do Christmas for their 4 year old. Yes, of course it is sad to lose anyone who you love but I'm sorry, losing your father in April and struggling to deal with Christmas is in no way comparable to losing a 2 year old child less than 2 months before Christmas Day.

 

[Libbylulu]

I’ve seen it on a few accounts lately and really hope it is the start of Instagram clearing the bots. Imagine how many true following Hinch has?!

You’d think these big companies are wise to how many real followers she has.

 

[cazellie]

I follow a lady on TikTok who lost her little girl 6 weeks ago I saw one of her TikToks today she’s just gone back to work only 6 weeks after loosing her baby loosing a child must be beyond any form of grief most of us will ever experience. But my point is if this lady can do that why can’t hinch do it this long after loosing a parent (not saying loosing a parent isn’t hard because it is). In life we expect to loose our parents at some point in our lives. Never do we expect to bury our children

A close family member lost their child and work was very good allowing working from home while caring for the child and likewise after allowing time off when they passed. They never rushed them to actually coming back into the office. I suppose it was luck that there was a choice of going into the workplace or working from home but they wanted to get back into a routine for the sake of the rest of the family. Thinking about it, even if they’d had a choice, they wouldn’t have collapsed by the bins for almost a year as life goes on and it is too short. They’ve channelled their grief/energy into raising awareness. It’s like Fakey Quickenden always harps on about his dad and brother who sadly had cancer and passed away but does absolutely nothing off the back of it other than claim to miss them. They’re all attention seekers

 

[RoundTheTwist]

So the walking dead steals her monthly cleaning ideas and now Stacey is wanking taps. Those 2 are fully laughing in her face.

 

[JW80]

Is she still pregnant? I had forgotten all about the boring bint ILYD

 

[notsuchaninstahun]

I cannot even be arsed to watch her stories anymore she is beyond finished she literally has new baby content going on and that’s it. I’ll be dipping in and out of here reading what you nusty hens are chirping cos that’s the only way her tit is interesting anymore